The UK Growers Thread!

[Griffta]

eh bam if you've got no odour control at all, maybe think about getting some ONA gel or something.

 

[sambo020482]

i want some of this badly lol ne1 ever tried it? its budder, refined honey oil.

 

[bamslayer]

how you going to hide the smell when they really stink?

was thinkin bout some o that ona gel that griffta jus mentioned,and the nappy bucket lumpd ontop o the cupboard lol

eh bam if you've got no odour control at all, maybe think about getting some ONA gel or something.

yeah man seen that shit jus didnt realise how soon the smelt,never remember them smelling so early on b4......

 

[WOWgrow]

it was a freebie yes m8 but not a auto, i carnt find the pic newair on here what thread did i post it in?

yeh I think del was just talkin about freebies in general. im pretty sure it was in this thread but it moves so fast its hard to find anything lol.

 

[tip top toker]

Hahahaha, not often you see the BBC using the term spastics society that tickles me.

 

[bamslayer]

sambo grew out a couple nice freebies, theres some pics circulating somewhere but I don't know what the strain was. Completely lottery though isn't it.

really fancy cutting that lowryder tonight, but ill save it till sunday I reckon. That will be 61 days.

its a mean lookin wee fucker dude! how shtanky is it?

 

[dura72]

they will work dura but they are really shit peat pellets compared to others, i brought a pack the other wk and threw them away cause they felt really hard weird when compared to the 1s ive brought at the growshop, prob best to germ the seed 1st tho.

normally i would germ the seeds ive never done it any other way but i just thought i'd give it a bash see how it goes, when you put them in water they expand to around 5 times the thickness and they've got some sort of binding round them, kinda reminds me of the big leaf that holds a cigar together, i mite just germ sum bag seed tonight and try another 4, its only a couple of quid for 22 of the peat pellets so it no loss if it doesn't work.
just had a strange one there, my door buzzer went and my mates bird was there, i invited her in of course, wee tight black dress, curves well on show anda pair of knee high boots, her man is an old friend and valium dealer, i dont see him very often so its not like we're best mates or anythin, i had a call from her yesterday askin if i wanted any blues, so i said gimme a fiver worth, when she came doon yesterday she starts showin me pics of her, on her phone, in her bra and knickers askin my opinion, i was playin it cool but complimented her(she's got a fit as fuck bod!!), so today she just appears out the blue and after a little while starts tellin me that she's gettin broody, ive got my own kid with me right now, and she tells me that she thinks my mates sperm count must be low due to the amount of drugs he's taken....im just wondering...y'know what i mean....when she appeared y/day she was wearing skintight white trousers....after she left i just had to have a hefty shuffle. think i mite be gettin lined up for a breading program.

 

[sambo020482]

your gonna nob her dura u no it m8 lol them peat pellets will work i just dont rate them compared to others ive brought.

 

[dura72]

your gonna nob her dura u no it m8 lol them peat pellets will work i just dont rate them compared to others ive brought.

well u know me, i knobbed the ex two days ago and ive fucked four or five others over the last few weeks.....oh yes gents, I AM A FUCKIN SEX GOD!!!!!!!, so of course i will obviously hammer it rite up her pussy and then stretch her little tight arse just for good measure. i will be honest i'm a fuckin crap boyfriend but i'm a fuckin OUTSTANDING one night stand....thats about as long as any bird can put up with my shit!!
ive just started germing another 8 bagseed so when they pop(if) then i'll give them a bash as well. the reason i was gonna use rock wool was that i was gonna go dwc hydro and was under the impression that rockwool was a better starting medium for hydro, am i mistaken or does it not really matter?

 

[sambo020482]

well u know me, i knobbed the ex two days ago and ive fucked four or five others over the last few weeks.....oh yes gents, I AM A FUCKIN SEX GOD!!!!!!!, so of course i will obviously hammer it rite up her pussy and then stretch her little tight arse just for good measure. i will be honest i'm a fuckin crap boyfriend but i'm a fuckin OUTSTANDING one night stand....thats about as long as any bird can put up with my shit!!
ive just started germing another 8 bagseed so when they pop(if) then i'll give them a bash as well. the reason i was gonna use rock wool was that i was gonna go dwc hydro and was under the impression that rockwool was a better starting medium for hydro, am i mistaken or does it not really matter?

lolol u not with the missus nemore then m8 fuck them post about her use to crack me up lolol yeah i think ya wana go with the rockwool for hydro but im a soil man so not exactly shore?

