Tell something truthful

Indacouch

Indacouch

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AutoNorCal said:
Once while baked out of my mind floating on a pool, I was not pay attention this woman was also in the pool and started to drown. Belated I noticed she was thrashing and I grabbed her and she me. She almost pulled me under but I was able to grab hold of the side of the pool. Then I heard screaming and it was the woman's little girl. She was watching the whole time! I pushed her up and over the edge of the pool, I had never known a person could cough up that much water. Later she told me that she was trying to teach her daughter how to swim even though she didn't know how to swim herself. That day was crazy and it almost ruined my deep buzz.
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No BJ for your efforts .....psssss

I would have tossed her back in and said ........this ain't bay watch bitch
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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I promise I will live my life4
with no regret
wont cut my arms up
won't think about dying4

4 more beers and I will
have an attitude

smoke another cigarette\
throw away your thoughts
tonight We are getting drunk
lost in our own self destruction

2 more beers and I got an attitude
don't look at me or you might


sf is hot on the nonsense t

thatnks
 
greasemonkeymann

greasemonkeymann

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StonedFarmer said:
I promise I will live my life4
with no regret
wont cut my arms up
won't think about dying4

4 more beers and I will
have an attitude

smoke another cigarette\
throw away your thoughts
tonight We are getting drunk
lost in our own self destruction

2 more beers and I got an attitude
don't look at me or you might


sf is hot on the nonsense t

thatnks
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what the sam-bejesus are you talking about?
didn't we already have our quota of nonsensical madness for this thread?
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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greasemonkeymann said:
when you say "adulting duties", that means be drunk on the couch right?
the ole pass-out-after-masturbating adult duties?
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naw my friend is sick and cannot take her daughter to a concert tonight. so I was asked to go, It is pierce the veil

the venue is one of the better smaller ones n the city. I caught my last two shows there so even tho I do not like the band much I am pumped to see what it sounds like. its really small venue and I like music so am just hoping they are good live

Who can't get down to good live music? I sure can
 
lokie

lokie

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I once caught my dads house on fire using a can of WD40 as a blow torch.


Was trying to kill a huge wasp nest that was hanging from the eves of the house.


After the initial panic I was able to put the blazing inferno out myself with minimum damage
to the house.


After putting out the flames I began to freak out. What would an obituary look like for a 14 yr old killed
by his father? FUCK.


Luck was on my side that day.
1) Home alone. No one home to beat me.
2) No witnesses. None of the neighbors saw.
3) The house had been painted a couple of years before. Matching paint in the basement.


I found the matching paint. When I picked it up it was too light to have paint in it. FUCK.
I opened it anyway and to my surprise the paint had dried. FUCK.


I was able to pull the skin off of the bottom of the can and found only a small amount that had not dried solid. Would it be enough? FUCK. I grabbed a brush and went to work.


Luck had not abandoned me that day. There was ONLY enough paint in the can. I had to
wipe the bottom of the can to finish the last stroke. I was able to clean up the work area, put
away the tools and relax all of 15 min before my mom arrived. 15 min? FUCK. would she see
the paint still had not dried? She did not. And now their are only 3 people that know.
I told my wife and now I have told you.


 
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