talk about shit you dont like and pisses you off unnecessarily

ill start off. i hate it wen u bring weed to a good frend that you've known for a long time and they chat shit bout its sparkling and its dead weed and then five minutes later they eat almost everything in your fridge.

ukgrower2110 said:

ill start off. i hate it wen u bring weed to a good frend that you've known for a long time and they chat shit bout its sparkling and its dead weed and then five minutes later they eat almost everything in your fridge.

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"Friendlies/Associates" stopping over unexpectedly, expecting you to get them high. GOOD buddies who return the favor i dont mind at all.....moochers on the other hand....

you must be stoned. you bring weed to a friend and they eat everything in your fridge? The talk shit about dead crystally weed? I'm so confused...i hate that!

dumbasses who bring random people you dont know over your house

When you drive hours to a connect and they short you...

Also when the hydro store guy tries to be a slick rick. Like for example I bought a water pump. I saw on the computer screen it said ~$11. Then the guy says Oh but don't worry bro I'll give you discount. So then he marks up the original price to like ~$12.50 and then drop it back down to ~$11. The receipt then shows it as me getting a discount and all but just like...don't take a piss and tell me it's raining I'm smarter than that even though I don't show it.

Also hate going through the castro late at night. Can't even get on a bus without some queer spittin game at me. One night 20 minute wait 3 guys hit me up. Me being a straight man and all it is real awkward for me. Anyways fuck SF i need to move to LA.

when i sed bring weed to your friend, i mean the guys i split the rent with, we always argue bout weed, always think we can get the best shit and then we complain wen sum1 else gets weed n says thier weed is shit.

and yes, im stoned like hell, i have aspergers, i need weed or i shout at friends who have helpd me for almost 15 years now.

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dumbasses who bring random people you dont know over your house

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I hate that too!!!

I don't really have smoking buddies. Its
always my sister or boyfriend.

I can tell you about my boyfriends problem.

He always offers to smoke out his homie, but
by the time he gets there, his "homie" has
invited another person! Sometimes even 2 people
expecting him to smoke them out too. Its like
wtf dude, I offered to smoke one person out,

not a whole group of fucking moochers. Its annoying.

And my boyfriend never says anything about it!
and that pisses me off too. Its like, your friends
aren't psychic, they don't know what makes you mad
until you tell them.

But thats him, he's soooo non-confrontational while
I'm very blunt person who actual kind of enjoys
confrontation.

We always argue about it.... Its like GOSH, just
SAY SOMETHING already.

eh, i'm a grumpy fucker and therefore this will be my new favourite thread. good stuff ukgrower!

the following annoy the fuck out of me:

when there is no ganj, or the only stuff that's around is totally shit.

when dealers act like fannies.

when people who don't toke make a big deal out of it, either 'oh it's so bad for you' or 'oh i'm so cool i'm smoking weed.' grow up!

on the odd occasion when i actually have a harvest, when mates either expect a lot for free or spread the word so i end up getting calls from people i hate/have never met, asking to get hooked up.

when mates who don't know shit about growing start spouting advice including the classic "make sure you hang it upside down for long enough to get the thc out the roots" STFU RETARD! or keep asking 'when will it be ready' see when you asked last week and i said 2 weeks? that'll mean it's 1 week now.

when strangers give you dirty looks in public, based on absolutely nothing

when people assume you're an idiot cause you use drugs/ assume all drugs are bad for everybody all the time and fall for the AH WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE type hysteria

when you hold the door for someone and they don't say thank you. equally, when someone lets the door swing in your face even though they've clearly seen you

people who can't distinguish between "what the govt/media/their mate/mother says" and "the truth"

bad grammar and punctuation, and spelling although to a lesser extent. (not all the time, mainly when it's people who should know better/people who think they're smarter than they are/smarter than me)

when people are in a bad mood cause of something totally random and yet insist on taking their temper out on you.

the fact that the off license near my house closed down,
that the weather's still so cold,
that i'm not ridiculously wealthy,
that my tv makes a wierd noise after half an hour of playing,
that downloads take so long,
that you have to piss so much when you're drinking beer,
that i broke my favourite lighter,
and that i need a new mattress.

ruderalis88 said:

eh, i'm a grumpy fucker and therefore this will be my new favourite thread. good stuff ukgrower!

the following annoy the fuck out of me:

when there is no ganj, or the only stuff that's around is totally shit.

when dealers act like fannies.

when people who don't toke make a big deal out of it, either 'oh it's so bad for you' or 'oh i'm so cool i'm smoking weed.' grow up!

on the odd occasion when i actually have a harvest, when mates either expect a lot for free or spread the word so i end up getting calls from people i hate/have never met, asking to get hooked up.

when mates who don't know shit about growing start spouting advice including the classic "make sure you hang it upside down for long enough to get the thc out the roots" STFU RETARD! or keep asking 'when will it be ready' see when you asked last week and i said 2 weeks? that'll mean it's 1 week now.

when strangers give you dirty looks in public, based on absolutely nothing

when people assume you're an idiot cause you use drugs/ assume all drugs are bad for everybody all the time and fall for the AH WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE type hysteria

when you hold the door for someone and they don't say thank you. equally, when someone lets the door swing in your face even though they've clearly seen you

people who can't distinguish between "what the govt/media/their mate/mother says" and "the truth"

bad grammar and punctuation, and spelling although to a lesser extent. (not all the time, mainly when it's people who should know better/people who think they're smarter than they are/smarter than me)

when people are in a bad mood cause of something totally random and yet insist on taking their temper out on you.

the fact that the off license near my house closed down,
that the weather's still so cold,
that i'm not ridiculously wealthy,
that my tv makes a wierd noise after half an hour of playing,
that downloads take so long,
that you have to piss so much when you're drinking beer,
that i broke my favourite lighter,
and that i need a new mattress.

