The Cheese, The Whole Cheese and Nothing but the Cheese

Don Gin and Ton

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hahah lads ive done the ferry a few times and theres no way in hell id do it again. on at 5 bored by 6 pissed by 8 hung over in the AM in a cabin under the deisel engines and car decks with a nice rocking motion swilling the duty free round your gut, then you realise that those plastic bags arent for rubbish.

flights are like £40-50 more your there in an hour after having a cuppa in flight.

i doubt the mrs would want to come as she doesnt smoke ( i know haha) but we talked about going soon ish anyway on the proviso that i wasnt all day chonged in a coffee shop. dont think shes going to want to flit round the museums on her todd like.
 

mr west

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last time i went was with a woman, non romantic type and we dfid every museaum the dam had to offer lol.
 

DST

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last time i went was with a woman, non romantic type and we dfid every museaum the dam had to offer lol.
I've been here 10 years plus and I ain't even been round all the museums....did you manage to sleep Westy? lol....

Nice tune.
 

oscaroscar

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I went to dam for a week over new year in 98 i think and got the hotel free coz the guy thought i was staying another day. I was walking to reception to pay and he asked me if i was gonna pay in cash and i said yeah and his phone rang and he covered the mouth peice and said just pay before you leave tomorrow, result lol he didn't have any of my details so i got away clean lol i'd like to go back but my mates that have smoked my weed reckon it knocks the dams into a cocked hat. They're prolly going to the wrong places tho
My mrs doesn't smoke either Don, its cheap that way lol drinks like a fish mind
 

DST

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They're prolly going to the wrong places tho
I would say so...90% of the stuff sold is grown commerically with no love or care...and then the coffeeshops call it whatever they think the tourists will buy....

The weed you want to buy is grown by people just like you and me and sold in various decent coffeeshops. And sometimes you can get lucky with a batch at a Mom and Pop coffeeshop, but it depends on your Donald Duck.

Most decent weed is going to be 10 euro plus per gram these days. For OG Kush, some Cheese, good Haze varieties you can pay between 13/14 euro up to 18 euro per gram!!! (shocking!!)
Ranges from 6-10 euro for pollem and then Ice-olator, bubble hash, etc, 10 euro up to whatever price you imagine (I saw grams at over a 100 euro once)!! ridiculous.)
 

mr west

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I remember i had a 500 pound over draft wich got maxed out. Its easy to spend loadsa money in the dam. Whats the crack with smoking your own home grow in a coffee shop if u buy a coffee?
 

tip top toker

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I remember i had a 500 pound over draft wich got maxed out. Its easy to spend loadsa money in the dam. Whats the crack with smoking your own home grow in a coffee shop if u buy a coffee?
Think next time i go i'll only buy as much as i ell of my own prior to going. Once you've had your first large jar, it suddenly become very hard to justify spending £10-£20 for an evenings smoke :lol:
 

DST

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I remember i had a 500 pound over draft wich got maxed out. Its easy to spend loadsa money in the dam. Whats the crack with smoking your own home grow in a coffee shop if u buy a coffee?
"Consumptie is verplicht", which means Consumption is required, and you can consume anything you want, be it coffee, coca cola, or a joint. As long as you buy something you can smoke whatever weed you want.
There is only one coffeeshop that I have ever been told I couldn't sit down because i was not buying weed, and that was the KADINSKY coffeeshop, please do not ever go there, they are a bunch of C_NTS! Can you believe it!!! I was also with my Mum which was even worse, she couldn't believe how rude the minimum wage "oh this is only a temporary job until I become a fukking LEGEND" bitch behind the counter was!!! Apart from that, a few changes in that some coffeeshops have seperated their selling area from their smoking area (due to smoking laws.)

Anyway, Yes you can smoke as much as you like. However if you pull out a large bag (more than 5 grams) you will probably be asked to leave a lot of places. If the police came for a raid (which they tend to do around 2X per year for the big shops) and there was someone in your shop with a lot of weed on them...this can bring hassles!!! Not only to the person with the weed, but also the shop....
 

Don Gin and Ton

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thats crazy the shop can have kilo's under the counter but the punters can only have less than a Q bonkers, still a mile better than we got in blighty like
 

DST

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I am not 100% of what stock limits are, but inside the shop they are allowed a max of 500 grams of product. The police raid and check this, all product is weighed. I think with stock limits in pace it also means it is difficult for planning. If someone has the best gear around, and your stick is full, realistically you cannot buy it....it's all a bit of a Grey Area...hence why they called my favourite coffeeshop the Grey Area...

They are allowed to sell you max 5 grams, so if you get caught in the shop with more it can look suspicious. I have never heard of anyone getting done for having more, but there's always a first.

And yeh, you see like tourists with about 10 bags of 1 gram deals...makes me laugh because 50% of it is probably the same haha.
 
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