Survivorman is a cruel, selfish bastard!
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The Son of Man
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Les turns into a fat shit between episodes. You just can't eat that much food without smoking constantly 
Bear would put a leash on Les and drag him around using his knife to carve out little surviver meals along his way to his destination.
Bear would put a leash on Les and drag him around using his knife to carve out little surviver meals along his way to his destination.
ststepen420
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well his names not actually Bear, its Edward Michael Grylls.
Stoney McFried
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Lol.That would be funny.
you know the camera guy is eating bear claws and twinkies n shit right in front of bear while he eats a rotten mountain goat
robert 14617
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les has a family wife and boy and i don't think he got rich off a cable television show
cheeseysynapse
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Really? That Sucks. Its WAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYy Better than Man vs. Wild.
I hate that asshole.
+ He's a cheat. At least, thats what I heard.
I hate that asshole.
+ He's a cheat. At least, thats what I heard.
robert 14617
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he has a camera crew with him every were he goes that includes vehicles to move the gear
onthedl0008
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This would be exactly the approach i think les would take.Afterwords,If les is as clever and ruthless i think he is.He would drag bear off to a cave and go training day on bear caveman style and make bear his bish.In all bears smarts and technical training.I believe bear would underestimate the simplicity of a stoners thinking and would never see this strategy coming. When all things were said and done i believe less would effectively give assign bear a beltloop and until they got back to civilization he would make bear collect, gather and cook food for him until they got off the island.
captain chronizzle
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not trying to get into with anybody, but i live close to the wild horse range in southern montana, and i can get em to eat carrots outta my hand.
The Son of Man
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I bet les learned that stuff as a kid. His parents dropped him off like a stray dog out in the middle of nowhere, but the joke ended up being on them as he always made his way back. The camera stuff is no problem for him to lug around because when his parents would ditch him he had to carry all his toys and cloths.
onthedl0008
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LOL son of man is off the hook...I bet all the way home he thought of ways to exact vengeance on his parents.
victim26
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he never said they were wild. he said they may have escaped.
onthedl0008
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Why dont we just do what was already suggested and put the both of them on the woods and hunt them like the faker bums they actually are. Les would prolly be the last one to go.We all already know hoe bear thinks. Easy target.
GrowSpecialist
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I like both of them... and I like both shows. However, if asked who's show I like more, I'd have to go with Les. I prefer the methods of his show. He's alone, he's the camera man. He doesn't sleep in a hotel at night when he's supposed to be roughing it. He doesn't pretend to be in the middle of nowhere when he's really 100 yards away from a busy road. I don't hate Bear. I actually enjoy his show as well... but I'd rather see HIS show end.