Stupidest thing you've done high?

So... what happened was... I was driving... and for some reason I had a CO2 BB gun in my hand and shot my friend in the hand ! I felt so bad while driving I shot myself in the hand and crashed my car in an alley.
 
i have always been an intelligent person while high or drunk


but one time when i first started smoking it was me, my friend, and 2 girls


we were in one of the girls' backyard smoking one night


there WOULD have been complete silence for 30 or so minutes, but instead i was laughing uncontrollaby the entire time, they didnt say a single word that whole time it still makes me feel awkward
 
lol, well at least you had fun. Fuck them bitches. They were prob so stoned they didn't know wtf was going on anyway. lol.
 
I feel that my life is going in the same direction, I've had dreams and aspirations of a big house and nice cars. Although, I feel as if I'm already heading in the wrong direction. (23, GED, a kid, dead end job, etc etc) I do hope to turn it around though and maybe stray from the norm a bit of the 2.4 kids, 1.2 dogs, etc etc.... Oh well, this next toke is for my dreams, which I am still trying to make happen... :leaf: Or there is always warcrack (wold of warcraft).
 
It'll probably end up happening to me... As much as I want my life going in a different direction, I see my life going in the 'normal' direction. [That is, 2.4 kids, 1.2 dogs, etc...]

WELL the stupid thing I did got me going to this addiction program :wall: But she did tell me that 'normal' is only a setting on a washing machine so fuck normal.
 
Freshmen year (college) i was looking for a way to make a quick buck. So i decided to sign up for a couple internet get rich quick deals. Three years later, i still have to empty my email all the time because of the hundred spam emails daily. Still fuckin kickin myself for that one.
 
Going to Carl's Jr. for some food ordered,, slowly cruised up to the pick-up window. The women opened the window took my money and made change. Gave it back to me and I drove home WITHOUT THE FOOD!!


I went to the taco bell and gave them money and then just left, I was down the street and I'm like... wait, so I drove back around and they gave me my food and they were laughing kind of like, "Did he just drive away?"

I got a smile and a cheesey gordita crunch
 
Stupidest thing i've done was this chink eyed bitch, who gave me a STD that thankfully no longer haunts me.. Fuck bitches get money..

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chink on the left..
warn a brother, not to fuck around with that slut..
 
cant, school email address (.edu). How teachers stay in contact with you and what not. Talked to the IT department about it, they basically said tough shit.
 
we get on the roof of a local shop sometimes and smoke. that isn't the stupid bit, the stupid bit was one time when we decided that instead of climbing down the way we climbed up we could jump onto a lampost that's like 3 feet away from the building and slide down. between 2 of us there were two sprained ankles, cuts, mega bruisage, one broken wrist and four broken fingers.
 
I went to the taco bell and gave them money and then just left, I was down the street and I'm like... wait, so I drove back around and they gave me my food and they were laughing kind of like, "Did he just drive away?"

I got a smile and a cheesey gordita crunch

hahaha, thats a good one; classic HIGH moment just driving off and forgetting the food! lol
anyone ever see 'Smiley Face' movie?
 
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