Ok heres a story that happened on a Saturday nite/Sunday morning in Sydney May 10th 2008.
It may sound a little bullshit
and it probly is, after all we had had our fair share of pills and cones haha.
After a nite of clubbing for georges 18th birthday, we ended up in a park in St James, our pills were wearing down and we had just smoked a few cones
pretiiii twisted. we made a decision 2 move on and go back 2 central station. Along the way we were getting rowdy as usual
this was when I spotted the outline of a bum completely covered by a blanket. I thought..hmmm this should be sum fun. And I walked over and lent near his face and said loudly, HEY BUDDY!, no reply, I said it again which was when he pulled the blanket down from his face and looked at me. He had brown coffee skin and black hair with a beard that had lots of white hairs. I didnt realise it much at this point because I was more interested in fucking around, but he had sortof twinkley eyes, that had a touch of white 2 them, cateracts maybe lol.
Anyway this bum was talking some shit, mumbling and saying weird shit. It was actually tripping us out for a bit. (he looked like a bum that I saw b4, who clamied he was a pirate, it wasnt him tho)
I asked him if he was a pirate, and he looked at me with his sparkley eyes and weird smile and said, I can be anything you want me to be, you know, in your dreams, you know I was thinking yeahhh ok buddyyyy sure u can, so was everyone else. My mate okie said, ok be a chiken, ill give you $10 if you be a chicken. HE said yes I can be a chiken, I can be anything, you know (he had a habbiof saying you know after everything which was pretty funny) So yeh his bullshit was getting old, and I wasnt really listening anymore. A few friends had gone ahead.. with only me steve, oakie and george left listening. Hahaha this is a funny bit. Me being a bit of a prankster, took the opportunity 2 make this moment more funny and memorable
in mid-bullshit, I interrupted abruptly and said YEHH SHUTUP and slapped this bum on the top of his head, not 2 hard but fair decent HAHAHA u shood have seen his face, his hair ruffled up and he looked surprised. Now we were whacked at this point so we burst out laughing and ran off in the other direction as this bum was yelling pretty fukin loud Hahaha. George was the last to run over..and him being the most eager to fight, said that he had booted the bum aswell. i thought he didnt really deserve the booting, but oh well what can you do, we kept laughing. When we stopped laughing I asked george why did you boot him 4 and he said (AND REMEMBER THIS) mmm who cares cuzi, we are never going to see him again.
Soooo we made our way back 2 central station, and a majority of the group made there way home from central back 2 wollongong. But me steve and oakie, wanted 2 chuddie a bit more sumwhere in the city. Now I had looked b4 in the city for spots to chuddie but it was pretti had 2 get some privacy. Oh yeh and it was about 6 in the morning at this point, and the sun was coming out, but it was still fuckinng cold fuck it! Steve wanted to find a place in the city, he was persistant even tho I had said lets go 2 a different suburb cauz there would be more private places. We walked down the stairs 2 the entrance that looks over to the park, now I wanted to go left, but steve seemed 2 want to check this park out even tho I knew there was no spots there. OK I said, so we walked over. As we entered the park, oakie said hey isnt that the guy from last nite? I said nahhhh, n then I realised it was, and so did he as the bum arose from his park bench, grabbed an empty bottle of alcohol and smashed it 2 make a weapon and sat at his bench again staring.(he smashed it shit tho lol, there was hardly any bottle left on it haha) . Oakie and steve said hey, shouldnt we go?.. I stopped and thought about turning around, but then thought what would mike Tyson do in this situation. I kept strolling casually, looking at the bum. He yelled whats a matter you scared! I looked at him and smiled, I said no, im not scared, im just passsssing by haha and gave him a menacing thumbs up which pissed him off.
He started to yell at me, You know it wasnt good what you did! YOU hit me on my head you know! (at this point I forgot about the booting, probly why he was so cut hahaha)
Steve and oakie came over. The bum said why did you do this 2 me! and i thought about it
I said dont know, because it was funny, and I was on drugs! =) . which was true, but hey im not usually that mean for a laugh unless im on drugs, in fact earlier on that nite we made a bums nite by giving him 10 cigarettes while on a journey in search of a tap at ST Peteres park, but thats another story.
The bum replyd , its not funny,you know, that hurts me, you shouldnt do that to the homeless!
I said yehhhh I know I shouldnt have, im sorry ok, im sorry. Now he was very quick to accept my apology, and FORGIVE me for my sins. But when I started to make my way over to him, to I dunno hear some more bullshit find out what this bum was on and where to get it, he held out his finger and waved no ! no! I dont want to talk to you, thats it! Please go away!
