Teleportation, Discovered

UncleBuck said:

permission to post pictures of you and your family?

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kelly4 said:

Reduced to asking permission...be a man! LOL!

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guy incognito said:

*Fappable

I forgot the b.

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kinetic said:

Fin what's your sister think of you being the impetus of the memes?
Without your encouragement they don't exist right? You goaded people here to find what they can right.

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guy incognito said:

You should totally get her to come post on riu. I would interact with her.

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guy incognito said:

You should totally get her to come post on riu. I would interact with her.

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Finshaggy said:

Ok, so I don't believe in "traditional" teleportation, and someone said to me "We should have teleporters by now.". I told him that there are only 2 ways teleportation is possible, and they are technically impossible. 1:Rip open space (which we as of now only understand via math, we do not actually understand it to this extent) and walk through it, or "wrinkle" it like in the book "a wrinkle in time" and "pop" out on the "other side". But as of now even theorys of doing that are solely based on math, and the existence of "worm" or (also completely theoretically) "black" holes. 2:Break a human down to particles, molecules, or somehow waves. Then shoot them to another place, and rearrange them, which is impossible because the act of "vaporizing" your body into particles, would make you a dead person.


And this realization led to our discovery of teleportation.
What you do is leave a DNA sample and somehow a memory sample (that's the only part that has yet to be invented) with the "teleportation" company. This company sets up suicide booths all over the country, and within these machines is the means to harvest DNA and memory. Since blasting your body into particles would kill you anyways, you allow this machine to kill you. Then you are either instantly woken up as a clone (which is possible, we just aren't sure if it's "ethically ok" to make a human clone so we don't do it, and there is the memory issue)
of yourself, which they would have ready at any of your regular "teleportation" locations (and you wouldn't have your memory, but you would be able to leave yourself a message before you died), but if it was a non-regular point of travel (like a vacation destination, or a business trip) they could use the extra time to make the clone, with full memories.

So, there's a possibility of teleportation. It's just kinda... This^^

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hzbodin said:

You must smoke pretty good dope. wish i had dope like that

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eye exaggerate said:

*grabs a bud, comes back home*




*Fin notices that a bud is missing, thinks twice about having made this thread*

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Finshaggy said:

You're gonna try to teleport?

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eye exaggerate said:

...count your buds

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