The Sexual Innuendo Thread

[Kodank Moment]

You eat butter and hamburger sandwiches? What...the fuck?

Here stick this in your mouth.

 

[GanJulia]

Damn that is pretty big... I dont think it will fit

 

[Kodank Moment]

Damn that is pretty big... I dont think it will fit

Here let me force it...here grab it by the bottom and just stuff it in.

 

[`SoA || Asi]

Like the sheets on your bed I want to cover you with love

 

[El420]

I have a job for you.... but it blows...

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

 

[`SoA || Asi]

GanJulia
Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.

 

[DarthD3vl]

What has 100 teeth and holds back Godzilla? My zipper.

 

[ledgrowing]

i have the hammer if you wanna get nailed

 

[a dog named chico]

Just stick your arm in up to your elbow..

 

[GanJulia]

I've got something big you'll want to get your hands on.

 

[a dog named chico]

I bet inside your hard shell there is just a lump of warm meet.

 

[Winter Woman]

The doctor said - You may feel a small prick...

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[`SoA || Asi]

I've got something big you'll want to get your hands on.

xD

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

 

[DarthD3vl]

Sit on this

 

[DaBong]

Wow...I had no idea that was your mom dude!

 

[Pipe Dream]

My favorite exercise is the breast stroke.

 

[redivider]

if you keep it up you'll find yourself in the penal system.....

 

[Winter Woman]

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

 

[W N L]

You put it in your mouth and suck on it.

 

[Irollfatties]

I'll take some pink eye.