The Notorious D-test!!!!

Hey hows it folks, havent posted much but have learned so much int he past few months but now im in a crappy situation............i need a regular 9to5 and the job that im going for is with the city.....so this is where the Drug testing comes along, i smoke week for my arthritis and unfortunaly theres absolutly no wasy to smuggle synthetic urine into the docter's office since they watch you like a hawk in the restroom...the test is in 2 days((( i smoke every day so i know that theres no way to exersize it away and have heard rumors of Niacin, and herbal methods and cranberry pills and jello but i dont trust any of those rumors cuzz theres the same amount of people bashing those methods as ones supporting them.
is there any here whom could shot down the lairs or maby lend some advice, rent comming due, got mouths to feed, and no job......this is something i really need and its a hard to get job any infomation would be mega apretiated

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Calijuggalo
P.S i know my grammer and spelling are so screwd so dont flame that pls!

aw man thats shitty! unfortunately i don't know how to help only time i ever had to do it was able to sneak some clean stuff in haha

It may have been a fluke, and I'm not saying this will work for everybody, but last time I had to take a piss test I drank as much water as I could stand and took A TON of echinacea and golden seal root pills. I think I took four pills three times a day...maybe a couple extra at night. I smoke every day also, and even smoked the day before my test. I already had a job and my buddy swore up and down that it would work, and it did. Like I said though, those results may have been typical and possibly have 893,380 people who disagree.

There's almost 600 people on RollitUp atm, and only 2 replies some on people im in need of some seriouse advice. thanks to those whom replied the golden seal method is to popular and they'll faill the test if golden seal is present due to it being so known as a drug cleansing method! thanks thou my best bud also suggested it but he was only takeing the stick-dip test, with the city there going to send it to the lab i herd just drinking a mass amount of water over a few days and then takeing b-vitamens will dilute anything in yoour urine or will just basicly be water and the b vita's add to the color, so the urines isnt clear. any response on this?

well you definitely want to drink drink drink drink and sweat sweat sweat sweat because that will flush your system. if your piss is too clear and you have to test again that's cool because it'll give your system more time to clear out.

Mine was only a stick test, so that's why I passed it with my method.

If they send it to the lab and your piss is too diluted, they'll know. And too many B vitamins do add color...but it's really bright yellow...so they might know.

Pot can stay in your fat cells for years,best to flush yourself.

Go to a headshop and buy Quick Fix for ~20 bucks. Read instructions and be pissin' in less than 1 minute!

It's pretty easy to smuggle in fake piss when it's taped to your inner thigh. When was the last time you were patted down by a doctor?

and the last time they looked at ur weewee and watched u piss??