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Nice rant.

The ones in bold, I'm in total agreement on.

i hat it when youre smokin with people and someone just starts talkin absolute bolox, especialy when its about god or the rent and oher shit like that, i smoke to forget my problems not take on thiers.

ukgrower2110 said:

i hat it when youre smokin with people and someone just starts talkin absolute bolox, especialy when its about god or the rent and oher shit like that, i smoke to forget my problems not take on thiers.

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haha no shit...i also hate ppl who say they smoke alot or whatever, and when they smoke with you they act like complete retards.....obviously dont get high much

and them people who r neva around when you dont have weed and magicaly appear when you do, what pricks.

My dealer hooked me up with another dealer one
time. (out of bud) Needless to say I'll never buy from him again.

So, what pissed me off is, I call this guy, and he's like
"yeah, yeah, I'll be there in 15 min".

I end up waiting for 2-3 fucking hours. Then when my and
my bf get back to our place, we weigh the bud and its only
one fucking gram. We call him back and tell him he shorted us,
and he was like "aww, damn man. Sorry. I'm not even like that. I'll
hook you up." (it was really late that night, so I had to wait
until the next day)

And by hook up, it should be giving me what you owe
me plus a little more for my trouble.

So then we hit him up, and he ends up lying AGAIN and I end up
waiting another 2 hours for this asshole.
We get there and he gives us the bud, and when we weigh it,
its only .8!!!

WTF? You might think .2 isn't much, but .2 is still a whole fucking bowl.
Thats 20% of a gram.

Thats just like owing someone ten bucks and only giving them 8. Bullshit.

Needless to say I wasn't going to waste anymore gas or time on this douchebag.
If I pay for 2 grams, I want 2 grams. Not 1.6.

And it was "supposed" to be Jack Herer. Well whoever grew that shit should be slapped. Jack Herer is supposed to be like THE greatest sativa of all time.

I had to smoke 3 bowls just to get an "ok" high, which didn't even last long.

We were pretty pissed.

He called himself "eye-balling" two grams. Well that asshole shouldn't be
"eye-balling" bud since its obvious he wasn't experienced enough and shorted
me. Get a fucking scale and quit ripping off your customers.

Rant over.

=D

i only buy from growers who just want to make some extra cash by growing 3-4 more plants, 1 guy, known him like 5 years, gives me half 0s for 50 when he could charge me like 70 or more, never ever given me shit weed and drawd me when i had no weed when i was like 14.
a good grower and a good friend seems to be the way forward for me, picked up a few times offa drug dealers, hated the weed, gang weed, u can practialy taste the glass, not dried properly, just terrible. sorry to go on and on, im really high.

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and them people who r neva around when you dont have weed and magicaly appear when you do, what pricks.

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Seems you have the same problem.

How do I get my boyfriend to quit hanging around assholes
like that?

Its the same dude I mentioned earlier.

We hadn't heard from this guy for weeks, then my hubby decides
to smoke him out cause he just harvested.

After that he was calling EVERY FUCKING DAY.
Omg, it was so annoying.

And its so annoying that his "friend" doesn't even realize
every time he wants my bf to go to his house, it costs like 5 bucks
in gas. Its a 30 mile round trip and this asshole is smoking my

boyfriends chronic every other day for free?!
But when he had his first harvest he didn't even so much as
CALL my boyfriend to invite him to smoke.


I dunno, but I don't like his friends. They're idiots. I don't
think there's anything wrong with suggesting he get

new friends that don't treat him like shit.

Its like, why hang around with guys who:

1. Tell you you're stupid for offering them valuable growing advice
2. Don't take your advice, then get shitty yields and wonder why
3. Mooch off of you every chance they get to smoke your bud for free
4. Ask for 3 fronts and never pay back fully
5. Break your pipes and never pay back or even replace it
6. Take advice from other people who haven't even grown before

WHY?

OMG, I seriously don't like this guy. Please someone give me some advice
to get my boyfriend away from this guy.

His stupidity annoys me. I could go on all day....

purplekitty7772008 said:

Seems you have the same problem.

How do I get my boyfriend to quit hanging around assholes
like that?

Its the same dude I mentioned earlier.

We hadn't heard from this guy for weeks, then my hubby decides
to smoke him out cause he just harvested.

After that he was calling EVERY FUCKING DAY.
Omg, it was so annoying.

