The UK Growers Thread!

[dura72]

jist watched 'dirt harry' and noo 'magnum force' is on, went to punk nite last nite and earlier ah had burgers, beans and chips for dinner........think ahve found a fuckin time-machine back tae the 70's...superb....noo ahm gonny go and tell the IRA tae plant mare explosives at the brighton tory party conference.

 

[bamslayer]

whers wowgrow wana know how that autos smokin lookd well evil n tasty

 

[Airwave]

With Britain becoming worse and worse by the day, I propose that we all seek asylum somewhere.

I suggest Pakistan:

We could build a huge church in the middle of Islamabad that dominates the skyline, set up chippys and shops on every corner, assault the locals who dare to come into "our" part of town, set up specialist shops selling pork products and non-halal meat, protest to the government that the name "Ramadan" is offensive to our religion, and ask that they make it more inclusive by changing it to "Starve Yourself Fest."

Bring on the civil war. I want all out blood and guts. I'm going to massacre so many people your grandchildren will learn about me 50 years from now.

Airwave The Butcher.

Airwave The Despoiler.

Airwave The Evil.

Airwave The Mass Murdering Genocidal Maniac.

I'm going to make Eichmann look like a pacifist.

 

[dura72]

ahve just went fuckin mental at a cunt that owes me cash, sorted the cunt oot wae 2 kilo o speed over 2 years ago, 2 n a half grand, the cunt still owes me £260 but havny seen the prick for months, telt him his door was cumin in and he was gettin fuckin hospitalised...he text back sayin if any1 goes near his door he would stab them....ah went fuckin psycho...jist telt him tae try it that ah was gaunny cum ower bare handed and fuckin snap his fuckin arms and legs...ahm fuckin raging ...ah dont give a fuck aboot this fuckin bail ahm gaunny fuckin wreck this bastard and rape the fuckers corpse.....ah fuckin hate gettin made acunt of....ahm fuckin boiling! fuckin stab!! the cunt better have a 12 gauge if he wans tae try and take me oot. fuckin liberty takin prick. ah think ahm gonny dae his father and brither tae. bastards lucky ah dont have a car any more or ahd be over the day.

 

[supersillybilly]

Sounds like he needs a kicking m8. Ended up wae 3 rainbows. Ill get pics up the morra. Went through 2 bottles of whiskey and 7g. Tad rough

 

[dura72]

Sounds like he needs a kicking m8. Ended up wae 3 rainbows. Ill get pics up the morra. Went through 2 bottles of whiskey and 7g. Tad rough

he claimed he would square me up totally next month when he gets paid but ahve fuckin heard this pish for too long, ahve fuckin had enuff mate, it take quite abit tae get me really ragin but ahm seriously pissed off noo. what weight were yer fish? catch and release wis it no? hope yer hangovers brutal, lol. nae sympathy ya hacket north ayrshire cunt!!

 

[supersillybilly]

2 were about the 2lb mark and got one bout 4lb. Good fight too aff the big one. Got shitloads to do today. Need to wake the princess tae drive me about. I cany believe u r slagging me geographically.lol

 

[dura72]

ah live in the most beautiful part of ayrshire, rabbie burns even wrote odes tae the scenery......you cunts are jist a bunch o glasgow overspill schemies......4lb rainbows no bad mate think ahm goin fishin the day, need tae see if ma mates up 4 it.

 

[supersillybilly]

How many sexy cousins do u have.lol Aye the fishing was good. Im in need of a greasy roll

 

[dura72]

incest; a game the family can play. ahl not deny it there are sum rite interbred mutants fae up here

 

[supersillybilly]

I was in burger king in ayr yesterday and I was laughing like fuck. Firstly the ginger 12 year old that served me. Her fucking teeth was giant. Couldny speak right coz they were so big. Looked right and there was a midget serving my m8. Freaky fuckers. Then the clincher. There was a woman standing behind me with a firm grip of her snatch jumping up and down making whale like noises. Couldny contain my laughter but I set off bout another 10 people. Commical

 

[sambo020482]

bacon,sausage,mushroom n cheese french stick hmmmmmmm went down a treat.

go to the valium supply dura and ava handfull either that or go get ya money from mateyboy lol

 

[dura72]

funny thing is ah jist picked up 20 valium fae a guy last nite, he was lookin for sum smoke so ah done him a deal, jist yellow 5s, dont often see them round here, its always blues, the yellows are usually the genuine doctor prescribed ones. ahm gonny keep them until ah get really worked up, ahve calmed down a bit but ah was fuckin raging when a got that text about stabbin any1 that went near his door, ahve had more death threats than ah can count and fae cunts a damn site more scary than this clown, ahll fuckin snap the cunt in two and fuckin nail his hands tae his feet and jist rape the bastard......think ah mite jist take a wee yellow the noo!!

 

[dura72]

I was in burger king in ayr yesterday and I was laughing like fuck. Firstly the ginger 12 year old that served me. Her fucking teeth was giant. Couldny speak right coz they were so big. Looked right and there was a midget serving my m8. Freaky fuckers. Then the clincher. There was a woman standing behind me with a firm grip of her snatch jumping up and down making whale like noises. Couldny contain my laughter but I set off bout another 10 people. Commical

ahv a theory that the people who work in burger king et al are the remanents of failed genetic experiments.....there birth certificates all have 'area 51' as place of birth. either that or kilwinning.

 

[supersillybilly]

Remember the last time u took valium. Well u prob dont but remember the repercustions.lol

 

[dura72]

A few days ago, I was walking past a little girl talking to her older sister.They were arguing about the older girl's boyfriend.Then the little girl started singing:Joey+Sarah sitting in a tree .K-I-S-S-I-N-G!First comes love, then comes marriage.Then comes an abrupt, tragic miscarriage.Then comes blame, then comes despair.Two hearts damaged beyond repair.Joey leaves Sarah and takes the tree .D-I-V-O-R-C-E

 

[supersillybilly]

Still making me giggle that burger king alternate dimension. Tasty food though.

 

[sambo020482]

no it is a abit of a pisstake on both fronts the threatening to stab ya lol and still oweing money doubt i would be too pleased myself i dont get invovled in any kinda tick if you aint got the cash some1 else will tick always brings hassles and especially with the green and the south of uk theres no need to tick at all.

yeah them yellow 1's i no what ya mean cause a large % of blues are snides and lucky to have 5-7mg when they spose to be 10, dont ya ever get ativan/lorazepam always prefered them myself when i use to take em that was, got pretty hooked on the benzo's glad i stopped that shit wasnt easy either had to go on a fucking reduction programme and go collect my days worth from the chemist everyday with all the smackheads waiting for there methodone, wasnt the highlight of my day lol

 

[dura72]

Remember the last time u took valium. Well u prob dont but remember the repercustions.lol

its sound....ran outta cars now.

 

[supersillybilly]

Plenty of walls though.lol