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The Yorkshireman

The Yorkshireman

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Had a barney with the missus yesterday and missed signing on.

So Yorkie gets up early this morning for a bit of social engineering.

Makes a brand new email account in my pals name, send myself an email from said account thanking me for attending the job interview yesterday and regretfully informing me of my unsuccessful application.

Off to the jobcentre later to sign-on instead of yesterday, my reason for not attending was I had an interview.

"Can I prove it? Sure, he sent me an email this morning knocking me back. Here have a look, I'll show you on my phone now"

;)
 
The Yorkshireman

The Yorkshireman

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Don Gin and Ton said:
smooth yorkie! you get away with it?
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I will do I reckon.

Leave it till later today, about closing and they'll make me an appointment for me to come back and sign.

So probably tomorrow I'll actually sign, at that point I'll have to show the email before they let me actually scratch.

I've done something similar before and it's been legit so I don't see why not.
 
The Yorkshireman

The Yorkshireman

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That's fuck all to be honest.

The DWP sent me a letter last month asking me to explain with good reason why I didn't go to a mandatory meeting with the work program, good reason or get sanctioned for 3 months.

I wrote them a letter back telling them that I suffer from a rare type of asthma called "Type II Brittle".
This rare form of asthma comes on out of the blue very suddenly and drops peak flow so severely it can cause death.

On that morning I suffered an attack of Type II Brittle asthma and after being given emergency CPR by a friend it left me too physically incapable of making the appointment.

I do suffer from Type II Brittle and it can kill but I didn't have an attack that day.

I've missed another 2 appointment's since and they haven't yet sent me a letter to explain those times, I don't have another scheduled appointment for 3 weeks.

We'll see what I come up with by then if I go or not.
 
Dubaholic

Dubaholic

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morning geezers, Would any of you lot be interested in a vape pen for the Erbals, Ic3 has one and can tell you what there like.. 12.50 to you geezers on here..
 
Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

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The Yorkshireman said:
That's fuck all to be honest.

The DWP sent me a letter last month asking me to explain with good reason why I didn't go to a mandatory meeting with the work program, good reason or get sanctioned for 3 months.

I wrote them a letter back telling them that I suffer from a rare type of asthma called "Type II Brittle".
This rare form of asthma comes on out of the blue very suddenly and drops peak flow so severely it can cause death.

On that morning I suffered an attack of Type II Brittle asthma and after being given emergency CPR by a friend it left me too physically incapable of making the appointment.

I do suffer from Type II Brittle and it can kill but I didn't have an attack that day.

I've missed another 2 appointment's since and they haven't yet sent me a letter to explain those times, I don't have another scheduled appointment for 3 weeks.

We'll see what I come up with by then if I go or not.
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christ that's the sort of stuff you shouldn't tempt fate by saying. like saying i couldn't come into work monday as my gran died then she pops her clogs the next week shit. and lol type II brittle WTF what's type one. 'taffy' not belittling your condition man but that's a daft name for asthma
 
The Yorkshireman

The Yorkshireman

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"Brittle asthma is a kind of asthma distinguishable by recurrent, severe attacks. Type 1 brittle asthma is a disease with wide peak flow variability, despite intense medication. Type 2 brittle asthma is background well-controlled asthma with sudden severe exacerbation's."


Otherwise completely untraceable (I found out I had hereditary asthma at eighteen, I suspected at about 14-15) and comes out of the blue.

I've been close to the edge about 4-5 times in the last 8 years, it's no fun I tell you.
Shit's the missus right up but she's come to understand there's nothing to be done but call the ambulance if I completely stop breathing.

Hey ho, life goes on. lol
 
Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

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my missus has bad asthma i know what your talking about fella. it's frightening stuff. i've a mate who's had bad attacks coming out of nightclubs in the cold. no fun taking him to the A&E off ya nut, at the weekend but what can you do. he just kiind of looks at you and says right it's time call the ambo.
 
BigMaineyXL

BigMaineyXL

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Made order last night round midnight and dispatched now. Should be with ne tomorrow or Thursday likely tomorrow. My new 240*120. Thats 5
4 of em I own now think I need get a bigg spot next the 240*240 or 300*200 seems appealing for 3 girls vegged for 4 months experiment n allowed to stretch more than the current experiment. Hate wen I get tent mad just start thinking all the crazyy ass long ideas. Not like shits legal to b so long but its so tempting so seductive to my lustful mind.

**Mainey**
 
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rollajoint

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The Yorkshireman said:
Had a barney with the missus yesterday and missed signing on.

So Yorkie gets up early this morning for a bit of social engineering.

Makes a brand new email account in my pals name, send myself an email from said account thanking me for attending the job interview yesterday and regretfully informing me of my unsuccessful application.

Off to the jobcentre later to sign-on instead of yesterday, my reason for not attending was I had an interview.

"Can I prove it? Sure, he sent me an email this morning knocking me back. Here have a look, I'll show you on my phone now"

;)
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Smmmmmooootttthhhhhhhhh as you like lmao
 
rollajoint

rollajoint

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I have asthma . Extremely bad when I was a kid . Not a very nice thing to have . I've been in hospital many times . Not been able to breath if a frightening experiance
 
DrOfWelshMagic

DrOfWelshMagic

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rollajoint said:
I wouldn't knock his gear that easy mate . His killing fields & extrema are sapposed to be awsome loads of grow diarys on the web m8
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I wasted 4 months and as I said, it looked awesome, just wasn't all that, the pineapple chunk along side it yielded more, smoked better but looked nowhere near as good as the Jb x MS. ok, perhaps I was hasty to slag off all his strains but what with 0% germ on the herijuana and what the other turned out to be.... I was and still am pissed with them. id waited months to grow Herijuana and 0/5 germed... tamping!!!! 1/2 Jb x MS but all 10 pinaeapple chunk popped and I grew 8 out (was only gonna be 4 with 3 best Heri's).... ah well......
 
rollajoint

rollajoint

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DrOfWelshMagic said:
I wasted 4 months and as I said, it looked awesome, just wasn't all that, the pineapple chunk along side it yielded more, smoked better but looked nowhere near as good as the Jb x MS. ok, perhaps I was hasty to slag off all his strains but what with 0% germ on the herijuana and what the other turned out to be.... I was and still am pissed with them. id waited months to grow Herijuana and 0/5 germed... tamping!!!! 1/2 Jb x MS but all 10 pinaeapple chunk popped and I grew 8 out (was only gonna be 4 with 3 best Heri's).... ah well......
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Get in touch with him he will send you some more out mate .
 
DrOfWelshMagic

DrOfWelshMagic

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rollajoint said:
Get in touch with him he will send you some more out mate .
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already did m8, questioned how I germed them cause it wasn't their recommended method. 95% success rate for me usually. I documented the whole process, for a grow journal on here, with photos, so had plenty of proof of all id said but they didn't wanna know m8... I thought it was a bit mad as id heard nothing but good about them... disappointed.com :cry:
 
The Yorkshireman

The Yorkshireman

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The amount of times I've walked from the staff area of a workplace, through the kitchen and by the time I've got to the bar I'm on my arse wheezing. lol

Fucking steam, grrrr!
 
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