 

[RobbieP]

those peat pelletts in general are ok i use them for cuttings all the time but the ones from b and q are shit they sell decent coco ones in my local grow shop called coco jiffies

 

[WOWgrow]

lmao, not holdin back on the gory deets ey dura!

she thinks my mates sperm count must be low due to the amount of drugs he's taken.

does she have a clue the amount of drugs you take?! hahahaha.

just shag her and get it over and done with, just dont be suprised if there is a few little duras poppin out in 9 months time lol.

time to roll a fat one, got the house to myself

@ bam, yeh she stinks to high heaven, gonna be tempted to cut her when I go to water lol.

 

[dura72]

i was in kilmarnock, which doent have a hydro shop, nearest one is ayr, next time i'm there i'll pick sum up. this is just a cheap experiment, ive never used bagseed either, its always been fem'd seeds i worked with.
@ sambo.....i'm still(kind of!!) with my ex, we are in (so she believes ) a casual monogamous relationship, as long as i bang her a few times a week she 's quite happy, she doesnt know that i'm humping everything else i can get my sweaty hands on..... i fucked a bird a cpl o weeks ago and then came home and got her to suck my dick...heheheheh.....dirty as fuck but i just love it.

 

[sambo020482]

lmao, not holdin back on the gory deets ey dura!



does she have a clue the amount of drugs you take?! hahahaha.

just shag her and get it over and done with, just dont be suprised if there is a few little duras poppin out in 9 months time lol.

time to roll a fat one, got the house to myself

@ bam, yeh she stinks to high heaven, gonna be tempted to cut her when I go to water lol.

what ya smoking wow? wish i could slap that sunburn lmao

 

[dura72]

lmao, not holdin back on the gory deets ey dura!



does she have a clue the amount of drugs you take?! hahahaha.

just shag her and get it over and done with, just dont be suprised if there is a few little duras poppin out in 9 months time lol.

lol, ah dont think she does!! but i know for afact she loves abit of cock, my mate told me some intimate shit about her and how he gets to stick various things up her chuff and stuff like that....mite even break out the viagra for this one.

 

[bamslayer]

lmao, not holdin back on the gory deets ey dura!



does she have a clue the amount of drugs you take?! hahahaha.

just shag her and get it over and done with, just dont be suprised if there is a few little duras poppin out in 9 months time lol.

time to roll a fat one, got the house to myself

@ bam, yeh she stinks to high heaven, gonna be tempted to cut her when I go to water lol.

aw man the envvvvy!lol

 

[dura72]

now ive got a married one texting me, she like me to fuck her every few weeks or so coz her man doesnt, shes pretty kinky, dresses up in the stilletoes and srockings and lets me do all sorts of stuff to her!!!i though i'd lost my mojo a cpl of months ago but by christ its back and i think its been breeding!

 

[dura72]

i cant believe how excited i am about starting a grow again, maybe thats why ive been a bit down of recent....nothin to look forward to. i dont give a fuck about being out on bail now, i gonna set up 2 full new grow rooms for next weeks, get all my shit and just fuckin do it, one will be a tent that'll hold 5 maybe six full size plants, the other will be in a converted walk in wardrobe, lotta diy( but im good at shit like that coz i was a tradesman anyway) and its gotta be well hidden. only prob may be the electricy for the 2nd grow, need to run a new cable from the fuse box and make a separate ring, not too sure on how to do that, ive seen it done but its not my trade, better check up on it, my mate used to do all my spark work but he's fucked off to sweden to start a new life with a woman he loves....inconsiderate cunt.

 

[WOWgrow]

what ya smoking wow? wish i could slap that sunburn lmao

bit more of that northern lights shit with some crystals from my grinder. Doing it pure so I can smoke it in my room though lol. the sunburn is fucking killing!!! got a fan blasting my back right now to cool the fucker down a bit!

lol, ah dont think she does!! but i know for afact she loves abit of cock, my mate told me some intimate shit about her and how he gets to stick various things up her chuff and stuff like that....mite even break out the viagra for this one.

lol. I had a bit of a marathon session last night, no viagra needed, the joys of being 20!!!!!

aw man the envvvvy!lol

get your shit sorted man and youll be well on your way!! heres a few pics I just posted in my journal.

Going purpleeeee, cheeeee!

sambo, ive just been a massive cunt an nocked the pyschosis over! knew I shouldve saved my joint till after goin in there!. The root system is pretty crazy on her already, think that little knock might stunt her for a few days though! a few roots were lost in combat, RIP.

 

[WOWgrow]

speak to pukka dura, hes a sparky!