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tip top toker

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errect a wooden shed on your front drive and then get them suspicious over that, pop in and out, late at night and such, only for the police to flatten it to find a small teaaaaa party setup inside, then you let a wolf into their houses and the police won't come running :)
 

W Dragon

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sounds like someone broke the golden rule dragon man. good luck
it's from where i chopped mate the smell went through the walls and the neighbours were on the blower to the landlords then they phoned me saying they had been getting complaints and that the smell was in thier houses and floating down the street so i told them i'd sort it and that id been having a smoke but they obviously didn't beleive it since then theyve been down visiting a lot and we had an inspection with 1 days notice rather than a couple of weeks notice like all the others the other day, since chop day and me slapping the neighbours brother and shouting the odds they been watching me like a hawk it's because their all friends and have been for years mate i think they know all they can do is watch and wait and hopefully get me arrested they know now that if they get involved i'll retalliate like i did with the 1s next door, seems to me their working class with dilusions of grandure like i'm not good enough to live here because of the weed the stuck up cunts
 

W Dragon

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don and ttt
just like the movie their will be blood guys as soon as the house is clear i'll be causing trouble with all of them i'm gonna give them reasons to look down their noses at me, i'm thinking the first 1 to nose at me when the stuff is gone will be the example i'll just walk over and stick my forehead on their window and start shouting abuse at them in their house i gigure that should get the ball rolling and the violence started
 

dura72

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dragon, dress up in some of your mothers old clothes, make it sum really fancy party frock, roll a huge long as fuck joint but with no grass in it and sit out side your house with the tunes rite up and dance around the garden like kate bush in the wuthering height video singinging along. and just wait for it to happen........
 

dura72

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potatoes up car exhaust pipes at night, go on line and send them all gay bondage magazines, and as ur welsh(and i know this may hurt a little) buy a st georges cross flag and drape it out the window.
 

W Dragon

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i know it's wrong guys but the thought of causing shit for all the 1s that have been making life difficult is getting me all excited i've been like a shaken bottle of pop waiting to be released the last couple of wks everytime some1s come here and said our neighbours have been staring i've found it hard to control myself after today there'll be no need for good behaviour tonight i'll start with painstripper on all the cars i'll either use accetone or accelerator and if that doesn't stop it i'll start on their houses this is gonna happen either way just to make me feel a little better when their all stood outside ringing the police and sending them to my yard
 

W Dragon

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hey dura loving the ideas mate but cant go as far as the flag lol the guy next door got the little 1s on his car i'll be setting fire to them been desperate to since we moved here lol
 

dura72

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thats sounds like a nice setup dan, but you certainly arent taking any chances with odour issues mate. i take it you topped or fim'd all your plants? ive just tried it with one myself to see where it goes, didnt even even do it the right way ,just pinched the centre shoot with my finger nails about 10 days ago but the new growth began really quickly and it seems fine, does it reduce the plants overall height as compared to just letting it grow normally?
 

Danthebull

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thats sounds like a nice setup dan, but you certainly arent taking any chances with odour issues mate. i take it you topped or fim'd all your plants? ive just tried it with one myself to see where it goes, didnt even even do it the right way ,just pinched the centre shoot with my finger nails about 10 days ago but the new growth began really quickly and it seems fine, does it reduce the plants overall height as compared to just letting it grow normally?
Hey dura.

No didn't top or fim them. I use the LST method, worked superb. And yeah im a bit wired when it comes to Odor controll. ( overkill i know, but you can never be too careful...lol ). Do you have a thread on here with your grow?.

Dan
 

dura72

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@ tip top, thats me got hydroton today so im just about to start my dwc bucket mate so expect me to bombard u with questions real soon. first question(s) ive got a two week old clone, just a little one bout 3" high in rockwool in a pot of soil should i use that straight into the hydroton or should i germ a seed and pop it into rockwool and then put it in my net pot? and do i have to add nutes straight away or is it like soil and only need water for first couple of weeks?
 

dura72

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@ dan. no mate never bothered with a journal but ive gotta few pics of my last grow in my profile. im a lazy cunt and just never got round to doin a journal but im defo goin to do one when i start my next grow, mite even start one for my diy dwc experiment.
 

dura72

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@ dragon. go and buy brake and clutch fluid from a local garage, its strips car paint rite down to the bare metal and even burns into the steel, its very difficult to respray. i used it before , a guy payed me to do it to cunt that had shagged his wife, he wanted me to rob the guys house and trash it but it was too difficult a job due to location so i just fucked his lovely little sports car instead........yes i am a naughty boy
 

dura72

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@ dragon, forget about weed killer, go and get a gallon of diesel and pour it into the gardens especially round the tree roots, i can garauntee fuck all will grow there for about the next ten years , its fuckin lethal.
 

W Dragon

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christ im a nasty bastard when i put my mind to it.
yes you are mate lol i only said accetone ar catalyst because i got them to hand and their very flammable lol i'm gonna do the cars tonight and see where it goes from there i'm hoping for a punch up though just to get it out the way i promised the misses once it's done i'd let it go so not to break my promise i'm gonna do them all together to edge my bets i'm thinking about 8 cars should get a good respnse
 

W Dragon

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cheers guys i'll catch up with you all later i'm gonna shoot off and finish moving my shit the landlords just pulled off so gonna do it now whilst it's just the neighbours out there wish me luck
 
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