The "I just masturbated" thread

[Garden Boss]

So every time I "like" something you post, you will then delete it?
View attachment 3249307

That's the type of shenanigans he don't like on his mountain...

 

[Yessica...]

That's the type of shenanigans he don't like on his mountain...

Oooooh - well I would REALLY hate to piss on someone's MOUNTAIN...

 

[mr sunshine]

 

[KLITE]

Omg i just looked up what that word meant! You people are fucking sick! No wonder they have the NSA in your country!

 

[abe supercro]

what is this tread rally about...

 

[Yessica...]

what is this tread rally about...

I think you're supposed to jerk off, and then write about it in detail, and then tell everybody how you feel about it...

Sounds pretty gay to me...



And I LIKE it!

 

[KLITE]

what is this tread rally about...

Uncle Buck being a perv? thats my vote cast anyways

 

[AltarNation]

I only got half way. I had one of those real good pre-orgasm edging experiences. So I decided it was better to wipe away what I had agitated to the surface and save it for later. I packed it up. I packed it up tight.

Edit: Am I threading right?

 

[Singlemalt]

LMAO

 

[Iloveskywalkerog]

I javeowpoqoekeekekmemsdmdmdmdksoowoqppppwppwoeoiieieieieeiiepdpwowpwpwokskwksksioeo l AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE MY LIFE

 

[chewberto]

Just popping in to see who's popping off! I didn't just Master-B , I'm just poking around.

 

[chewberto]

My final Post!

 

[a senile fungus]

GOOD MORNING RIU!

It was for me at least

Sent from my Nexus 5 using Rollitup mobile app

 

[Commander Strax]

Omg i just looked up what that word meant! You people are fucking sick! No wonder they have the NSA in your country!

what word??

 

[Commander Strax]

I still rub it out to underwear ads.....old school!

 

[Hookabelly]

I still rub it out to underwear ads.....old school!

Eek do they even still make those detestable garments? Never understood the pointed bra thing. Boobs don't even look like that. I am guessing the dust bags who wear those things aren't the same age as those women in the ad.

 

[Hookabelly]

what word??

Yes, was wondering the same. @KLITE What're ya talking about?

 

[bu$hleaguer]

My final Post!

Fuck you!

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Oooooh - well I would REALLY hate to piss on someone's MOUNTAIN...
View attachment 3249324 View attachment 3249325 View attachment 3249326

I'd love to piss on your face though!

 

[KLITE]

Yes, was wondering the same. @KLITE What're ya talking about?

AHAHHAHA masturbation you sick fucks!