waffles696
Active Member
so i played 10 games of beer pong undefeated then smoked. i was assuming i would get twisted, but instead it sobered me up. wtf mate
Supposed to be Twisted
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Try playing Twister. Weeth weeeemen. Bonus points for not hurling. cn
Carne Seca
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With wee men? You're into midgets?
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Are you being short with me? ~unhinged cackle~
Do dwarves smoke weed to Get Average? cn
Do dwarves smoke weed to Get Average? cn
Carne Seca
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You sir, are small minded. How dare you be-little me!
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Such a tiny thing to turn into a slight. Do you want me to stoop to your level? Because I will, and then you'll know how I look up to you. But let's not short ourselves on the small talk. And I prefer to think of myself as *Intellectually Compact.
cn
Carne Seca
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I'm too damned stoned for this. Here is my response. Beware my wit and riposte. I have this to say to you, sir! Oh, yeah?Such a tiny thing to turn into a slight. Do you want me to stoop to your level? Because I will, and then you'll know how I look up to you. But let's not short ourselves on the small talk. And I prefer to think of myself as *Intellectually Compact.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I'll have you know that I was racking my cranial Prius to come up with diminutive metaphors. Giving me such a gracious "out" was ... big of you, fine sir. cn
Carne Seca
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I'm big where it counts.... my.... co... heart. 
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
waffles696
Active Member
still drinking, jamenson here we come after 30 bud lights and 3 grams later