The DIY poor-man's pipe and bong page

fatality

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ok, im sitting here with a bunch of smoke, but no way to smoke. papers ran dry. what am i to do? ask for the guidance of all you poor men (and woman) out there who have devized simple yet effective means for delivering cannabinoids to our system through caveman style devices made of the simplest of scraps. ok guys, lets hear the ideas cuz i need to get stoned
 

mystifiedbongs

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soda can- make a dent in the side of the can, poke holes with needle in a 1 inch circle and holes in the middle. put weed over hole and hit from the mouth opening.

apple- just carve out a bowl sized hole, poke with a pencil half way through the hole into the apple. then from a 90 degree angle poke another hole to meet the first one. apple pipe

tinnie* not recommended. take a 6 inch by 6 inch piece of tin foil, fold it in half once and wrap it around a round pen tube. pull it off most of the way but with half an inch still in it, bend the pen up and it will make a little tin foil pipe. health risks associated with smoking out of tin foil
 

wiseguy316

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your going to hear about the apple core, & soda can and plenty of other methods, if you have so much sell a 1/4 and go buy a bowl. problem solved
 

puffenuff

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Knife hits. Get 2 knives super hot, and sandwich some bud inbetween. take the top half of a 2liter that's been cut in half and use that as mouthpeice to catch and inhale smoke through
 
me too..hmm,

okay here goes from a fellow super stoned, stoner, to another unstoned, stoner, get a pen a wrap it with foil. make it pretty sturdy so a few wraps around the pen will be sufficient. then take it off the pen and pinch one end to make the bowl so the weed wont fall thru. then take the "bowl". next take a 20 oz coke bottle and poke a hole the size of the pen about 3 inches from the bottom. then put the tube thru the hole u made in the coke bottle. then tape around it to seal it. next fill with water until the tube is submerged a little bit then you are good to go..
 

djruiner

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Pvc pipe cleaned two hole on each side use a metal downstem and bowl I've been using it for a year now.
you do know that if any of the pvc gets hot its going to put off a ton of toxic fumes...pvc is one of the worst things to use as a pipe
 
i remember when i made my first bong. lol...now i have a nice percolated diffused and ash catcher bong ....glass on glass. with my name etched on it custom made at a local glass shop in rancho cucamonga. route 66 smoke shop..check it out...
 

NastYNortH

Member
you do know that if any of the pvc gets hot its going to put off a ton of toxic fumes...pvc is one of the worst things to use as a pipe
The pvc doesn't get hot you use a metal bowl and down stem it's not like i'm burning the fuckin pvc how retarded.
 

djruiner

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The pvc doesn't get hot you use a metal bowl and down stem it's not like i'm burning the fuckin pvc how retarded.
it does not even have to get hot to be toxic...might want to do some research...but seeing as you didnt do this before making the pipe ill do it for you....http://www.pvcinformation.org/assets/pdf/PVCFactPack.pdf
softening of bones,
deformation of fingers, skin complaints, impotence, bad
circulation and shortness of breath, liver damage and even a
special form of liver cancer, angiosarcoma. Up to 1990, 157
deaths have resulted from VCM-caused angiosarcoma and 140-150
further such deaths are expected within the next three decades
for this one illness alone

does this sound like something you want?just trying to help you to keep from possible death thats all

if thats not enough just google "is pvc toxic"
 

djruiner

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Well you wanna buy me a 300 dollar bong? Cause I'm gladly open to that just send it to me.
i wont even buy me a bong that cost that much..break too easy and the cheap ones hit just as good.but $20 on any headshop site will get you a decent bong or pipe
 

NastYNortH

Member
i wont even buy me a bong that cost that much..break too easy and the cheap ones hit just as good.but $20 on any headshop site will get you a decent bong or pipe
If the headshops in my area had decent prices I'd buy with cash the local's actually have nice thick bongs their short as fuck tho for 50
 

bamfrivet

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if you smoke cigarettes, then just roll the cigarette between your fingers to get the tobacco out and put your nug in that way.
 

Stinkmeaner

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if you got a bible and aint afraid of goin to hell
roll a joint from the paper. lord go easy on me for sayin dat. *blowin out smokering from a biblejoint*
 

Nullis

Moderator
Grab one of mother's tampons and check that it is wrapped in the paper and not plastic or something.
 

420monster

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First off i do not like what i see here all the harmful dangerous methods of smoking your herb the best advice is find a cheap glass or steal piece but if thats not possible there are still safe ways lets start with the dangers
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Soda Cans smoking out of cans can increase risk of Alzheimer's not to mention the chemicals in the paint you are inhaling and the thin plastic film on every soda can

Tinnys Aluminum foil is very pure- in fact it is 99.9% pure, with the .1% being various residues from the manufacturing process that are burned off at low temperature and other impurities found within the material. Average human intake of aluminum is around 3grams (a little higher inCanada because the drinking water is treated with higher concentrations of aluminum). Aluminum, at temperatures below melting point, does not give off gas or vapor.

What Is Alzheimer’s Disease?

Alzheimer’s Disease is a progressive disease that affects the brain- causing mental deterioration, disorientation, depression, memory lapses.


When studies have been perform on patients with Alzheimer’s Disease scientist have found that patients have high concentration (10-30 times the normal) of Aluminum in their systems.

Special Thanks
djruiner has all ready covered the dangers of heated pvc thank you for that + rep

copper as in copper washer connectors of maybe your even using straight copper piping

Symptoms and DIseases: Acne, allergies, alopecia, insomnia, nausea, spaciness, tooth decay, strokes, PMS, yeast infections, urinary tract infections, mood swings, kidney disorders, depression, cystic fibrosis, arthritis, anxiety, anorexia, multiple sclerosis, inflammation, pancreatic dysfunction, vitamin deficiencies, paranoia, migraines, libido decreased, nervousness, osteoporosis, senility, stuttering, phobias, diabetes, autism, estrogen dominance.

How Copper affects health:

Nervous System: Copper buildup can result in a tendency for hyperactivity in autistic children. It can cause stuttering, insomnia, and hypertension.

Skin: An excess of copper can cause oily skin, loss of skin tone (due to its ability to block vitamin c), and can cause a dark pigmentation of the skin, usually around the face.

Hair and Nails Copper can cause nails to be brittle and thin. It can contribute to hair loss, especially in women.

so the safe ways are glass steal wood and apples now to answer you question instead of pointing out the danger of others responses heres how u can make a wood pipe for nothing

what you will need: a drill some drill bits a saw and a tree

step 1: the pipe will be a tree branch how ever long and think you want your pipe pick 1 end get your drill bits out and make a hole the size you want your bowl mines about a inch wide and a half inch deep the pipe is about 3 inches long (dont dill to close to the bottom or it will burn threw)

step 2: once your bowl is drilled take a thin drill bit but not to thin and look line it up with your bowl and drill a straight line from the end all the way threw to your bowl this make take a few trys to get it right

step 3: now look under your sink faucet and pull the little screen out push that threw you mouth piece until you can just bearly see it in the hole in your bowl now

step 4: theres a couple ways of stopping it from burning as fast the first one is use a hard wood such as oak cherry or walnut second is soaking it in water for like a day or two before smoking so it can absorb lost of moisture and burn slower and the final way is burn the bowl yes what we are trying to avoid can be beneficial its called seasoning basically you want to char the inside but dont scrape the ashes this will stop any more burning of the wood

recap: wow thats alot so lets recap:tin foil=bad soda cans=bad copper=bad pvc=bad
glass=good steel=good apple=good wood=good

if you have read this hole thing congrats

Hope this helps!!!

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