The UK Growers Thread!

[Garybhoy11]

yeh women do come in handy eh!

I'm on ma own mate so no woman to help out

 

[shawnybizzle]

zedd in the improtance of beeing right,, i was going on about a egg,,, not a condom , sure u could maybe get a ounce in a toggy , but the sharp stalks would peirce it and hurt so the best option is tubes, or eggs, along skinny tube would be good my bet s was 18 gramems and a phone and sum uther bits and bobs, but each to ther won

Take it take it take it......

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

Just think of the hundreds deluded folk every year who shell out £200+ on a judges pass and then plenty more £'s on samples who really think their fake vote counts for shit.

mate you wouldn't believe the amount who turned up expecting to sample every entry only to be told naah you've to go to the coffeeshop it's on at and buy a gram, but you can have a couple euro discount and wait in line with everyone else. the voting is so fucked it's not even funny.

since U showed me the YouTube clip of the mothership bong OH MY GAWD I WANT ONE but fuck its pricey have me eyes on the digi volcano at the moment but feck she's expensive but I suppose its that darn quality U pay 4

should have seen ROOR's entry this year. looked like something bazoomer would be right into.

can you imagine. reet love i'm just gonna jump into the bong suit and head into town........

 

[R3l@X]

When I was living next to Holland (bus journey away) id have it in my pocket lol and I knew I must have stunk up the whole train cuz id be bringing some back for the lads I worked with 2 haha

 

[R3l@X]

mate you wouldn't believe the amount who turned up expecting to sample every entry only to be told naah you've to go to the coffeeshop it's on at and buy a gram, but you can have a couple euro discount and wait in line with everyone else. the voting is so fucked it's not even funny.

should have seen ROOR's entry this year. looked like something bazoomer would be right into.

can you imagine. reet love i'm just gonna jump into the bong suit and head into town........

love it when you can smoke ur pot from works of art..tbh id probably just display that bong n break it out when i smoke pot with my first born haha...must say its a tad kinky looking hahaha

 

[shawnybizzle]

Fuck me imagine just sitting in front room all casual like wearing that fucker haha answering door to jovos hahahaha

 

[ghb]

Must say tho the blue pit smells and tastes nothing like the 8 week cured pit I got back home a few months ago. The homegrown stuff was better IMO

I get the feeling that stuff you are smoking is not blue pit, either that or they did a rush job on the dry and didn't cure it. apparently it all sold out the first day of the cup.

have you tried any of stones haze yet? defo one of the better buys imo.

 

[R3l@X]

Remember in rockrolla when he had the saxaphone bong, that was the shizz

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

price tag a cool 50K.... you can't really see but there's like 4 black tubes going into the mouthpiece. honestly unless it's got one of those alarms like the motor for when you're about to back into something I for one wouldn't get one lol..

 

[Garybhoy11]

I get the feeling that stuff you are smoking is not blue pit, either that or they did a rush job on the dry and didn't cure it. apparently it all sold out the first day of the cup.

have you tried any of stones haze yet? defo one of the better buys imo.

i got it from grey area mate and they advertise it as breeders boutique so shud be what it says but I agree think it's been rushed during drying and curing cos it's a little rough. Not tried any hazes this time mate

 

[R3l@X]

price tag a cool 50K.... you can't really see but there's like 4 black tubes going into the mouthpiece. honestly unless it's got one of those alarms like the motor for when you're about to back into something I for one wouldn't get one lol..

fuck that for a game of soldiers no fucking way would I buy that lol it looks awesome but that's about it, not the most practical of bongs ud think for that much it would be able to materialize top quality n varied strains based on ones own personal preference in the bowl haha...or atlease come with a midget that shouts HIT THAT SHIT everytime U take a hit.

