"the cock den"
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blinkykush
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Mine are blue
seriously, my gf and i just found out we are pregnant. its cool I have been with her 4 years and love her, but she has been morning sick day sick and night sick latley and i need pussy,LOL. if you havnt delt with it yet then you wont understand, but there isnt much in terms of a turn on when it comes to a sick monning and cranky pregnant woman. BRUTAL
seriously, my gf and i just found out we are pregnant. its cool I have been with her 4 years and love her, but she has been morning sick day sick and night sick latley and i need pussy,LOL. if you havnt delt with it yet then you wont understand, but there isnt much in terms of a turn on when it comes to a sick monning and cranky pregnant woman. BRUTAL
Wikidbchofthewst
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So once you pick a side, do you always choose that side, or do you change it up now and then?
honkeytown
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this is a great thread...who else likes it when a girl calls you daddy? anyone? I am takin this thread back to man status...sorry ladies.....anyone else use a SAFE word with their girls? I like to use diamonds as mine....ha
Stoney McFried
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Yeah, it's the same way in the chick den, lol....
You know, as long as it's gold or silver so it doesn't turn me green, I don't need anything expensive. Hell, I collect costume jewelry, and if you paint the band with polyurethane,even that won't turn you green.Aww, I was going to come in and tease about 'sausage fests' but since stoney's here I can't say anything...
Pot is great for nausea, but if she doesn't wanna do that try vitamin B12 or peppermint.
Mine are blue
Wikidbchofthewst
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I've been with a guy who wanted me to call him daddy, lol. And as for safe words -- OKLAHOMA!this is a great thread...who else likes it when a girl calls you daddy? anyone? I am takin this thread back to man status...sorry ladies.....anyone else use a SAFE word with their girls? I like to use diamonds as mine....ha
Stoney McFried
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I don't even wanna think the word daddy when I'm doing it...cuz then I see a picture of my dad's frowning face and it's all over.....
honkeytown
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lol...some girls are really into that shit....I like it personally. I dont know why and I probably will have a daughter as my first child for it...but not yet. and I here OKLAHOMA is a pretty safe place to be....lol...but crazy as shit!
Wikidbchofthewst
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lol, Oklahoma was the safe word Preston used in a jackass clip where he was being abused by two women.
spark1
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I've been riding for 35 years. My current ride is a 1999 Softail
Anyone here ride?
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GuNjAhLoRd
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i just blew a possums head to pieces with a shot gun 5 mins ago found it in my gurrila grow little cunts been eating all my babies hope no one heard just got a little angry and finally found the bastard
Wikidbchofthewst
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Possums are so effing OOGLY
honkeytown
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wtf....a possum...wow...i guess I really do live in the desert...I about shit my pants the first time I ever saw an armadillo...wtf are those things anyway besides creepy looking. ha
GuNjAhLoRd
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yeah i cant stand them they get into my fruit trees aswell and they scare the shit out of my cat i usually leave my dog out but he just leaves them in the middle of the back lawn after hes ripped thm to pieces
MoePunn
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I was at the beach yesterday with my wife, and I couldn't keep my eyes off all the fuckin pussy there
I haven't been to the beach in years, but I'm gonna start goin more, I mean it......
Yesterday, my dick must of been rock solid hard for 3 hours, need I say my back is kinda burned for the fact that I had to lay on stomach. If I laid on back, I'd be pitchin a circus tent for all to see.
Soon as we got home..... I fucked the shit out of my wife.....I came everywhere. On the bed, On the wall, on her tits. I'd have to say that's been the best sex in looooong time.
LOL looks like someone was happy to get out to the beach this week however;
An erection that lasts more than 4 hours? - Yahoo! Answers
That was one high ass roadkill before it got smoked... He's in good company though because so was Biggie & Pac before they bought the farm...
wtf....a possum...wow...i guess I really do live in the desert...I about shit my pants the first time I ever saw an armadillo...wtf are those things anyway besides creepy looking. ha
I have never and hope that I never do see an Armadillo unless its on The Road Runner
BongJuice
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That's a crock of shit....
I've never been in pain due to a long lasting erection.
I've always been capable of keeping an erection to last a very long time. I can fuck for hours.
In fact that's probably the one thing my wife doesn't bitch about. She knows I'm great in bed.
I'm proud of the fact that I'm capable of giving my wife 5-10 orgasms everytime we fuck.
Being married as long as I've been, I've learned that as long as I can make my wife scream with utter pleasure; I can do pretty much whatever the fuck I want.
Let me put it this way..... My wife pouts if I'm pissed at her, cuz she knows she's not gonna get any for awhile.
Pookiedough
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Lol from the linky from yahoo....Yes, years ago I had a wild girlfriend who got a hold of some cocaine and she put it on my erection.
She claimed that it would make me last longer,(yeah no s.h.i.t.) I had never done that before, so I said what the heck.
She was right, but I had the side effect of an erection that wouldn't go down and let me tell you it hurt like a son of a bee.
I ended up going to the ER after 5 or 6 hours and the doctor had to use a needle to draw blood out of it. After it went down, I had to put an ice pack on it most of the night. I was so sore for the next couple of days, I was just miserable......my god im glad I don't have a penis it obviously clouds the old judgment.
She claimed that it would make me last longer,(yeah no s.h.i.t.) I had never done that before, so I said what the heck.
She was right, but I had the side effect of an erection that wouldn't go down and let me tell you it hurt like a son of a bee.
I ended up going to the ER after 5 or 6 hours and the doctor had to use a needle to draw blood out of it. After it went down, I had to put an ice pack on it most of the night. I was so sore for the next couple of days, I was just miserable......my god im glad I don't have a penis it obviously clouds the old judgment.
towelie...
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yeah it totally does, sometimes it just thinks for you 
Twistyman
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Dress right or left.....
It's supposed to go in the woman............. gee, I wonder why....... better a numb box then a speared dick.........Lol from the linky from yahoo....Yes, years ago I had a wild girlfriend who got a hold of some cocaine and she put it on my erection.
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weezer
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hey guys
went camping left on friday was not to back till thus..BUT it rained and rained than it rain again.
so i packed up and came home.
pack the boat,20 min boat ride to van.
put stuff in van load trailor got another $60 in gas for the 5 hr drive home.
saturday nice day,,fished and smoke all day,wish the rest of days was like that..
all in all he summer has not been very good so far in my area
on the good side my girls are geting lots of water...
went camping left on friday was not to back till thus..BUT it rained and rained than it rain again.
so i packed up and came home.
pack the boat,20 min boat ride to van.
put stuff in van load trailor got another $60 in gas for the 5 hr drive home.
saturday nice day,,fished and smoke all day,wish the rest of days was like that..
all in all he summer has not been very good so far in my area
on the good side my girls are geting lots of water...