Hmmm ok fair enough I mite hav been the same if I was that poor cunt lol.. but then steve pulls out a saddie and says we got weed! haha and of course noone turns down a free cone, especially this majestic tripper of a bum. He throws the shitly smashed bottle over his head and says ahhhhh come boys, sit we all have a smoke
Hahah mad cunt. Ok so we all sit down on this park bench, and I begin piecing together this pipe I bought that had fukin coffe stuck all over it cauz it was in the to mask the smell, nice one dikeeeaadd. Its about 7:30 or so now, so the park is still fairly quiet, with only a few people passing by everynow and again. Plus the park was so big that it was far enuf away from the road not to be seen by drivers, oh and the police station which we found out was across the road later on haha. SO fuckkk it was spark up the gunja. The bum says as he lights his pipe, this one is ok, I made this, its natural from the earth, you know, ahh this meth and that its not good I dont like that. Lol he took a massive hit in and started coughing straight away, for ages hahaha, we were all laughing cauz we knew our shit was good, and he knew it when he finally stopped coughing and said thats some good shit.
Mmm And sure enuf this bum starts talking shit again, something about he had 4 choices when he saw me, he counted 1 to forgive.. skipped thwe others and said he chose to fight and keep his own.
Ok ok fair enuf u crazy bum, but it was still funny interesting cauz we were whacked, n twisted. We started talking about more shit, I think steve asked why are you homeless, this is when he got that smile and said. I can go anywhere in my dreams, I can be anything. And where like wat do you mean? He said, i can leave my body and travel. Steve said oh you mean astrotravel.. you can do that really? Yes, you know, I can you know, yes
Steve being a sinic, said oh ok then ill go behind that wall hold up a number on my hands and you astrotravel and tell me what it is. Haha this fucked him up for a second then he replyd. NO, no, I am not going to show you how to do this, because you can not know! U dont need to know, you will never know and no-one can teach you how to do this
Lol ok fair enuf again
we then ask him where he is from because he looks fairly strange, he says I am Australian you know. And I said but your black mannn. Haha he replys, yes, yes, I was born in morocco, but I live here for a long time you, know, I am more Australian now you know
I said, morocco, isnt that place mysterious n shit? He says ahh yes very very, but you must not know this lol, I was just thinking he couldnt back up his bullshit. Then when we asked his name, he said we cant know this either. But we needed something to call you I said to remember you, whats your initials. He smiled
.. S.S.
.S.S? he said yes
.. secret service and laughed.. we laughed to but knew that was also shit and he should wipe his mouth lol. you see, you see thats police station there, I work for them its ok. Hahaa. Yeh ok bum u work for them but ur sleeping in parks, and smoking chuddies like a madman. But still we had nothing else better to do we might aswell listen to this mentally insane morrocan nut-job spit sum more mumbo-jumbo into our drugfucked ears.
Now this bum started to give us some of his philosophys on life, he said that to be like him you have to have a very strong mind, and you must question yourself everyday, and these questions will lead to more questions.. or some shit like that. And you must challenge reality. Now it sounds like shit, but then again it sortof makes sense. If you can question yourself and come to the conclusion that you dont need a home to live in to live your life, if you can be happy with defying what we have made normal in our society that us, man have created then why not do it?.
OK now we were pretty baked again, and so was S.S., u could tell when he was babbling and he couldnt ge it out, it was just you know, because its not, you know, you know hahahaah. Steve said your fuckin whacked arnt you S.S. .. he replyd. Well, you know, I would be lieng
.. if I said I wasnt hahaha which was pretti funny.
Apon looking around this big park, with all its massive trees and the leaves floating around and shit, we started to appreciate the niceness of the chuddie spot. Steve says
well S.S. this is a pretty nice spot you have chosen here.
And he says YES MY friend its Australia!, im proud to be here, THIS is the BEST place we have!!! we thought about it and realised he was right, we have a pretty good country and a pretty good system compared to others.
There was a bit of silence now as we sat there whacked as fuck looking around the park, there was a lot more people walking past now, but we still continued to toke
Nowww came the big question. Steve asks
S.S. what is your religion?
He says I believe in god
Steve says I dont , I dont think hes real, how come all these people died in the tsunami and stuff
I said ahh I think that was the tectonic plates steve
But yes anyway they kept at it until steve sprung the big statement
I think god is a murdering cunt
Haha now, this is when the bum slowly stood up in front of us. He smiled and said how can you think that!?
Thennnnn it was onnnn, the bum started yelling at the top of his lungs, like he really was angry at steves remark. He was mentioning such shit as
in the beginning there was sooo much suffering!!! So much pain!!! And you can say that god is a murderer!!????!!! (all the people were walking past, but they didnt pay much attention, cauz its Sydney)
And I was thinking to myself
.hmmmm should hit this bum again or sumthing for yelling at us
. But I didnt.
