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R3l@X

R3l@X

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bazoomer said:
When't out last night, up the toon with some lads to have a bevi for our m8 who died, I only had juice all night , but, ended up geting sucked off in back of car by a 59 year old piece !, sucked me stupid for all of a minute b4 the £ shot , I was fingering her like there was no tommorow !, JUICE be fucked !, glad it wasn't my car lol, only thing put me off was she was far too meaty down there ! Errrrrr, it was like a bag of tripe hanging down !
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fuck sake baz you really know how to paint a pic lol
 
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Hydrogrow123

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zeddd said:
u take that job in Plymouth mate? would love to have a blaze with ya one day
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No zeddd, wernt for me m8, don't mind workin away but always like to come home, I'd have had to move over ther for it. If I ever end up near some folk on here tho ill def be givin them a shout.
 
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Hydrogrow123

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bazoomer said:
When't out last night, up the toon with some lads to have a bevi for our m8 who died, I only had juice all night , but, ended up geting sucked off in back of car by a 59 year old piece !, sucked me stupid for all of a minute b4 the £ shot , I was fingering her like there was no tommorow !, JUICE be fucked !, glad it wasn't my car lol, only thing put me off was she was far too meaty down there ! Errrrrr, it was like a bag of tripe hanging down !
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U lucky bastard!
 
zeddd

zeddd

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Hydrogrow123 said:
I've no work till Monday thank fuck, job we wer on is finished now. U don't usually smoke do ya chedz? Shit wipes u out then lol
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poor chedz his monkey will be fretting at the state of him, exo to a non smokr must be like nuclear, wish I had low tolerance so I could get fuked up
 
Garybhoy11

Garybhoy11

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bazoomer said:
When't out last night, up the toon with some lads to have a bevi for our m8 who died, I only had juice all night , but, ended up geting sucked off in back of car by a 59 year old piece !, sucked me stupid for all of a minute b4 the £ shot , I was fingering her like there was no tommorow !, JUICE be fucked !, glad it wasn't my car lol, only thing put me off was she was far too meaty down there ! Errrrrr, it was like a bag of tripe hanging down !
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Lmfao baz only u m8
 
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Hydrogrow123

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zeddd said:
poor chedz his monkey will be fretting at the state of him, exo to a non smokr must be like nuclear, wish I had low tolerance so I could get fuked up
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I can usually smoke my psychosis all day but cause I've been smokin the shit round here for a few month this stuff wiping me out lol, found mesel dosing off today which I never do. I'll keep blazin them tho, I ain't a quitter
 
zeddd

zeddd

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bazoomer said:
When't out last night, up the toon with some lads to have a bevi for our m8 who died, I only had juice all night , but, ended up geting sucked off in back of car by a 59 year old piece !, sucked me stupid for all of a minute b4 the £ shot , I was fingering her like there was no tommorow !, JUICE be fucked !, glad it wasn't my car lol, only thing put me off was she was far too meaty down there ! Errrrrr, it was like a bag of tripe hanging down !
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baz U r a posting GOD
 
zeddd

zeddd

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oh yeah if u get breathalized after drinking a bottle of red wine, tell them u just swigged 2 glasses 2 mins ago b4 u got in the car.....counterintuitive I no but this buys u 18 mins. in this time u hyperventilate til u feel lightheaded.....and pass the test with traces of alcohol.....sobering tho
 
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