The UK Growers Thread!

iiKode

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on sr it can take a couple of hrs sometimes to hit your account.
yeah they hit my account, already placed my order, picked the guy with 5+ positive feedback, 3g of morrocon hash to do me over the cure of the oz or so iv got to myself.
 

iiKode

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Well I got busted last night. Four delahaze a week from harvest. Probably ten oz plus stolen away by the filth on very shady circumstances. I got home from work t find my girl friend frantically bagging the whole operation up because the filthy little cunts had knocked on to say "we were next door for an unrelated matter" (Gangster wannabe nigger bastard constantly causing trouble) "we can smell weed and we will be returning with a warrant". Impossible since windows were shut and no smoking was happening so chances are one of my neighbors had a j on.

I then left the house with the gear to get rid. I returned back to find them looking for me at the end of the street. They knocked on my house after I got in and they said they wanted to come in, without a warrant I might add. My girlfriends mum got to the door first and let them past the threshold. BIG MISTAKE! but she's not to blame. They said they had a report from someone in the local area saying I had been throwing plants out of my bedroom window!! BULL FUCKING SHIT!! NO plants were thrown from windows.

From what I can see they went away and concocted a story so they could gain access to the property without a warrant. In the official statement their story changed from "we saw you throw plants out the window" to "we had a report from someone in the area that you were trying to dispose of the drugs! It doesn't add up.

Lesson to be learnt here. Don't trust the pigs! They are scum! And to add to that, if you have neighbors that are selfish little pricks that bring nothing but trouble to the vicinity of your house, I would consider chopping and relocating.
disgusting might aswell have slapped ur neighbor while u were being taken away by the filth
 

IC3M4L3

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on the bb cut ice ive just took a load and deffo up for a lil swaperoo for some zoppies.
OH SO NOW THER OK !! LMAO only fucking with ya baldy,, yeh il be up for that,

i was thinking about running dog but while it may be the strongest weed blah blah,, u know what buyers is like they wont touch it if it dont smell up to much, u can say its the strongest ect ect but it stil wont matter lol cunts,.

if im not moved by your harvest sambo if u got any spare lemmi know i maye have enough to trade a q with you. maybe more,

oh joy docs just fucked up and sent me 58 300mg pre gabs and 58 200mg pregabs., i only take the 300's so i got a whole box of 200's spare. how much they go for sambo?10 for a fiver innit? people are going nuts on the pregabs a pal of mine in york got burgled just for her pregabs,lol, they left the ps3 and allsorts, fucking seems ther the script drug of choice atm, nuts.


that pineapple express has changed too, while yes its a bnaging yeilder and a heavy smoke, the smells changed, that nice sickly sweet smell has gone? just saying as i notised it on my last grow, but the yeild was fucking awsome considering it was 2-3 weeks behind
 

Mastergrow

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Alright lads, how things? Fuck I can't wait to get back home tomoro, working here refurbin a bar workin from 2am till 2pm thema nice fuckin hours lol. Just had a wee kip now I'm up for my free meal and then a j and bed for another few hours. Been doin that all week and now I'm fucked off!
 

dimebag87

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disgusting might aswell have slapped ur neighbor while u were being taken away by the filth
Yes mate. Angry isn't the word! The little shit does't live there anymore. He's basically been coming back to the house and terrorizing his ex. Smashing windows, damaging the garden etc. Well that's what you get for fucking a 17 yr old wannabe bad man. I hope I don't see the prick for my sake. I'm already on a 12 month conditional discharge. I'm in court on the 30th for this so I don't want to be adding assault to the list. Fuck em. Once the heats off I will be growing somewhere else. They didn't take all the grow gear you see, because they didn't have a warrant ;)
 

Mastergrow

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Got my exo and psycho sorted in a new home before I left, hopefully they look a bit healthier tomoro when I get back. They'll be ready for a shit load of cuts in about a week I reckon. Thot since my lights are in veg cycle for probly 6 weeks or so I'd crack a cheese candy auto seed I had and thro it in a bubble pot for a laugh and see how it goes, be something to smoke while I wait anyway
 

newuserlol

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In dublin working m8, get my breakfast and a meal in the evenin so sittin here munchin on lasagne chips salad and garlic bread and it ain't too bad at all
sounds like a decent munch, working hours sound abit funky tho? is that so the bar can stay open?

c
 

Mastergrow

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sounds like a decent munch, working hours sound abit funky tho? is that so the bar can stay open?

c
Yeah that's it m8, wer goin in as all the drunk fuckers is coming out. Aye the hours is fucked up alright, no good this sleepin twice a day so I think next week ill get back from work at around half 2 or three in afternoon, get breakfast, few pints then dinner and then bed around 6 or 7 and sleep till half one or so then start work again
 

IC3M4L3

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well im sat waiting but it seems smabo hasent had a drink..............yet,, huz up u cunt im waitin.. patiently

so MG u got settled down now then?? heard anything about any of those things u was worried about no??
 

Mastergrow

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well im sat waiting but it seems smabo hasent had a drink..............yet,, huz up u cunt im waitin.. patiently
Been a while since we had an old vodka rant eh, wait till the weekend when I'm home lol.

few lads here been gurning saying I've the B&b stunk out with psycho lol, I'm fuckin smoking j's in the en suite in my room with the extractor on what more do they fuckin want..."go outside"...."aye get fucked!"
 

newuserlol

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i still got that receipt mg its being sent when i send u sumthin in the next few wks, i aint gonna look at the track n trace now im on my home ip address but last time i did still being progressed through the network? i wonder if it got stolen?

no im drinking just not pissed yet throw me friggin bone guys lmao
 

IC3M4L3

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im a changed man, my time in exile has turned me into a polite weed growin, thread helping, new man lmao
YEH RIIIIIIIITEEE

i still got that receipt mg its being sent when i send u sumthin in the next few wks, i aint gonna look at the track n trace now im on my home ip address but last time i did still being progressed through the network? i wonder if it got stolen?

no im drinking just not pissed yet throw me friggin bone guys lmao
lol u parra cunt,, anyways inbox me it and il load my vpn up and check it for u,

u still using skype sambo no? i dont use it much but i got a webcam now and a mic,, well its from me kids toy keyboard but it works!!lmao big pink fuckin thin
 

Mastergrow

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No need for the receipt m8, I know it was sent. How longs it been anyway? That other letter took about 5 weeks so if I don't get one shortly u could be right some cunt stole them
 

Mastergrow

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YEH RIIIIIIIITEEE



lol u parra cunt,, anyways inbox me it and il load my vpn up and check it for u,

u still using skype sambo no? i dont use it much but i got a webcam now and a mic,, well its from me kids toy keyboard but it works!!lmao big pink fuckin thin
Always knew u wer a lover of the big pink things lol
 
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