The UK Growers Thread!

Beansly

RIU Bulldog
the accent on the first one , the family guy style one wasnt a real scotsman but the 2nd one was pure Glaswegian, realatively similar to my own. we actually sound more aggresive believe it or not, the part of ayrshire i come from has probably the heaviest accent in Scotland. we still use some of the oldsest words in the country.
Yeah the first one was real bad, I'm almost embarrassed that I put it up, but the Scottish Star Wars-that was pure gold. I tried watching the other 4 but you have to be Scottish or half retarded to understand it.
It's funny cause when I read you guy's posts you sound like me in my head. I probably wouldn't understand shit if I was talking to you face to face huh?

How the coke in Scotland anyways? I assume because it has to travel so far that it's not as pure but I could be wrong.
 

dura72

Well-Known Member
So in my research to become a better at dressing down the Scots, I've come to the conclusion that you're kinda like black people and jews mixed together right?
Do you happen to like watermelon?
we get compared to jews often. the stereotype is based on financial meanness, lot of nonsense to be honest as scots arethe most generous givers in the UK as far as charity and xmas/birthday presents but i believe it dates from when scotland and england united and became real powers, many well educated scots became involved in banking , actually created the Bank Of England(and the US navy) and we were very powerful in the then financial sector( we still are) , modern economic theory dates back to a scottish economist ,Adam Smith who wrote the 'bible' of economics not sure what u mean about the black reference though? if u can imagine us as very intelligent Irish that would maybe be a better explanation for anyone in the states. in the uk were regarded as violent and alcoholic, the british empire was built with english cash and scottish blood.
 

Beansly

RIU Bulldog
we get compared to jews often. the stereotype is based on financial meanness, lot of nonsense to be honest as scots arethe most generous givers in the UK as far as charity and xmas/birthday presents but i believe it dates from when scotland and england united and became real powers, many well educated scots became involved in banking , actually created the Bank Of England(and the US navy) and we were very powerful in the then financial sector( we still are) , modern economic theory dates back to a scottish economist ,Adam Smith who wrote the 'bible' of economics not sure what u mean about the black reference though? if u can imagine us as very intelligent Irish that would maybe be a better explanation for anyone in the states. in the uk were regarded as violent and alcoholic, the british empire was built with english cash and scottish blood.
Thanks for the history lesson pal. I admit I'm terribly ignorant to Scottish anything. All I know is Mel Gibson helped you guys gain your independence by fighting the English and yelling 'freedom', and that there can only be one Highlander.
 

dura72

Well-Known Member
Yeah the first one was real bad, I'm almost embarrassed that I put it up, but the Scottish Star Wars-that was pure gold. I tried watching the other 4 but you have to be Scottish or half retarded to understand it.
It's funny cause when I read you guy's posts you sound like me in my head. I probably wouldn't understand shit if I was talking to you face to face huh?

How the coke in Scotland anyways? I assume because it has to travel so far that it's not as pure but I could be wrong.
even in scotland my accent is difficult to understand, i have to speak much more politely when i'm outta my home area. i have different voices dependin where i am, i've lived and worked throughout the uk so i'm used to it and it just changes subconciously .
the cokes pretty standard for the u.k, nowhere near as good as the stuff you get in the states or even spain though. the more hands it passes thru the more it gets trodden on!thats just life. the stuff i get is usually the best available, i'd rather pay abit extra for quality. mt little bro scores off a different guy coz its cheaper buts its fuckin shit.
 

dura72

Well-Known Member
Thanks for the history lesson pal. I admit I'm terrible ignorant to Scottish anything. All I know is Mel Gibson helped you guys gain your independence by fighting the English and yelling 'freedom', and that there can only be one Highlander.
the Scots have very high world profile in terms of appearance, every1 knows what a Scot looks like but apart from whisky, haggis , bagpipes and the lochness monster were not known for a great deal else. beautiful scenery and golf are the main reasons for our tourist trade. bit like canada in the respect our neighbours are very high profile and tend to put us in shadow.
 

RobbieP

Well-Known Member
wow i just realised why wake n bake aint a good idea ... 20 minutes later im thinking why isnt this fucking egg cooking .... stoner idiot didnt realise to turn stove on !! doh ! pmsl
 

UKHG

Well-Known Member
ther was a reason we bilt a wall to keep u lot out of england we dont wanna catch scottish now do we? fukin life long curse!

u know every scotsman wats to be a englishman!

and in turn every englishman wants to be a YORKSHIREMAN as us yoskshire folk are the impatemy of english we are 100000% english thye founding fathers of the english race
 

dura72

Well-Known Member
ther was a reason we bilt a wall to keep u lot out of england we dont wanna catch scottish now do we? fukin life long curse!

u know every scotsman wats to be a englishman!

and in turn every englishman wants to be a YORKSHIREMAN as us yoskshire folk are the impatemy of english we are 100000% english thye founding fathers of the english race
and beansly, this is what we've got to put up with. lol
 

dura72

Well-Known Member
A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other.

The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.

One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg.

The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen.

The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the testicles and time how long it takes for you to get back up. Then you kick me in the testicles and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg."

The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman put on the heaviest pair of boots he could find. He took a few steps back, then ran toward the Englishman and kicked him as hard as he could in the testicles.

The Englishman fell to the floor clutching his groin, howling in agony for 30 minutes.

Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."

The Scotsman smiled and said, "its ok pal,ye can keep the egg!!"
 

kevin murphy

New Member
looked out my back window and noticed sumthing in background went outside to find two plants budding that didnt know i had lol...nice very nice
 

hunterz

Member
Hi Guys, newbie to all this...been smoking sh*t years but got a plant as a prezzie. No Idea how to grow, when to harvest or even what it is! Know its a fem and approx 5 ft tall....currently living in garden under greenhouse mesh....any advice appreciated.cheers!
 

RobbieP

Well-Known Member
Hi Guys, newbie to all this...been smoking sh*t years but got a plant as a prezzie. No Idea how to grow, when to harvest or even what it is! Know its a fem and approx 5 ft tall....currently living in garden under greenhouse mesh....any advice appreciated.cheers!
has it been grown outside ? if its still vegg'in you will be fucked bro lol , when you turn a plant into flower indoors it will double or triple in size !!
 

hunterz

Member
Wish i knew what you were talking about but bear with me still learning...lol
As far as I know has been an outdoor plant all its life...can post a pic if that helps???
 
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