And its so annoying that his "friend" doesn't even realize
every time he wants my bf to go to his house, it costs like 5 bucks
in gas. Its a 30 mile round trip and this asshole is smoking my

boyfriends chronic every other day for free?!
But when he had his first harvest he didn't even so much as
CALL my boyfriend to invite him to smoke.


I dunno, but I don't like his friends. They're idiots. I don't
think there's anything wrong with suggesting he get

new friends that don't treat him like shit.

Its like, why hang around with guys who:

1. Tell you you're stupid for offering them valuable growing advice
2. Don't take your advice, then get shitty yields and wonder why
3. Mooch off of you every chance they get to smoke your bud for free
4. Ask for 3 fronts and never pay back fully
5. Break your pipes and never pay back or even replace it
6. Take advice from other people who haven't even grown before

WHY?

OMG, I seriously don't like this guy. Please someone give me some advice
to get my boyfriend away from this guy.

His stupidity annoys me. I could go on all day....

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say hes gay, would work with most of my friends, they would talk bout him "hes on dis ting. me an him went to dat club up west,got 2 sexy gyal n beat dem tings till d mornin" then id just say "you know hes gay yh" then 1a them would say " what r u crazy, call him n start shoutin bout how he aint a "batty man" and never will be. workd this 1 time when this dealer wanted my friend to shot for him, we were like 14- 15, just getting into the drug game. just try it and you never know.

so some of these will likely already have been mentioned...but here goes

the thing with the door. if i hold the door open for you, say thank you. use manners. when i hold the door for people who dont thank me (usually young people) i turn around and in an irritated tone say "yea, you're welcome! no problem at all!" haha. usually they turn around and thank me properly

i hate when people assume that weed makes you dumb. my IQ went up 14 fucking points after i started toking. dont tell me it makes you dumb...it made me go from "above average" to "gifted" so take your opinion and fuck yourself with it because its WRONG.

it drives me nuts when people spout out uneducated opinions. especially when it comes to drugs, politics and religion. how about you do some research and learn to think for yourself instead of regurgitating the same incorrect propaganda that's been floating around for years? be a leader, not a follower.

i hate when people immediately judge mental health patients. yes we're crazy...yes we have serious problems that we have a hard time controlling. that DOES NOT make it ok for you to crack jokes about us. not all of us are depressed and anxious all the time. some of us WILL go sociopath on your ignorant ass and hand you your ass in a shopping bag.

i hate when people try to push their way into a better "position" on the dance floor at a bar. if i was here first, go away. if i was on the stage first...again...go away. because if you try to push your way in, you're going to feel my elbow in your ribcage and its not exactly going to be orgasmic, ya know?

i hate when guys try to pick up me and my friends by flexing their friggin biceps. seriously? perhaps if you flexed your brain and your charm things would be different. its 2010. if i wanted a caveman i'd hop in a time machine.

i hate when people try to put you down simply because they're jealous. you look like an idiot, its obvious you're jealous, everyone can see that you're jealous and you're making a fool of yourself. think first, speak second.

i hate when people get impatient with crowds at places where crowds are extremely common. like the flea market for example. dont yell at the people ahead of you to move, take a breath and bite your tongue. this is a flea market. its busy. fuck off.

aaaaaannnddd...for now thats it...but im sure i'll think of more later hehe

purplekitty7772008 said:

Seems you have the same problem.

How do I get my boyfriend to quit hanging around assholes
like that?

Its the same dude I mentioned earlier.

We hadn't heard from this guy for weeks, then my hubby decides
to smoke him out cause he just harvested.

After that he was calling EVERY FUCKING DAY.
Omg, it was so annoying.

And its so annoying that his "friend" doesn't even realize
every time he wants my bf to go to his house, it costs like 5 bucks
in gas. Its a 30 mile round trip and this asshole is smoking my

boyfriends chronic every other day for free?!
But when he had his first harvest he didn't even so much as
CALL my boyfriend to invite him to smoke.


I dunno, but I don't like his friends. They're idiots. I don't
think there's anything wrong with suggesting he get

new friends that don't treat him like shit.

Its like, why hang around with guys who:

1. Tell you you're stupid for offering them valuable growing advice
2. Don't take your advice, then get shitty yields and wonder why
3. Mooch off of you every chance they get to smoke your bud for free
4. Ask for 3 fronts and never pay back fully
5. Break your pipes and never pay back or even replace it
6. Take advice from other people who haven't even grown before

WHY?

OMG, I seriously don't like this guy. Please someone give me some advice
to get my boyfriend away from this guy.

His stupidity annoys me. I could go on all day....

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Dont take this the wrong way but.....

1. Its your boyfriends shit, he can do what he wants with it.

2. Maybe he is keeping this guy around to use him in the long run for something, who knows.

3. When you say "suggest" getting new friends, he is prolly taking it as you telling him to do something. Noone likes to be told what to do, or at least I dont.

4. Its your boyfriends shit, he can do what he wants with it.

My suggestion, tell him he aint gettin no ass until the douche stops coming over. Vagina makes the world go round

FUPAGUNT said:

Vagina makes the world go round

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Haha. U83r Pwn4g3.