The Halloween thread...

[dirtyho1968]

She's gonna have a lot of eggs to clean off her house.

 

[april]

Hmmm should new moms wear sexy outfits to Halloween parties that involve children? ? I've seen a few that don't set great exemples for their daughters... I'm talking thigh highs with short skirts...and way to much boob.. and I like boobies.

 

[Sunbiz1]

Will someone please take this bag of Reese cups off my hands?...these are deadly after smoking.

Sorry kids, that's the one treat I never, ever give away.

 

[cannabineer]

Will someone please take this bag of Reese cups off my hands?...these are deadly after smoking.

Sorry kids, that's the one treat I never, ever give away.

those and Kit Kats and Baby Ruth bars and Snickers. Those are the Fearsome Foursome.

 

[minnesmoker]

I keep walking past the candy, waiting... Lurking... After dios de los muertos all the good shit goes on sale at Albertsons and ghetto Smiths!

For Halloween, I'm going as a psychopath, hell bent on revenge against the system, for what it's done to him -- but, one who's smart, lurking, cunning. So, probably get confused for a lawyer or republican a bunch...

 

[kelly4]

I'm going as UncleBuck. I bought a small rubber penis and a chicken fisting glove.

UPDATE: I bought an axe to make my costume more authentic. All I need now is a hockey helmet and some drool.


Twik oor tweeat

The final touches will be made to my costume tomorrow. To make me as real as possible, I will shit my pants before leaving the house.

 

[gioua]

elmers glue and some make up= zombie day at school took me a few mins to do this.. not bad huh?

 

[nummy]

Happy halloween!!!!!

 

[srh88]

elmers glue and some make up= zombie day at school took me a few mins to do this.. not bad huh?

i need to do that whenever i need off work lol

 

[Sunbiz1]

Waaaaaa!...been pouring here for 2 days now.

WTF am I supposed to do with all this candy when nobody shows up?. And where was all this damn rain back in the summer...while I was hauling water in the fucking heat.

End rant, lol...have a happy Halloween everyone.

[video=youtube;G9Stx8BgmgY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9Stx8BgmgY[/video]

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

[video=youtube_share;J0R_oDEvYUY]http://youtu.be/J0R_oDEvYUY[/video] I am gonna be doing the monsta mash!

 

[lime73]

 

[minnesmoker]

Boo, motherfuckers!

Happy Samhain! Remember, if they don't get a treat, you might get a trick! I got a treat, MUSHIES! 1/2 Oz. ... And, I overdid it on my drive this morning. (I'm tripping balls, and have to do the dishes!)

 

[gioua]

Were having pot luck tonight so it's homemade chilli verde, 7 layer dip, nacho's, + deserts
we made a kitty litter cake for about 4 years in a row and had a few daring folks eat it..

 

[lime73]

 

[Bombur]

Decided to stay in tonight, I live in the hood and too many crazies being exta crazy tonight! Wine and scary movies with the girl

 

[Sunbiz1]

R the kids asleep yet?...one of the best horror movies ever:

[video=youtube;_Nb6hxh1G4o]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Nb6hxh1G4o[/video]

Boo