The UK Growers Thread!

[The Yorkshireman]

​are you trying to say your out of ionic ? not sure what your saying yorky......slow down and take a deep breath

Feeble attempts at taking the piss like that don't actually work with text,close but no cigar!

 

[unlucky]

You alright love? chop down on the weekend then you lucky girl, how they looking now last time we were talking about them you said there wasn't any amber, they finished up or you just had enough of waiting and 10wks is the magic number?
I should be up in the attic working right now but had a smoke earlier and got my para on now, there's old bill next door and they've been there a while now, I know there's nothing to be parra about but every time I look out of the window and they're still there I have another joint and so the parra process continues lol
On a serious note though I wonder what has happened next door the guy seems very respectable, go's to work in a shirt and tie everyday with a briefcase and is very well spoken, his misses left him the other week, I wonder if he's been a naughty boy with her as they've been around there a couple of times now.

i am yes thankyou,hows you ?.

erm thinking 10 weeks is plenty, got to say they are looking very yummy and they stink big time......fooking hate chop down....its on and on and on and on......chop chop snip snip...sniff sniff whoo hoo chop chop snip sniff chop lol

 

[The Yorkshireman]

i am yes thankyou,hows you ?.

erm thinking 10 weeks is plenty, got to say they are looking very yummy and they stink big time......fooking hate chop down....its on and on and on and on......chop chop snip snip...sniff sniff whoo hoo chop chop snip sniff chop lol

Sling a photo up then,lets have a look at the handywork.

 

[W Dragon]

And as a Glottal Stop produces NO phonetic sound how can a Yorkshireman have an accent?

As I've just explained there isn't a Yorkshire accent,it's a common mistake people make.

Might be a strange question but by the rules of an oxymoron wouldn't that mean that you do infact have an accent, being surrounded by people with accents and then not having one yourself? being welsh you'd have an accent to me mate if that makes sense? too stoned to be getting too deep into thought lol

 

[unlucky]

Feeble attempts at taking the piss like that don't actually work with text,close but no cigar!

your hard ball you are, you know where you can stick that full on chubby........ lol

 

[unlucky]

Might be a strange question but by the rules of an oxymoron wouldn't that mean that you do infact have an accent, being surrounded by people with accents and then not having one yourself? being welsh you'd have an accent to me mate if that makes sense? too stoned to be getting too deep into thought lol

he will look a right knob going round saying bud bud ding ding............

 

[W Dragon]

i am yes thankyou,hows you ?.

erm thinking 10 weeks is plenty, got to say they are looking very yummy and they stink big time......fooking hate chop down....its on and on and on and on......chop chop snip snip...sniff sniff whoo hoo chop chop snip sniff chop lol

lmfao sounds like you have better chop down sessions than me love, yeah I'm all good, sitting here stoned, been playing with the dogs most of the day, seems our female might be coming into season very very soon she gets really desperate for cuches (cuddles) and won't leave me alone, looks like it's time for the pink hello kitty pants to come back out, I love her to bits but hate changing those pads lolol
how do you think you done this time around grow wise then love? I mean you getting things dialled in and sorted, the thc bomb is sounding nice and at 10wks I bet will be a nice smoke.
those white russians will be germing in the next couple of days I'm behind time wise but should make that up now over the next few days and have everything finished, I'm hoping to have the beans in water soaking by the wkend.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

your hard ball you are, you know where you can stick that full on chubby........ lol

Not at all,written words can't be heard so your attempt at a joke fails.

Slanderous and libellous are not the same thing.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Might be a strange question but by the rules of an oxymoron wouldn't that mean that you do infact have an accent, being surrounded by people with accents and then not having one yourself? being welsh you'd have an accent to me mate if that makes sense? too stoned to be getting too deep into thought lol

Well not really because of the lack of a phonetic sound,most people can tell where somebody is from the moment you hear them speak.

Irish,Scottish,Welsh,Geordie,Scouse,Cockney,Brummie,even down to being able to tell where in Scotland a Scot actually lives (somebody from Dundee sounds very different to somebody from Glasgow).