 

[shawnybizzle]

Mating call of an owl..tweet two...mating call of a cockeral..cockadoodledoooo...mating call of a blackbird gwaaan now Desmond jab it in mi raaaaasclaaat

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

i got it from grey area mate and they advertise it as breeders boutique so shud be what it says but I agree think it's been rushed during drying and curing cos it's a little rough. Not tried any hazes this time mate

yeah the entry was rushed by someone else growing it for BB taken at 8 weeks n 4 days n cured for no where near what we'd normally enter it at still when you know you're not going to win what does it matter.

fuck that for a game of soldiers no fucking way would I buy that lol it looks awesome but that's about it, not the most practical of bongs ud think for that much it would be able to materialize top quality n varied strains based on ones own personal preference in the bowl haha...or atlease come with a midget that shouts HIT THAT SHIT everytime U take a hit.

be cheaper and more of a talking point to train a monkey to roll haha

 

[ninja1]

sorry to be so ignorant...put up some pics and I will tell u if its ready at 6 weeks

no offence take or anything Im thick skinned lol. That was them 3 days or so before I chopped at 6 weeks. Didnt get any complaints and not saying it just because I grew it its better than alot of the second rate smoke that's sold around my area. I can't fault it 6weeks I got 10.5oz not great but if I'd took cuts I could have kept back and was 2 which stood out. Have got this strain in veg at the moment ready to get flipped in around a month when my blue cheese is done.


got bloody gas people coming today did ring up to cancel and come after Xmas. Hopefully they won't knock the door but not gonna answer anyway lol.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

When u gonna make me a nice glass bong anyway or a nice dabber

Lol, I've actually been pricing a torch and some multi coloured glass rod samples up all week.
After xmas when I've cropped I'm going to invest in a torch (£150-£400) and bash some practice work out, I can do little one shotter pipes and Roor style plain water bongs no bother.

This morning running ideas about the cup I thought of making the Boutique a bubbler in the shape of the BB helix logo in two colours of glass with the B's linked together and the helix strands twisting round each other, as a demo piece for the booth.

price tag a cool 50K....

.........if only I could afford a glass lathe.

I saw a spares or repair one on ebay last week for £1500, lol.
With a proper lathe Roor glassworkers make £200 bongs in an hour!

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

you need to fathom out the showerhead perc yorkie, i've wanted a little one of those for time. or an inline perc'd straight tube. you'll no doubt have been on aqualab tech's site aye? scientific glass goes for a friggin fortune on there.

Roor glass is nowt flash if you ask me. it's nice don;t get me wrong but not worth the price especially for the 7mm + stuff

 

[Turbanator]

fuuuik me yorkie talking about actually finishing a harvest,, shits getting real!

 

[zeddd]

who the fuk is stupid enough to part with 50k for a pipe, people who have millions to waste are usually smart enough to see its true value. the intrinsic cost of the glass is pence so u are paying for someones skill and their propane, how many hours does it take.....? even at 500 hours (unlikely?idfk) that's $100 per hour for glass blowing who cares if its skilful ud want a brainsurgeon blowing it for that money

 

[The Yorkshireman]

fuuuik me yorkie talking about actually finishing a harvest,, shits getting real!

You still going on about that 1 grow over a year ago that I chose to scrap due to a security breach?........

Lmao, I do remember your last lot got taxed by the smackheads next door cos you're too slack to set the stall out properly before hand........

 

[Turbanator]

You still going on about that 1 grow over a year ago that I chose to scrap due to a security breach?........

Lmao, I do remember your last lot got taxed by the smackheads next door cos you're too slack to set the stall out properly before hand........

errrr i was making a compiment but if we wanna go down this allythen so be it..

man i fail to see why u repetedly act im hard bruce lee on here? how many times have i told u,, come on round u know wer i live yet u refuse?

how many harvests u had TIS yr yorkie? how many?? and witout budrot or any other incident? NONE. even with the one ive lost i did 4 this yr without problem and all grade, so plz enlighten me as to wer u actually think ur better at wateevr than anyone else?

stop talking shit and learn to take a joke,when it is one!

and wasent MY grow it was A grow totally diffrent, MY grow would have been my percy and THE grow is just one i was fucking around with,, and when u get 100+ of 24 plants come bak and chat shit, coz u dont!

but again likeu said i cant grow for shit aye i forget that


so we starting thi sdance again or fucking what?