I'm pretty damn important. In high school my principal put me in the VIP club. Which apparently stood for Very Important Person club. Up until about a year ago I was under the impression it stood for Very Immense Penis club though.
Ok honestly, I didn't mean to claim it as french.. And now to further my honesty, if I had to give somebody credit for sphaghetti, I'd say it goes to the french. Now I know it's not french ha. Who came up with sphaghetti?