The UK Growers Thread!

[dura72]

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[TD="bgcolor: #F6F6F6"]A young woman goes to the doctors complaining about pains and headaches. Upon examining her, he notices large bruises scattered around her body.

"Miss Jones," he said "Is there something you're not telling me?"

After hesitating for a moment, the woman broke down into tears.

"I can't take it anymore!" she sobbed, "It's my boyfriend, he's abusive to me all the time, especially when drunk. He told me that if I mentioned anything today then he would give me the beating of my life!"

"That is outrageous" exclaims the doctor, "Please excuse me while I make a phonecall"

The woman dries her eyes and perks up a little.

"Hello? Yes this is Doctor Stevens. Looks like you owe her another beating mate."
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[supersillybilly]

i am ill..............this will continue for some time i imagine...5 days drunk outta 6 and i really ahm far too old for it. can barely walk coz ah fucked for scotland last nite.....oh god ....and where the fuck did i sore the coke from???

Wit was his name???

 

[chuckles01]

Hi folks, well here are some pics of my Big Buddha cheese - in 4th week into flowering under 600w hps and in batmix soil. Just wanted to know if the yellowing of the leaves is normal at this stage or are they lacking something?

All help most grateful.

 

[supersillybilly]

Looks like a little grow nutes would do them good, but I aint no soil grower.....I wouldn't worry too much, instead of flower nutes next feed just give her grow. Before I went coco I always gave my plants grow nutes for week 1 & 2 of flower, then 50/50 for week 3, 70/30 week 4, 100% flower and boost for the remainder

 

[scotia1982]

Hi folks, well here are some pics of my Big Buddha cheese - in 4th week into flowering under 600w hps and in batmix soil. Just wanted to know if the yellowing of the leaves is normal at this stage or are they lacking something?

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If its all at the bottom a wouldnt worry. Start worryin if it spreads right through the plant. Dnt look.like much light is gettin into some of it either??

 

[chuckles01]

If its all at the bottom a wouldnt worry. Start worryin if it spreads right through the plant. Dnt look.like much light is gettin into some of it either??

i have fed them pk 13/14 once this week along with Terra bloom. as for the light not getting to some of them please what is the solution?? i have 600w HPS but how would i get to the lower branches?

 

[supersillybilly]

A little haircut could be in order

 

[dura72]

trim some leaves or get sum extra light in

 

[dura72]

christ ah feel bloody lousy, ahm gaun back tae ma wanking chariot. toodle pip.

 

[scotia1982]

Ma thoughts exactly Bill...

Give it a bit of a lollipoppin m8. Cut the popcorn from the lower third away,anythin not gettin light. This'l make the plant focus on the bud sites which are gettin light. It will improve airflow as well n reduce the risk of mold

 

[DST]

Well, I am not a great advocate of trimming off leaves. Yes to removing some lower crap though. And pull all that dead leaf matter off the bottom of them as well. If that gets wet from watering or something its mold time-arrama, that's just general plant maintenance. I give leaves that look dodgy a gentle nudge, if they feel like they are coming off they get pulled. Some plants are hungry nitrogen monsters, which may be the case in your one. When growing in soil you can almost just stick to the same nute throughout your whole grow.
How much pk did you use? Go easy with that, try a gentle build up.

 

[DST]

Requires reading, but does make you smile that there are some real twits out there......
Sports stars that blew fortunes....>>>http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/the-rundown/top-10-sports-stars-blew-fortunes-160454537.html

 

[supersillybilly]

Requires reading, but does make you smile that there are some real twits out there......
Sports stars that blew fortunes....>>>http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/the-rundown/top-10-sports-stars-blew-fortunes-160454537.html

Im good at making money, but great at spending it. lol

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

id love to see if old oliver reed could outdrink gazza.

 

[supersillybilly]

I'd like to see if both could outdrink u!!!!!!!!

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

id have fun trying but those lads were pro's

 

[supersillybilly]

id have fun trying but those lads were pro's

Was it Mr West that made Dean Gaffney aka Robbie Jackson spend a night hugging the toilet bowl. lolololol

Few lines of proper I can keep up with the best. lol

 

[supersillybilly]

good morning ukers.thought id make my first post here hows all the grows goin

My tomatoes start this week and my sweet chilli's 2 weeks time

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

aye lad i believe it was.

bit of sniff i'm the same. drink me body weight with peruvian helper

 

[supersillybilly]

FUCK!!!!! Seed has been planted. (the only thing thats stoppin me is Im scared of the grief......thats right I'M SCARED EVERYONE....YOU HEAR ME.....ITS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED ABOUT. lol)