Super Mario bong....lil' help?

jerseymonkey

jerseymonkey

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I am looking all over for a Super Mario bong for my girlfriend's birthday coming up. I'm hitting google hard and I'm seeing tons of pics but no place that's selling them :(



Anyway...if anybody knows anyplace I can grab one...please let me know.



Thanks. PS-I fucking love you guys ;D







Best.



=JM
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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[video=youtube;JpBGRA6HHtY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpBGRA6HHtY[/video]

Where are my-a fucking mushrooms?
 
chewberto

chewberto

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They run up to 3000 dollars for Mario themed glass. Hope she is worth it! Did you even pee in her butt yet?
 
jerseymonkey

jerseymonkey

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chewberto said:
They run up to 3000 dollars for Mario themed glass. Hope she is worth it! Did you even pee in her butt yet?
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Yeah I'm seeing that. Foolishly I thought they would actually price such an item as a mario bong somewhat fairly. Fuck was I wrong. For $50 I can rent a mario costume, fed her a bag of mushrooms, then have her eat a birthday cupcake off my balls (all with the option of peeing in her asshole later...I'm glad to give her the option...I mean after all...it is her birthday.)

:D

All kidding aside she really is a great girl.

but no fucking way is a mario bong worth 3 grand. Oh well...fuck it, look out Amazon Prime...here I come :)

tHanks for the help and laughs my brothers.

be well

-JM
 
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