The best advice you ever got?

see4

Well-Known Member

• Mar 17, 2013

• #241

The 10 best pieces of advice I have ever received.

 

ClaytonBigsby

Well-Known Member

• Mar 17, 2013

• #242

I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it.

Anyone say that yet?

 

ClaytonBigsby

Well-Known Member

• Mar 17, 2013

• #243

Life is just a phase you’re going through…you’ll get over it

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others

Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics

 

Omgwtfbbq Indicaman

Well-Known Member

• Mar 17, 2013

• #244

see4 said:

The 10 best pieces of advice I have ever received.

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the first 5 are completely arbitrary.

 

potpimp

Sector 5 Moderator

• Mar 17, 2013

• #245

Omgwtfbbq Indicaman said:

the first 5 are completely arbitrary.

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Arbitrary??? Those are not "suggestions".

 

VILEPLUME

Well-Known Member

• Mar 17, 2013

• #246

The key to living a long life is to never do the same thing over and over for too long.

 

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brett757

Member

• Mar 18, 2013

• #247

Good things come to those who wait. Also I learned you have to take risks in life to be successful. As far as growing the best advise I got was to water and wait two days until next watering.

 

Omgwtfbbq Indicaman

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• Mar 18, 2013

• #248

potpimp said:

Arbitrary??? Those are not "suggestions".

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they may as well be, goddamnit!

 

see4

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2013

• #249

VILEPLUME said:

The key to living a long life is to never do the same thing over and over for too long.

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unless its about a girl

 

highfirejones

Active Member

• Mar 18, 2013

• #250

fuck revegging unless by accident

 

highfirejones

Active Member

• Mar 18, 2013

• #251

thou shall not reveg next time

 

see4

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2013

• #252

bro's before ho's

 

Omgwtfbbq Indicaman

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2013

• #253

see4 said:

bro's before ho's

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mensches before wenches.

 

redeye jedi88

Active Member

• Mar 18, 2013

• #254

pass to the left

 

redeye jedi88

Active Member

• Mar 18, 2013

• #255

sharing is caring

 

greenswag

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2013

• #256

I have advice. When stoned, read directions on cooking food twice. I once put a small microwave pizza in for 24 minutes instead of 2.40 with the intoxicated logic of "well, when I order pizza it takes that long before I get it so that must be right"

half an hour later the kitchen is filled with black smoke, the pizza is a black coal and the plate I nuked it on is broken in half in the microwave.

 

mikeyboy

Active Member

• Mar 18, 2013

• #257

my parents played this at night for me when i was a kid.
http://youtu.be/EsSlOGzPM90
not exactly advice but im happyer in life thanks to it and am sure as hell playing it to any possible future kids. . . it aint all doom and gloom.

 

greenswag

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2013

• #258

mikeyboy said:

my parents played this at night for me when i was a kid.
[video=youtube;EsSlOGzPM90]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsSlOGzPM90&feature=youtu.be[/video]
not exactly advice but im happyer in life thanks to it and am sure as hell playing it to any possible future kids. . . it aint all doom and gloom.

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thar you go

 

mikeyboy

Active Member

• Mar 18, 2013

• #259

thank you, been away a while and still remembering how to get round.

 

greenswag

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2013

• #260

Attempt not to look into the kitchen of chinese restaurants.

We once peeked as a waiter walked through the doors and saw something skinned on a table, too big to be a cat, and obviously not pig or chicken.