Bookworm
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it wasn't too bad.
The Big Lebowski
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TodayIsAGreenday
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im sure you had fun, its just you really need to see the movie
its a classic
its a classic
Johnnyorganic
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"My only hope is that the Big Lebowsky kills me before the Germans cut my dick off."
MrHowardMarks
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Nothing is fucked, nothing is fucked man.
Nothing is fucked!?! The goddam plane has crashed into the mountain!
Nothing is fucked!?! The goddam plane has crashed into the mountain!
MrHowardMarks
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What's with the bag walter?
It's my dirty undies dude, the whites.
It's my dirty undies dude, the whites.
Johnnyorganic
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"How are you gonna keep 'em on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?"
diggitydank420
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Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
MrHowardMarks
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-I say we turn this thread into a Lebowski quotes thread... Hijack?
"What's a petterass Walter?"
"Shut the fuck up Donny."
"So, dude, what about your rug?"
"What's a petterass Walter?"
"Shut the fuck up Donny."
"So, dude, what about your rug?"
MrHowardMarks
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"Some men, without batting an eye, will refer to their dick, rod, or johnson."
"Johnson?!?"
"Johnson?!?"
MrHowardMarks
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"...And please, dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nominclature, asian american please, we're not talking about the people who built the railroads here."
"Dude. Who pissed on your rug?"
"Shut the fuck up Donny."
"Dude. Who pissed on your rug?"
"Shut the fuck up Donny."
TodayIsAGreenday
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What do you do for recreation?
Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero!
They're calling the cops, put the piece away.
Mark it zero!
Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero!
They're calling the cops, put the piece away.
Mark it zero!
Johnnyorganic
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Brandt: "Our guest has to be leaving, Mrs. Lebowsky."
Dude: "Ah, you're Bunny!"
Bunny: "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."
Brandt: "She's wonderful, such a free spirit."
Bunny: "Brandt can't watch, or he has to pay a hundred."
Dude: "I'll just go find a cash machine."
Dude: "Ah, you're Bunny!"
Bunny: "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."
Brandt: "She's wonderful, such a free spirit."
Bunny: "Brandt can't watch, or he has to pay a hundred."
Dude: "I'll just go find a cash machine."
Mattplusness
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i really don't think that movie should be talked about as much as it is, it's really not that funny, the humor is really dry
TodayIsAGreenday
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no you just cant appreciate that kind of (BRILLIANT) humor thats all
Johnnyorganic
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Your inability to recognize comedy is no call to piss in our bowl of corn flakes.
Gravtronics
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You are entering a world of pain brother
NewGrowth
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You should go find another thread not called "The Big Lebowski" if you don't like it. No one invited you bro, same reason I don't go to KKK meetings I don't like them and I have not been invited either.
MrHowardMarks
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Matt+ness just came in and pissed on our rug!
-So what was missing from the car?
You know, a tape deck, some creedence, a briefcase with some papers...
-what kind of papers?
You know, buisness papers...
<cop looking at bowling pin pipe>
-What's your job?
Oh, I'm unemployed, so you have much luck with this type of...
<Phone rings>
-So what was missing from the car?
You know, a tape deck, some creedence, a briefcase with some papers...
-what kind of papers?
You know, buisness papers...
<cop looking at bowling pin pipe>
-What's your job?
Oh, I'm unemployed, so you have much luck with this type of...
<Phone rings>
MrHowardMarks
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(Music) ...eww chimmey cha cha... Do do do-do-do... Ew chimmey cha cha... Da da dew-da...
