Stupid stoner moments

Okay anyone man or woman enough to post thief stupid stoner most embarrassing moments +rep for the best.

So I just got done smoking outside (secretly due to my parents not approving) so I make my way from the porch; feeling pretty toked, cleaned my mess up and started up the stairs. Now for everyone who thinks they know what's about to happen you have no idea. I reached maybe the ninth stair when I stubbed my toe. Feeling the sharp pain I cringed forward and yelped "FU€k1*& HELL" about as loud as the fricking Dolby digital movie starts. Loosing my balance I dropped forward but falling backwards. Meaning face first down the stairs. The stairs pushed everything out of my pockets (lighter, sack, pipe) anyway my mom heard and immediatly rushed out from her room, saw that I had fallen and rushed to my aid. Stepping on the pipe she slippen on the glass object, legs flying from under her she bounced down knocking me further. I got busted and no one was seriously hurt. But I was the laughing stock for awhile.

that was some good reading haha

i broke a friends bong because we were smoking in his basement. he was saying he didnt want his mom to know and we were blowing our hits out a window. well while i was blowing my hit out the window(behind me) i noticed alot of smoke rising from the bowl part so i foolishly waved my hand near it to dissipate the smoke

you already know what happens next...

my only stupid momment was when i was somewhere between 16 & 19 ( dont really remember )

but me and a few of my friends was walking down the road like hell..

well we came across a cow pasture with one of those electric fences around it..

well my man T. ( i think it was T. anyway )

dared one of us to piss on the fence for a gram of widow..

i was the only one to say fuck it i`ll do it...

so i walked up to the fence and whiped it out....and let it loose..

but i was so scared that i was flickin my dick around so my piss would hopefully land on the fence as my piss was passing it by..

unfortunately at the time that i thought that i was going to be cool......Z A P

man i jumped back 20 feet , my dick felt like it was on fire..

i fell on the ground rolling around and shit crying like a little bitch...

to this day i still dont know if i got shocked

or since i was so fucked up my mind lead me to beleive that i got shocked..

but i got my gram of widow though.......

Nice broke a few pipes too knock on wood they were all mine.

I walked up to my door a while ago and tried to open the door lock with my car keys...

It seriously took me like 15 seconds to realize why it wasn't working