The Cheese, The Whole Cheese and Nothing but the Cheese

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DST said:
I reckon a few visitors to the windows in the Dam loose more than 80 sheets. lol.....
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haha, friend was "visiting" that area one evening and decided that he'd haggle the going rate, so does what he has to do, walks out thinking he just got a bargain and get's held up by the "pimp" a minute later for 100 euro's :lol:
 
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LTZ said:
a think she liked my shoes lol
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sounds a bit kinky.....

would never frequent a window in the Red Light or any other District, you are just asking to be fukked.....eh, I suppose thats alright in a way....I prefer paying for sex in the more traditional way, buying drinks, acting smoothe, bragging about manhood, etc....after all, it's all part of the chase!

And if that doesn't work, I guarantee you will always feel better after a quick w_nk and still having 50 euros in your pocket! After all, A w_nk a day doesn't keep the doctor at bay, but it's better than a fekkin Apple!!
 
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DST said:
sounds a bit kinky.....

would never frequent a window in the Red Light or any other District, you are just asking to be fukked.....eh, I suppose thats alright in a way....I prefer paying for sex in the more traditional way, buying drinks, acting smoothe, bragging about manhood, etc....after all, it's all part of the chase!

And if that doesn't work, I guarantee you will always feel better after a quick w_nk and still having 50 euros in your pocket! After all, A w_nk a day doesn't keep the doctor at bay, but it's better than a fekkin Apple!!
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haha, that last bit amused me. I kept my money to myself as well, however world class and professional they may be, yuck, no ta :D
 
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tip top toker said:
haha, that last bit amused me. I kept my money to myself as well, however world class and professional they may be, yuck, no ta :D
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exactly, I love all you guys (and girls on RIU) but would not want to share the holiest of holies with anyone...especially not if it had just been visited 5 minutes earlier....and I guarantee these girls ain't showering in between...double yuck!!

Anyone got anything Cheesey to say...will get a pic up of my cheese in a minute...mwhahahaha....
 
Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

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hahahaha up north in newcastle we ont pay for whores shit i havent even seen one in toon for years. you go to a bar buy em a few brews n their yours in the phone box haha
 
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