We were all so whacked that were just sat there listening, and agreeing with what this bum had to say.
you think god cant bring destruction!! He said, he can zap take all of you away. Now im thinking he was refering to lighting or sumthin. With your brt brt brt brt!!! He said as he made the action of a gun.
He went on for a bit more yelling and ranting shit at the top of his voice as we sat and listened. But at the end of his rant
he said by the way I am god!! but it was kinda mixed in with his yelling, so we didnt pay much attention 2 it, plus this is sumthing a crazy morrocan bum would say, isnt it?
After the bums last outburst, he stopped and could see that we were listening, not like every other person who would most likely disregaurd him and tell him 2 get a job. He gave steve a big HI-5 and said thank you, you know, you boys, thank you for listening, you know im glad you did this, hit me on my head, because this reaction caused another reaction, and you know we are now friends
So were like yeh, yeh no worries S.S.
He then picked up his bag and said he had to go, thanked us again and walked off, leaving us tripped out and amazed at what events had happened.
Then oakie says, man how did he get here so quick??
Im like what do you mean its the same park isnt it?
But then we realised it wasnt the same park because we had caught the train here.
There wads a silence as we thought wat the fuck was going on
. Then I said oi, was that god???
We thought about it.
He said in our dreams we can be anything we want to be, we can go anywhere, we can do anything, sounds like the encouraging words of god for his race that he created.
He wouldnt give us his name
maybe because his name was god, but he couldnt tell us this.
He said I created this, refering to the weed.
He was talking about 4, choices now you have 7? Seven deadly sins?
When steve said god was a murdering cunt, he reacted very strongly, stood up and rose above us preaching about what god can do,with such anger, almost as if it was him we called a murdering cunt. He also seemed upset about these guns he was making noises of, maybe disappointed us humans had created them?
Oh and yes, his remark of by the way I am god was much more significant after we had jumped to this conclusion.
So.. just a crazy olmoroccan bum with too much time on his hands to think, and by doingthis he has gone crazy?
Or was this god, so well disguised as a bum, in the midst of civilisation in his favourite country that he had created. Sitting, testing and observing humans, seeing how they treat one another, especially how they treat the homeless, the lowest form of society. You know like that movie with morgan freeman where god is a janitor haha.
We are never going to see him again thats what george said, but how wrong were we. He just happened to be in our path that day
we could have walked away but we didnt.. he almost didnt want to communicate with us because what I had done the nite before, but then when I apologised he was quick to forgive me, just like god would. And then all it took was the power of marijuana to bring us all closer together and make us listen and learn. He even said if you go to work drunk, you know, you tell your boss to fuck off, if you go 2 work whacked you know, you concentrate you want to do good.
We sit there tripping about this idea for a bit, was that god? Was it? The pieces fit together so well, hmmmm or are we just druf fucked cunts that are so whacked that they think this bum is actually god.
Steve then trys to prove it wrong. common god you cunt! If that was you, show yourself again, common give us a sign!!
Nothing.
We make our way to central station 2 the toilets 2 wash the fuckin coffee off our hands
. We are in there for about 2 minuets when this bum walks in, hi boys and walks into a cubicle.
Whatttt theeeee fuckkkkk. I wated to ask him rite there and then, your god arnt you?
But I couldnt, there was too many people around, I would have lookedlike a complete fuckwit asking this bum if he was god in front of everyone.
We waited for a bit, but he wouldnt come out
. We left and then he came out of the toilets and briskly walked away.
Now what a coincidence
he must have just been in the same place at the same time as us yeh? Or was god being a smartass and showing himself again, at such a time where I couldnt get any further answers by asking anymore questions
. Maybe its up 2 me now to question myself?
Pfff anyway thats my trippy druged up story from a nite in Sydney, it was a fucking good nite and I will never forget it yewwww. Happy 18 george.
Believe what you want, im not sure what I believe, but I will never forget that bum named S.S. who may or may not have been god. Hahaha.
Oh and dont forget the message also, marijuana is good, even god says so! Yewwwwww chuddddieeeeeeeeesssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peace people, hope u enjoyed reading this shit, I had to share it, before I forgot it, im surprised how much I remembered, there was a lot more that I forget tho. Hahahahahah
.. if it was god, I slapped him in the head. Shiiiiiiiit.
"or did i????"
Craziest trip I ate shrooms pretty much had the full effect of shrooms id say tripped hard ended up runnin outside of my house fealt the whole death/reborn thing w/e a huge trip tho was awesome 
peace
