The Kitty Washing Machine

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The best video ever. I remember this years ago I was laughing my ass off hahahahahahahahahaha

Cat fuckin' HATES that thing

I'd rather have a dirty cat than one with a brain aneurism for smashing his head on the roof of that thing.... I also think if I did that to my cat, he would just say fuck you and shit all over my stuff (no joke).

upthearsenal said:

I'd rather have a dirty cat than one with a brain aneurism for smashing his head on the roof of that thing.... I also think if I did that to my cat, he would just say fuck you and shit all over my stuff (no joke).

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cats really don't need that machine they are clean constantly well at least mine is

one of the greatest benefits to cats is that they are self-cleaning. that was just torture.

i hope that cat gauges out their eyeballs while they sleep.

amusing, but only in a sadistic way.

I love my cats and that shit was hilarious. I can appreciate at least the lack of claws in the person's arms.

Cat's do need periodic baths a few times a year. I have one cat that goes kinda "yellow" after a while and a white cat that enjoys rolling around in the oil slick on the driveway. Something must be done from time to time.

They should dose cats with a little hash oil or something before tossing them in there. Imagine being a reincarnated Jew tossed into that thing as a cat... I'm going to hell for this post for sure...

UncleBuck said:

one of the greatest benefits to cats is that they are self-cleaning. that was just torture.

i hope that cat gauges out their eyeballs while they sleep.

amusing, but only in a sadistic way.

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But the greatest drawback to cats is that they aren't dogs. However, I also hope that cat takes either a meter or a shotgun to their owners eyeballs as well, because that would be newsworthy.

On a side note, at the end of that video was a link to a video called "Kitty in the washing machine" so I says to myself "hmmm this has potential," and at the same time I'm thrilled to see it's a front-loading washer with clear door. I start watching the video... I'm like... cool, alright, neato cat is in washing machine, step 1 check. 20 seconds later; no changes, I'm starting to get worried. Click around to the 1 minute mark...cat is still just chillin in the washing machine. At this point I'm just mad because I had an idea what the poster of the video was doing, but just to confirm I skip to the end of the video to obviously find the cat dry having a great time. That video really makes me wonder what kind of sick person gets off getting everyone hopes up then crushing their dreams in the most anti-climactic Youtube video of all time.

thedoc08 said:

My cat was watching it with me, then I realized I'm not gay, I don't have a vagina, why would I own a cat?

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hahaha funny but my dog in my avatar will eat ur ass up and shit on ya on his way by

hammer6913 said:

hahaha funny but my dog in my avatar will eat ur ass up and shit on ya on his way by

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I make fun of this guy for owning a cat so he tells me what his dog would do to me? What a typical cat owner.

Snow Crash said:

I love my cats and that shit was hilarious. I can appreciate at least the lack of claws in the person's arms.

Cat's do need periodic baths a few times a year. I have one cat that goes kinda "yellow" after a while and a white cat that enjoys rolling around in the oil slick on the driveway. Something must be done from time to time.

They should dose cats with a little hash oil or something before tossing them in there. Imagine being a reincarnated Jew tossed into that thing as a cat... I'm going to hell for this post for sure...

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thats wired stuff my cat loves to roll in motor oil some times she comes home completely black LOL

Snow Crash said:

They should dose cats with a little hash oil or something before tossing them in there. Imagine being a reincarnated Jew tossed into that thing as a cat... I'm going to hell for this post for sure...

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Oh shit that was funny just laughed for a good minute atleast, meet ya hell the nice thing is lighter won't be needed

thedoc08 said:

I make fun of this guy for owning a cat so he tells me what his dog would do to me? What a typical cat owner.

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LOL!!!!! Both me and the wife are CRACKING up at that video hahaha!!! I don't think I've laughed this hard in forever!! thank you Cannabis!

Slojo69 said:

LOL!!!!! Both me and the wife are CRACKING up at that video hahaha!!! I don't think I've laughed this hard in forever!! thank you Cannabis!

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i am glad you both enjoyed as much as me
LOL

The should have shown what happened to the guy that opened the door.

I was laughing as soon as I saw that contraption... HARD!!! I want one of these machines in my living room; fuck a TV! I couldn't breathe. thank you for sharing. from cat haters everywhere.

thedoc08 said:

I make fun of this guy for owning a cat so he tells me what his dog would do to me? What a typical cat owner.

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At least he didn't get at you for your pedophile tendencies. I mean just look at it.

awh look how much fun he was having jumping all over the place

Sr. Verde said:

awh look how much fun he was having jumping all over the place

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lmfao very nice+rep

hilarious.. its only a couple hours before you see the HSUS and PETA outside in your yard with signs!!! lol