The UK Growers Thread!

[iiKode]

i have been in private rentals for 8 years now and been getting roughly the same housing benefit for the last 3 years that i been unemployed i asked abut the bedroom tax in job center a cpl months ago and was told it wouldnt affect me as im with a private landlord, ive still been getting my usual rate since the tax came in and not been told its gonna change anytime soon, not that im complaining as i'd be royally fucked if i had anymore outgoings each month, its hard enough with rent, bills, car finance, insurance etc

im surprised you can pay any of that on jsa, i cant even afford bike insurance, nevermind all this rent, food family etc

 

[iiKode]

Hahaha nahhh I ain't like that lmao as soon as I'm into me 2nd harvest with this set up I'll be able to start shifting I know me bedroom is taken over lmao I'll be sleepin in the tent next Lol

ull be drinkin ur nutes next, an have ur feet firmly planted in a pot lmao

 

[shawnybizzle]

Oh and I can do an oz a week easy lmao proper weed eater at work when I'm graftin yano like ya do when ur bad as fook like me I can smell the weed coming out in my sweat I'm sure I can lmao

 

[Mastergrow]

Alright lads, just in from work there and I'm fuckin black as ic3s next door neighbours ffs, renovating an old old building and its fuckin rotten.

@indi, that stuff you sent sambo sounds like stuff I was goina order of sr a while ago, on there they wer callin it caviar....u ever heard it called that, I think this stuff was a bit of bud rolled in kief and oil, looked lovely tho. And this ain't me looking for a bit off u before u ask m8, I'm a bit fucked for an addy at the minute, think we just lost another package ffs

 

[Garybhoy11]

im surprised you can pay any of that on jsa, i cant even afford bike insurance, nevermind all this rent, food family etc

if it wasnt for tax credits, child benefit and my sons dla on top of my jsa each month i couldnt aford it m8 as it is im barely scraping by thats why i decided to upscale my grow op, ive always grew for personal smoke but now i need to make some cash off it lol

 

[newuserlol]

fuck, what was it u lost mg? yeah i carnt wait for my indi treat, always wanted to smoke some of that but never bothered to make it.

 

[Saerimmner]

how much are u lookin at for sueing ur landlord, if any?

Well originally we were only sueing him to get the repairs done to the house so it was safe for my lil girl to be here n for us to touch the electrics n shit.

Landlord n estate agents (all nigerian) started being cunts n pissed me off so went to Environmental health and C.A.B and they reckon that if we qualify for legal aid under the new rules which came in in the last 2 months then it should be something like

£1600-4800 for failing to put our security deposit in an approved scheme
£0-5k for failing to keep the property habitable
£0-15k for " depriving a tenant of an expected right to a peaceful life in their own home because of the damages and therefore interrupting a persons right to live their life without undue harassment or alarm being caused kinda thing blah blah blah" (this is apparently very hard to prove)
£0-8/10k for other associated legal terms to do with all this shit that ya can sue for etc

Also we have not paid rent in just under a year so thats saved us £5250 (well about £1k as the rest would have been housing benefit)

Also EHO is gonna get the work done by their contractors n put as a land charge on the property until he pays so that will cost him bout £10k for the work that needs doing to the house then all the councils legal fees and admin charges etc on top

So all in all he is gonna get fucked to the tune of anywhere between £5k-50k for refusing to do works on the house that if they had been done when they were originally needed prob would have cost him about £4k

 

[Saerimmner]

if it wasnt for tax credits, child benefit and my sons dla on top of my jsa each month i couldnt aford it m8 as it is im barely scraping by thats why i decided to upscale my grow op, ive always grew for personal smoke but now i need to make some cash off it lol

An that there is prob why you havent been done with the bedroom tax bumming

 

[Mastergrow]

fuck, what was it u lost mg? yeah i carnt wait for my indi treat, always wanted to smoke some of that but never bothered to make it.

Well not lost cos he's doin a full reship to somewhere else, but fifty little uns never turned up. Another one burned ffs, the new place is in a different town tho so maybe more luck there. I keep tellin the m8 to stop rippin the piss outta the places but look at the amount you've ha thru ur door so dunno what the fucks up m8. Do u member the pic I posted of that caviar?? It was a sample ur man was doin but think I was too late or some shit

 

[Saerimmner]

Well not lost cos he's doin a full reship to somewhere else, but fifty little uns never turned up. Another one burned ffs, the new place is in a different town tho so maybe more luck there. I keep tellin the m8 to stop rippin the piss outta the places but look at the amount you've ha thru ur door so dunno what the fucks up m8. Do u member the pic I posted of that caviar?? It was a sample ur man was doin but think I was too late or some shit

When you get em any chance you will have 2-4 that can be sent off in the Fairy`s bag?

 

[Mastergrow]

When you get em any chance you will have 2-4 that can be sent off in the Fairy`s bag?

Well sae there between me and a m8 and as far as I know there all takin, ther bein passed on. But we've usually got more on ther way so when they arrive ill pm u and let u know if I can get u a few m8

Why 2 or 4 m8 lol, are they for u and ur bird I take it or do u just not like odd numbers lol.


Got loads of tabs if any bodies interested in them?

 

[iiKode]

Well originally we were only sueing him to get the repairs done to the house so it was safe for my lil girl to be here n for us to touch the electrics n shit.

