The funniest thread you have ever read on "riu"

0calli

0calli

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THIS ISNT A THREAD BUT FUNNY AS FUK !!!!!!


This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED By THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
 
0calli

0calli

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THIS IS PRETTY FUNNY TOO ORGINALLY POSTED TO ME A FEW DAYS AGO

PLEASE GUYS TELL ME THIS ISNT THE INTELLIGENCE THAT WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH ON A DAILY BASIS you WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT THIS SIMPLE MINDED PERSON WROTE TO SOMETHING I POSTED
ORIGINALLY POSTED BY TurtleHermit

A Caucasian man before Columbus had already discovered the land of America way before the land was named America. The Indians only inhabited it. They were not civilized like Europe and or Asia and were into cannibalism as well as human sacrifice. There is a difference between races as studies on the human brain suggest. A scientist has stated the Asian and Caucasian races both have higher intelligence then others and are more then capable learning at a higher rate then others. I am Asian so I am in that group. ​
 
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