The UK Growers Thread!

[Holy Grail 888]

the first thing you do is fuk a bird not sit down to cook, so its a given that said bird can fuck this is most important as you say, but of all the ones that can fuck the ones that cook aswell are the phenos to go for

exactly the cook and fuck pheno...

not the typical native cant cook elephant ass pheno...

 

[Garybhoy11]

let her continue her duties and get a younger chick on the side..
that can cook and is top heavy..

Been there done that got caught and forgiven dont think id get away with it twice

 

[Holy Grail 888]

Fucking skinless chicken,veg(microwaved) n sweet potato for myself lol ill eat that most days n fish other days...I've my days when I go all out but mostly I stick to that for dinner anyways.

sounds rank as shit ... no offence !
get some nice nosh in .

 

[Hydrogrow123]

u can go to the camping shop and get set up with some butane stoves and cook steak and potatoes, stir fry etc outside just 2 burners and a coupla pans and stay healthy, hitch hiked down west coast of usa doin this.... feels hippy good man

Lol, te fuck with that zeddd, it's a wee sleepy irish village I'm in, stayin above a pub that don't do food. The women that owns the pub lives out the back and I reckon that for a few pound she'll knock me up something when I come home from work, now there's a plan. If that fails try and find the village slut and hope she can cook!

 

[Holy Grail 888]

Been there done that got caught and forgiven dont think id get away with it twice

u were caught .... like at it ?
brilliant... did you say you slipped and your prick liked her cooking more ?

 

[Garybhoy11]

u were caught .... like at it ?
brilliant... did you say you slipped and your prick liked her cooking more ?

Lets just say the, dont shit on your own doorstep, saying comes to mind,

 

[R3l@X]

sounds rank as shit ... no offence !
get some nice nosh in .

Nah bud it's how you prepare it that counts you ever honey roast a mother fucking sweet potatoes or eat some mother fucking Aldente veg? Nah brah I bet you suck your veg through a straw...lol get my drift? Tofu tastes wank but you can do oh sooo very much with it....oh n i cook the chicken in the oven blind (covered up) with whatever herbs I can find tbh n then Bam chicken el juicy!

 

[zeddd]

Lol, te fuck with that zeddd, it's a wee sleepy irish village I'm in, stayin above a pub that don't do food. The women that owns the pub lives out the back and I reckon that for a few pound she'll knock me up something when I come home from work, now there's a plan. If that fails try and find the village slut and hope she can cook!

good plan mate some of these local yokels fantasise about cooking for a man , ude be rude to deny them, they cant all be fat arsed ginger zit loonies

 

[R3l@X]

Lol, te fuck with that zeddd, it's a wee sleepy irish village I'm in, stayin above a pub that don't do food. The women that owns the pub lives out the back and I reckon that for a few pound she'll knock me up something when I come home from work, now there's a plan. If that fails try and find the village slut and hope she can cook!

Where are you at by the way? Would be funny if u were in my town lol

 

[Holy Grail 888]

Lets just say the, dont shit on your own doorstep, saying comes to mind,

i think its ok for us men to fuck around. and its not equal and it never has been...

 

[Holy Grail 888]

Nah bud it's how you prepare it that counts you ever honey roast a mother fucking sweet potatoes or eat some mother fucking Aldente veg? Nah brah I bet you suck your veg through a straw...lol get my drift? Tofu tastes wank but you can do oh sooo very much with it..

honey roast sweet pots sound good. yes to aldente veg.
yes theres some amazing spicy tofu.

have you tried mapo tofu ? (grandmas tofu?)

 

[R3l@X]

honey roast sweet pots sound good. yes to aldente veg.
yes theres some amazing spicy tofu.

have you tried mapo tofu ? (grandmas tofu?)

Nah not the greatest selection of Tofu in Ireland believe it or not lol

 

[Hydrogrow123]

Where are you at by the way? Would be funny if u were in my town lol

Lol, na m8 I'm not, I've an idea wer u are and if I was near I'd be hittin u up for some of that chicken and spuds. I'm near Roscommon m8

 

[Holy Grail 888]

Nah not the greatest selection of Tofu in Ireland believe it or not lol

you can make it with a kit...
i can vouch for this one as ive tried it and its really good.

 

[Hydrogrow123]

good plan mate some of these local yokels fantasise about cooking for a man , ude be rude to deny them, they cant all be fat arsed ginger zit loonies

Fat arse and ginger I can deal with for a ride and a home cooked meal lol but not the zits

 

[R3l@X]

Wow u really are in the shit end of nowhere lol. Some proper pub grub around those places mate!

 

[zeddd]

Fat arse and ginger I can deal with for a ride and a home cooked meal lol but not the zits

aye zit s on the arse to

 

[Hydrogrow123]

Wow u really are in the shit end of nowhere lol. Some proper pub grub around those places mate!

Aye if I wer to get out and drive a bit maybe, lookin out my window I can see tumbleweed ffs lol, it's a wee shitty village tho m8 but cheap as chips, 60e for 4 nights stay. PLUS they got wifi!!!

 

[zeddd]

Aye if I wer to get out and drive a bit maybe, lookin out my window I can see tumbleweed ffs lol, it's a wee shitty village tho m8 but cheap as chips, 60e for 4 nights stay. PLUS they got wifi!!!

pay for 3 nights get one free kinda shithole is it?

 

[bazoomer]

I want to be with Hydro in a sleepy Irish village, smoking ample weed , supping ale & stroking the local whore !