The UK Growers Thread!

gaztoth

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i cant beleve how good this smoke is(full of seeds lol)angelheartxblue cheese)my first seeds lol hope there fem tho,anyone want to try some lol
 

IC3M4L3

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I've been using a can as an astray.....just took a big mouthful......nice
yer a classy man bill,,

the worst i done is yrs ago wen i was in the drink, pissed in a beer can thru the night and then in the morning frogot,, and yup u guess it,, toook a great swig!!! swear to god it had a layer of inch thick nastyness,, dident tSTE like liquuid going down

or ther was this othertime i thought i found sum chocolate on my keyboard,,not realisign the young kitten had just been sitting on it,, im just glad i deceided to smell it before i poped it in my mouth,.,

ya get me?LOL
 

dura72

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ive done the fag ends in beer cans number a few times, usually next morning when youve woke up on sum fuckers couch, head poundin and a mouth like an arabs flip-flop....although i suppose the worst ive done was wipe a pub table , with a stinking manky old pub bar towel, that had been covered in spilled booze and with fag ash all over it then squeezed the gray/brown/green liquid into a pint glass and drank it....it was fora bet btw....although another memorable gross occasion was muff diving a bird fuckin smashed out my head and when i got up next morning and went to the bog fora piss i had blood all over my fuckin face, up my nose, even in my ears....i looked like a fuckin axe murderer.
 

IC3M4L3

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ive done the fag ends in beer cans number a few times, usually next morning when youve woke up on sum fuckers couch, head poundin and a mouth like an arabs flip-flop....although i suppose the worst ive done was wipe a pub table , with a stinking manky old pub bar towel, that had been covered in spilled booze and with fag ash all over it then squeezed the gray/brown/green liquid into a pint glass and drank it....it was fora bet btw....although another memorable gross occasion was muff diving a bird fuckin smashed out my head and when i got up next morning and went to the bog fora piss i had blood all over my fuckin face, up my nose, even in my ears....i looked like a fuckin axe murderer.

done the blood thing,,, dident realise was all over me face tho lol all over bed,, thought id snapped my banjo string,, obv not haha


and bet?? yeh rite,, u lot do that just to save a buk!!

woohhooo im inflower now well happy,.,, parts from them dirsty niggers next door,, i shit u not till daft-o-clock
 

mantiszn

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nice topic guys... always found the notion of something that can bleed for that long without dying a bit unnerving.

with the neighbours try earlplugs or headphones.. or you could go the other route.. crowbar to the skull.
find the former usually ends in less trouble. fortunately haven't had these issues in awhile..
 

IC3M4L3

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nice topic guys... always found the notion of something that can bleed for that long without dying a bit unnerving.

with the neighbours try earlplugs or headphones.. or you could go the other route.. crowbar to the skull.
find the former usually ends in less trouble.
cant do the crowbar as id get lifed off mate and i aint getting a REK setence fuk that shit im on me last strike and its staying that way

i didnt give a fuk for me,,well i did but with all our house vibrating and windows rattling,, we asked em nicely like 5 times,, then im sorry but as bad as it is,, i snitched em to council,.,, had no choice, got a 2 week old baby man, no fucking need,, 5 moons ago they knocked on me door at 10 pm asking us to be queit with baby gates and to this day i hav honoured my promise WELL FUK THAT NOW ima teach both me girls to sing and bang the fuckers the best and most efficiant way possible, go out for aday and leave justin beinber playing or johnny rebel with niggers next door playing LOL

FUK THEM PRIKS DIRTY YELLOW CICKLE CELL FUKS

so rant over,, how is everyone diddlin?
 

IC3M4L3

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how many days of veg from now would you get if you wanted your smoke for xmas?
veg? thers 85 days till xmas now,,, but remeber u gotta get it dried and cured first,, i think mine will be finished and drying end of novemeber/1st week of december,as long as the stink hasent fucekd me lol
 

dura72

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no more than 2, and thats cuttin it tight. your gonna need the 4 weeks of november and 3 of december jist tae flower at the ABSOLUTE minimum, then a few days drying. youve basically got the first 2 weeks of october.
 

mantiszn

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it kinda depends what you are growing.. but even short flowering strains will be cutting it tight. like others mentioned you still need drying time.
have you got something growing already and want to know how many more days to flower.. or are you still going to plant something?
 

drgrowshit

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veg? thers 85 days till xmas now,,, but remeber u gotta get it dried and cured first,, i think mine will be finished and drying end of novemeber/1st week of december,as long as the stink hasent fucekd me lol
so about 3 weeks of veg godsake man im running out of time fast
 

drgrowshit

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it kinda depends what you are growing.. but even short flowering strains will be cutting it tight. like others mentioned you still need drying time.
have you got something growing already and want to know how many more days to flower.. or are you still going to plant something?
im realy counting on a pal of a pal with somw cuts in the next week,fingers crossed:shock:
 

dura72

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ive got 9 just ready to go into true veg, some were clones , ones a fem'd seed and the others are regs( sum stuff the fairy brought me)...theyre all about maybe 4" tall, im just gonna give them 1 weeks veg starting this week at 24/0 under a 600hps and throw them all into flower.
 

uksecretsensi

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ive got 9 just ready to go into true veg, some were clones , ones a fem'd seed and the others are regs( sum stuff the fairy brought me)...theyre all about maybe 4" tall, im just gonna give them 1 weeks veg starting this week at 24/0 under a 600hps and throw them all into flower.
Oh shit Christmas I forgot. Lol. Iv got 3 Durban 2 nd week veg, 1 ghsc exo week 1 veg, 1 g13haze 2nd week veg and 1 dinafem og kush 1 week veg. Do u think any of theese will b ready? I think da exo and Durban should b but not sure bout the other 2 as they can be unpredictable.
 

IC3M4L3

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im realy counting on a pal of a pal with somw cuts in the next week,fingers crossed:shock:
2 weeks pushing it close,, if i was u id just flower them straight away,, spec if they havent even been harvested yet? leaving it WELL late buddy

Oh shit Christmas I forgot. Lol. Iv got 3 Durban 2 nd week veg, 1 ghsc exo week 1 veg, 1 g13haze 2nd week veg and 1 dinafem og kush 1 week veg. Do u think any of theese will b ready? I think da exo and Durban should b but not sure bout the other 2 as they can be unpredictable.
just flower them all to be sure,, remeber even if finsihed mid novemeber you could give it all a good cure and have it nice for xmas
 

jimmygreenfingers

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Got me xmas run all sorted, 10 pe already just flipped 2 days ago, got me 6 more rooted and veggin nicely (the last i'll run) and 6 other smaller plants all different strains vegging away all to be done for xmas so i can run me clone only in the new year. Hoping i can squeeze one run in from the exo in time but its gonna be tight, ave to see. Gonna be running BB gear next year along side me cut so want everything done and out the way, dont really want to be choppin nowt around xmas week if i can help it.
 
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