The Pot Smokers Etiquette -(Unknown Source)-

Zypher

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  • The most important rule is: Thou shalt SHARE your weed! Don't smoke alone, if there are other people around. Let the others share in your smoke, even if you spend your last money on that weed. Even if you've sold your mother to be able to buy it. EVEN if you don't like the other people that much. There are no excuses. Nothing is worse than having to look at someone who's smoking a fatty all by himself. So don't be greedy.
  • The person who rolls the joint (no matter whose weed it is) gets to spark up the joint and gets first hits.
  • If the joint/bong is passed to you, don't smoke too much. A good rule is: puff, puff, pass!
  • After passing the pipe or bong around after taking your hit, always pass the lighter with the pipe or bong, never hold it and forget about it unless the bowl is cherry.
  • If someone rolls a nice joint, its good to give the person a compliment on his rolling skills...
  • If someone starts bogarting the bowl and starts using the excuse that it's okay for him to begirt it since it's his weed, this is definitely not cool. The punishment depends on the quality of the weed and how much he put in. (if it was real crappy and he was real cheap with it, then you bug on the person and rag on him :-)
  • If someone is too palsy to light the bowl (due to being too stoned or the person is just a retard :-) then they must relinquish control of the lighter to someone more able to get it lit. <--this does NOT mean the person who lights gets free hits... this privilege tends to get abused ("hey lemme light it for you...")
  • If someone is so much of a palsy that they blow INTO the bowl and blow all the shit on the floor, this person must be ragged on and the person can't smoke on the next round (unless it was his stuff)
  • If you smoke with someone in your house, you should let them eat some munchy food you may have lying around.. don't be cheap with your food if you have food...
  • If someone who's smoked asks for a sip of your soda, you must give him some.. (drymouth is not fun) (Note): if you ask for a sip, don't take a large gulp
  • If smoking from a bong or a joint, never put the whole thing in your mouth and get it all sopping wet.. it's disgusting and it messes up the joint.
  • If you're smoking from a bong and there's not enough in the bowl for a whole other hit, you should save the smoke in the chamber for the next person..(don't let go of the rushhold or 'carb' and take it all yourself)
  • Never bitch about someone else's weed being no good! If you don't like it don't smoke it!
  • If a friend gets you high sometime in the future you need to get that friend high
  • Thou shalt not turn down a smoke. Never!
  • If you buy weed from a friend or a friend of a friend, it is polite to roll a joint, (a small one, if you wish) and smoke with the person who sells you the stuff.
  • t is very impolite to hand someone an empty bowl, without notifying that person of it's possible cashed-ness. A proper warning would be 'Here ya go...I think it might be cashed.
  • The person who fills the bowl is given the opportunity to take the first hit. It doesn't matter who's bowl it is. Unless of course, they request you take the first hit.
  • Always remember to thank a person who has gotten you high.
  • When using a bong, DON'T blow out the ashes, unless that's what the "homeowner" does.
  • NEVER go to someone's house EXPECTING them to get you stoned. Of course, there are exceptions to this rule...
  • If you spill the bong, clean it up! (And don't forget to put water back in it!!)
  • When the roach gets too small, if someone has a problem with it, it is common courtesy here to put the roach in a bowl and finish it that way.. that way the people who don't mind burning their fingers don't get it all.
  • Do not, I repeat do not smoke your pet out if he is under 5 lbs. Because you do not want to kill your pet, unless it deserves to die, in which I can't think of a pet that does.
  • Do not lie about the amount you have smoked in the past if someone asks you.
  • When you take your tokes no matter how big they are, do not cough out all the smoke, because all you are doing is wasting that person's bud.
  • If you have major munchies, do not eat all the food at person's house you are at, after all, he has to pay for the shit.
  • If you are selling someone weed, don't lie about the amount you are selling or the kind of weed that's in the bag.
  • Do not always bum people for weed, it is not cool unless they are willing to give you some.
  • If you have a resinated pipe, do not smoke tobacco in it. Because that is just fucking stupid.
  • (Rule Submitted by Closetcultivator111) If you light it first, and hit it last, next round pass the lighting priveledges down.
Thank you all, Hope you Enjoyed :D
 

Gr33n

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good rules. me and some of my friends have an etiquette list as well. i'll add some when i get home from this god forsaken library
 

Intellectual Pothead

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some of these rolls are wack as fuck

like the one with bogarting, even if its your weed?

fuck that, if its my weed i'm taking as many hits as i want, and everyone else is getting a hit and passing it.
 

