The official assessment of ass!

My perfect ass is?


  • Total voters
    25

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
I like big cocks and I can't deny
I love when he unzips his fly
And he struts right in and he
Blows it on my chin
There's nothing I can do but grin
This Is So Hot

Deep in the jeans he's wearin
Its curved and I can't stop starin
Oh Gary (@Gary Goodson )
your balls are just so hairy
You say you wanna plug my hole?
Then stroke it, grope it, fucking
en-vel-ope it
Did you make that up????

If so - bravo brother, you have skillzzzzz
 

ricky1lung

Well-Known Member
I like big cocks and I can't deny
I love when he unzips his fly
And he struts right in and he
Blows it on my chin
There's nothing I can do but grin
This Is So Hot

Deep in the jeans he's wearin
Its curved and I can't stop starin
Oh Gary (@Gary Goodson )
your balls are just so hairy
You say you wanna plug my hole?
Then stroke it, grope it, fucking
en-vel-ope it

Omg! Lol
Fucktard

+rep man, that was hilarious
 

bu$hleaguer

Well-Known Member
Omg! Lol
Fucktard

+rep man, that was hilarious
Ha I can't take full credit. Me and the guys I lived with in college wrote the whole fucking song one evening laughing till we cried. It goes on and on and eventually there's gay insest too. Fun for the whole fam. Every summer we get together and some drunk asshole starts singing it and it all goes to hell
 
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