the most ridiculous thing you have ever heard (quotes)

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Keenly

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I dont remember the name of the man

he was talking about the no fly list, and how people on the list shouldnt be allowed to own guns


"if you are on the no fly list, you are known as maybe a possible terrorist...."

ahahahah

anyone else got some foot in mouth quotes?
 
Rosslyn

Rosslyn

Active Member
My mom's boyfriend didn't want to turn the car on while we were waiting for my brother because he said he thought the carbon monoxide would kill someone.
 
OregonMeds

OregonMeds

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“I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast.” The gipper
 
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guitarabuser

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OregonMeds said:
“I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast.” The gipper
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All I heard out of that was marijuana...bikini...island...blast. Sounds like a nice vacation.
 
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ZyberTøker

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one time I was smoking with some friends, we were all really high. ready to light up a joint and I was talking to a friend in front of me. two others guy were discussing the jointpath, clockwise or counter clockwise. and they weer facing each other, and not agreeing, when one of then suddenly understood and said "dude, I got it. that's because counter clockwise is the opposite sense for you since your standing in front of me".

now, the funny thing of it was that everyone thought at the time it was a reasonable explanation, but it in fact doesn't make any sense if you think about it.
 
robert 14617

robert 14617

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one blond yells to her friend across the lake ,
how do you get to the other side of the lake? her blond friend yells back duh your allredy there
 
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guitarabuser

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If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure. - Dan Quayle (prior to his reincarnation as Joe Biden)
 
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