It's very,very hard to determine that somebody is from Yorkshire without being told. The classic mistake is thinking somebody from Lancashire is actually a Yorkshireman because of that t' thing,if you take that t' out of the equation (because it isn't a Yorkshire thing) then it's near on impossible to tell who's a Yorkshireman.

 

[skunkd0c]

Some lovely looking bud there mate, you know when you say blues do you mean livers/blues or blues as in blueberry blues?

Blues from UGORG https://www.cannabis-seeds-bank.co.uk/underground-originals-seeds-blues/prod_3335.html

it was a cubing project using the livers/blues clone X DJ shorts blueberry .. it does not look as pretty as the angel heart, or have as much resin as the biker kush
but it is very nice m8 .. all the phenotypes were full of sweet berry / fruity / hash smells and flavours

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Well I've tied and steaked my salvaged stinky pheno for max yield,got some salvaged stinky clones on the go and potted a couple of 'SC x SLH' from the Boutique boys.







Time will tell.

 

[dura72]

Sounds like my old local (it's gone now) I was lucky and knew nearly all the regulars so never had much in the way of bother but have seen some poor unfortunate souls walk in, in a group with the wrong attitude and leave in pieces. our landlord was good as gold, if any of the boys were involved in anything he would just record over the cctv footage if it was bad he's snap the cd up there and then lol

sounds like my local, nice place to drink if your known but if you come in with an attitude you'll leave in pieces, the barstaff are all sound and the sheer amount of coke goin down is incredible, the gents has two cubicles referred to as trap 1 and trap 2 , you'll be sitting quietly at the bar and all you'll get is a tap on the shoulder and told 'trap 1' and off you go, if you need a shit you use the disabled bogs( ive seen people near get there teeth kicked out for shitting in the 'traps'). seen sum guys take cunts out side and walk back in head to toe in blood, everybody gives them a hand to clean up. and the cops NEVER touch us, last time i saw a raid was about 6 years ago and they got fuck all. its a great pub if your known, if your not then be polite. i get away with absolute murder in the place coz im a serious drinker and coke head.....fuckin great fun. its the local gangster bar but just for the big boys, kiddies aren't TOLD to go elsewhere they just know, you gotta hit a certain level before your trusted.

 

[dura72]

northerners!!!!

 

[W Dragon]

Well not really because of the lack of a phonetic sound,most people can tell where somebody is from the moment you hear them speak.

Irish,Scottish,Welsh,Geordie,Scouse,Cockney,Brummie,even down to being able to tell where in Scotland a Scot actually lives (somebody from Dundee sounds very different to somebody from Glasgow).

It's very,very hard to determine that somebody is from Yorkshire without being told. The classic mistake is thinking somebody from Lancashire is actually a Yorkshireman because of that t' thing,if you take that t' out of the equation (because it isn't a Yorkshire thing) then it's near on impossible to tell who's a Yorkshireman.

I see what your saying to degree mate, but still in my mind that definition alone means you have an accent lol but seriously though I do understand what you are actually saying mate

 

[mad dog bark]

how do window lickers?

 

[W Dragon]

Blues from UGORG https://www.cannabis-seeds-bank.co.uk/underground-originals-seeds-blues/prod_3335.html

it was a cubing project using the livers/blues clone X DJ shorts blueberry .. it does not look as pretty as the angel heart, or have as much resin as the biker kush
but it is very nice m8 .. all the phenotypes were full of sweet berry / fruity / hash smells and flavours

happy days mate the blues is my favourite strain at the moment, I would have thought someone may have passed that on to you from here, I think of it as my happy weed as stupid as it sounds because I love the stone off it, not too heavy, quiet light actually but does the job and always puts me in a better mood compared to nearly all other strains I've smoked and grown, also like you said it tastes really nice.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

I see what your saying to degree mate, but still in my mind that definition alone means you have an accent lol but seriously though I do understand what you are actually saying mate

But then again the word 'dialect' has just popped into my head lol! But you get my drift.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

I notice Unlucky has fucked off after a photo request of the 10 week THC Bomb,not surprising really.

 

[cannabutt]

But then again the word 'dialect' has just popped into my head lol! But you get my drift.

You two sound like Gavin and Stacy Lmao

 

[PUKKA BUD]

Sat in A&E think ive got blood poisonin ffs