Zypher

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some of these rolls are wack as fuck

like the one with bogarting, even if its your weed?

fuck that, if its my weed i'm taking as many hits as i want, and everyone else is getting a hit and passing it.
The works not mine, I dont know who they are from but I found them laying around, so i decided to share.
 

Stoney McFried

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If a girl is nice enough to hide the weed in her panties and come get you stoned,you shall NOT make fun of her if the weed smells like FDS......
 

Big Joop

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I gotta say... pretty good list. I especially liked the part about sharing weed evenly, regardless of who the weed belonged to. I've never had a problem with sharing, but then again, neither have any of the people I've smoked with. So, really, when you think about it, I guess willingness to pass/share can really have a lot to do with one's environment.

Really liked the add-on about passing if you light first and hit last
 

Zypher

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If a girl is nice enough to hide the weed in her panties and come get you stoned,you shall NOT make fun of her if the weed smells like FDS......
Lol I agree with that, I would add but to late to edit. Excellent rule Stoney McFried.



Big Joop said:
I gotta say... pretty good list. I especially liked the part about sharing weed evenly, regardless of who the weed belonged to. I've never had a problem with sharing, but then again, neither have any of the people I've smoked with. So, really, when you think about it, I guess willingness to pass/share can really have a lot to do with one's environment.

Really liked the add-on about passing if you light first and hit last

Haha thank you Joop, Never had a problem sharing either, its polite anyways. Most of these are common sense, but idiots need reminders :D
 

bongedman929

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i have another question? When loading a bowl does one have to break up the weed into tiny pieces or can one break up the weed in to reasonable pieces and load then into the bowl? or how do you load a bowl?
 

Zypher

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i have another question? When loading a bowl does one have to break up the weed into tiny pieces or can one break up the weed in to reasonable pieces and load then into the bowl? or how do you load a bowl?
Bonged man, Its always polite to let the owner of the bowl to pack it. Even if its your weed. Unless of course the owner then askes you to pack it. Then it is appropriate to ask the owner of the bowl, how large do the pieces need to be?

The owner of the bowl should know how big the bowl hole is and then say an accurate response. IF you cannot receive a response from the owner due to cotton mouth buildup and couch lock, then you need to stop ^_^.
 

BackDoorMan

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fuck your rule's, You didn't put in you don;t get to puff on it.. You don't share your's, I don;t share mine.. bring your own goddamn lighter, have ou bought a bic in awhile? These all seem's like rule's for people who don't wanna buy weed but wanna get high..

My rule's go as follow.. it's mine, i'll hit it how I wanna hit it.. if I don;t like you, or you make a habit of comming around, smoking and running, you can wtach me smoke until I get so high I forget I don;t like you and pass it to you.. bring your own lighter unless there's just me and you.. don;t fuckin ask me to get you high... I catch you being greedy with the weed (taking really bighits or double tokin" I will bust you out and cut you off, the whole while ragging your ass about how we can smoke but you aint... If you get the munchioes, you have two options, go home (please pick this option) or carry your ass to the store, I'm not your fuckin momma or daddy.. it is NOT my duty to supply your fatass with a fuckin twinkie everytime you come to mooch.. I got you high, what else you want? If you hand me an empty bowl and don;t tell me, I will not repack it.. all I'm gonna do is say "hmm.. oh well".. Pass the green hit around unless all you have is alittle bit.. I get a green hit, you get a green hit and so on and so on... and my number one rule.. DO NOT BRING YOUR FUCKIN BUDDIES.. If you and billy wanna get high, maybe you or billy should get your own fuckin weed... all you're gonna do is piss me off and i'm gonna walk outside and hit on it and come back in..

Of course, if I get you high, you owe me one.. and vice versa..


and this rule is just as important as the don;t bring your buddies rule.. If you see i'm in a bad mood.. or i'm having an argument with someone who's pissing me off.. Don;t linger.. not if all you're doing is waiting for me to get you high... a simple "ey dude, i'mma come back later" will suffice.. I know your intentions and can make up my mind and let you know what's going on, my reply will be short "ok dude, i'll be around" or "naw man, not today.. come see me later tonight or in the morning"..
 
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