The 5 word story

Woodstock.Hippie · Nov 3, 2009

the onlookers gather stone piles

robert 14617 · Nov 3, 2009

she kills every other character

Brevity, The Soul Of Wit! · Nov 3, 2009

Then she wakes from sleep.

robert 14617 · Nov 3, 2009

to realize there never was

islander08 · Nov 3, 2009

a real candy land princess

robert 14617 · Nov 3, 2009

jumps in her car and

Brevity, The Soul Of Wit! · Nov 3, 2009

Crashes into a car-insurance billboard.

islander08 · Nov 3, 2009

but thank god for geico

robert 14617 · Nov 3, 2009

sending the cavemen right over

islander08 · Nov 3, 2009

to pound the car with

robert 14617 · Nov 3, 2009

the broken body of the

Woodstock.Hippie · Nov 4, 2009

former Danger Room's mystical essence

swazifarmer · Nov 4, 2009

was taken back by the

Woodstock.Hippie · Nov 4, 2009

vampires sparkle in the sunlight?

Brevity, The Soul Of Wit! · Nov 4, 2009

The entire universe suddenly ended!

Woodstock.Hippie · Nov 4, 2009

in a parallel universe where

kronic1989 · Nov 4, 2009

. the morons pestilence lingering in

Brevity, The Soul Of Wit! · Nov 4, 2009

And I laughed very hard.

Sittin On A Cloud · Nov 4, 2009

Brevity said:
And I laughed very hard.

So hard that infact I

N0iZ · Nov 4, 2009

shot milk out my nose