Landlord n estate agents (all nigerian) started being cunts n pissed me off so went to Environmental health and C.A.B and they reckon that if we qualify for legal aid under the new rules which came in in the last 2 months then it should be something like

£1600-4800 for failing to put our security deposit in an approved scheme
£0-5k for failing to keep the property habitable
£0-15k for " depriving a tenant of an expected right to a peaceful life in their own home because of the damages and therefore interrupting a persons right to live their life without undue harassment or alarm being caused kinda thing blah blah blah" (this is apparently very hard to prove)
£0-8/10k for other associated legal terms to do with all this shit that ya can sue for etc

Also we have not paid rent in just under a year so thats saved us £5250 (well about £1k as the rest would have been housing benefit)

Also EHO is gonna get the work done by their contractors n put as a land charge on the property until he pays so that will cost him bout £10k for the work that needs doing to the house then all the councils legal fees and admin charges etc on top

So all in all he is gonna get fucked to the tune of anywhere between £5k-50k for refusing to do works on the house that if they had been done when they were originally needed prob would have cost him about £4k

damn, looks like u will be gettin a nice grow op if everything works out for ya, good luck mate

you could finance a couple light setup perp grow an get urself a monthly wage

 

[Saerimmner]

Well sae there between me and a m8 and as far as I know there all takin, ther bein passed on. But we've usually got more on ther way so when they arrive ill pm u and let u know if I can get u a few m8

Why 2 or 4 m8 lol, are they for u and ur bird I take it or do u just not like odd numbers lol.


Got loads of tabs if any bodies interested in them?

Yeah just for me and the (now ex) missus, she will only have 1 or 2 max an if i have anymore than 2 i try fucking everything female that moves in a 100mile radius and considering the night out they are for is a night with me,missus, 2 straight blokes, 1 gay bloke an about 30lesbos i can see me becoming enemy of the night lmao

also when ya say tabs do ya mean fags or trips or some of these weird anti`s/sleeping tab things everyone in here seems to love? lol

 

[Garybhoy11]

[video=youtube;ug5V3X4k-6U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug5V3X4k-6U[/video]

a little video of my ladies tonight

 

[Mastergrow]

Yeah just for me and the (now ex) missus, she will only have 1 or 2 max an if i have anymore than 2 i try fucking everything female that moves in a 100mile radius and considering the night out they are for is a night with me,missus, 2 straight blokes, 1 gay bloke an about 30lesbos i can see me becoming enemy of the night lmao

If u ain't had any in a while m8 you'll only need one or two, usually ther pretty good. When's this night out happening? Can I come lol??

 

[indikat]

Alright lads, just in from work there and I'm fuckin black as ic3s next door neighbours ffs, renovating an old old building and its fuckin rotten.

@indi, that stuff you sent sambo sounds like stuff I was goina order of sr a while ago, on there they wer callin it caviar....u ever heard it called that, I think this stuff was a bit of bud rolled in kief and oil, looked lovely tho. And this ain't me looking for a bit off u before u ask m8, I'm a bit fucked for an addy at the minute, think we just lost another package ffs

good name MG yeah it does look a bit like caviar once it warms at room temp an changes colour...funky stuff the gumby I make doesn't do any of the stuff the bubble does, u don't even need to coat a bud in oil first the bubble just rolls on an stays...for all this to happen the bubble must nevr get above fridge temp from production and if left in tha fridge it stays sandy coloured and fine textured, by the time sambo got it looked dark brown and formed. I skin a fat j of pure cured bud wiv a line of fridge-bubble powder and get a creamy dreamy smoke

 

[Mastergrow]

good name MG yeah it does look a bit like caviar once it warms at room temp an changes colour...funky stuff the gumby I make doesn't do any of the stuff the bubble does, u don't even need to coat a bud in oil first the bubble just rolls on an stays...for all this to happen the bubble must nevr get above fridge temp from production and if left in tha fridge it stays sandy coloured and fine textured, by the time sambo got it looked dark brown and formed. I skin a fat j of pure cured bud wiv a line of fridge-bubble powder and get a creamy dreamy smoke

Tell me this indi, whenever you've just made ur bubble, it's still a bit wet aye? How does it work puttin it in the fridge, does it dry out and just leave like a sandy texture then or what?

 

[Saerimmner]

If u ain't had any in a while m8 you'll only need one or two, usually ther pretty good. When's this night out happening? Can I come lol??

some point next week when we know what night everyone is free lol

 

[Mastergrow]

some point next week when we know what night everyone is free lol

Should be good for then m8, u got mail!

 

[newuserlol]

Well not lost cos he's doin a full reship to somewhere else, but fifty little uns never turned up. Another one burned ffs, the new place is in a different town tho so maybe more luck there. I keep tellin the m8 to stop rippin the piss outta the places but look at the amount you've ha thru ur door so dunno what the fucks up m8. Do u member the pic I posted of that caviar?? It was a sample ur man was doin but think I was too late or some shit

yeah i remember the pic of that cavier, the vendor cancelled your order didnt he? said too much for postage or some shit.

thats a fucker mg, fifty pills might make them look into it a little further? i would be carefull or mate at least, u never no tho selective scam? send a few good orders the a rip?