The UK Growers Thread!

[dura72]

thats the problem with the damn colonials, no proper style or sense of decorum, damn rotters should know their place.i mean how can any country that votes for a head of state be taken seriously, hes just a common man, what u need is a monarchy, almost godlike in their wisdom and countenance.be up standing gentleman, right hand over hearts and shout 'GOD SAVE THE QUEEN'......................................................................AND FUCK THE POPE!

 

[sambo020482]

glad everythings ok an your still on here, the mods seem to be gettin really pissy over nothin just lately mind you its not the first time the uk,s bumpd heads with usa an it wont be the last

it werent even the usa/uk thing just mods being far to heavy handed, the power grows to there head lol

 

[dura72]

they're yanks......enuff said.

 

[tip top toker]

it werent even the usa/uk thing just mods being far to heavy handed, the power grows to there head lol

i know that feeling too well of late haha. good to see you're still here

skinitup, the pikey scousser fairy scotchmans marijuana source

i've never setup and run a forum and server on the scale that rollitup is on, but a forum like this could be setup within maybe 12 hours. with new forums, you need a main page, that takes on a niche, to bring people to the forum as opposed to them thinking "well why don't i just use X instead" etc, and keeping the few that do turn up interested and hanging around is a fucking pain in the arse, you need soooo much will power and determination.

am i the only person that LOVES how upset americans seem to get about the naming of marijuana as opposed to cannabis. it's like it's bringing up lost history of the america mexico holocaust or something

 

[dura72]

will power and determination?? thats me fucked then. christ i've seen me stoppin half way thru a wank coz its too much effort.

 

[RollingJoints]

anyone figure out whats up with my ww? check my sig if you wanna take a look, thanks.

 

[tip top toker]

mod baiting anyone?

 

[dura72]

yep tip, where we goin?

 

[tip top toker]

gotta open a thread and then keep it heavily populated but on topic this is in regard to when FDD had a go at the food thread for people just wanting to see thier name written

https://www.rollitup.org/harvesting-curing/328642-want-know-if-your-plants.html

hahahahaaaa, not only is he just post whoring there, he's not educating people onto his reasoning etc, they need to learn not be told.

so i figure start a thread "what's my yield? i can tell you" then just get a long therad going of nothing more than replies of "5oz, maybe a zip less" and see if and when thors hammer comes crashing down, although now the plan is public, they can knowwww toooo much

 

[dura72]

what the fuck is he doing????? giving answers like '27 days', for fuck sake , even being in the same room as it , with a fuckin microscope and knowing the plants full growing history and genetics you can never be that fuckin precise. what a fuckin knob end. christ is that what passes as an expert in here? fuck me gently.

 

[tip top toker]

exactly, i'm about to head over with some pictures and ask for answers. if he's 2 weeks out, then i will openly shout bullshit what a fraud of a thread and moderatorr

 

[SM4RT3]

Evening all...

Been a while since i've been on, PC kinda blew up n couldnt be arsed fixing it... Hope everyone is ok and life is treating you well.

on a grow note... 2 weeks till chop, o yeah bring it on lol

 

[dura72]

kinda blew up!!!??? u werent trying to shag it again whilst surfin porn were ya??
2 weeks- lucyk bastard. ive got at least 5 and i'm gettin impatient although my 5 trainwreck look a helluva lot closer than that, if i let them go full term i think theyre gonna be fuckin monsterous.

 

[tip top toker]

friday is harvest for me, i'll give the two smaller ones a further 4 weeks for shits and giggels as there is nothing on them. was going to scrump those this morning but ended up cutting one of the ebst stems haha, why not! although my time table is totally screwed, the other 4 in there are supposed to be 4 weeks into flowering by now, so this buds gotta strettch

and i also think wtf when people talk of blowing up thier computers. i mean i flood mine with UV laced year old water and such on a frequent basis, will have it hard shitdown when the pump fails (dodgy connection) and the cpu hits it's 105 limit, you name it i've done it and managed to sort it out without a hitch (hwen it was the days of the s939 amd64 and the pins were on the cpu's, it used to be plain daylight robbery heading onto ebay for cpu's with broken pins, just stuff a piece of copper wire from a phone line etc into the socket and you just got £200 of kit for about £15 )

sorry, i can get carreid away talking about things like coputers (hobbies i guess, i like to talk about hobbies haha)

 

[SM4RT3]

kinda blew up!!!??? u werent trying to shag it again whilst surfin porn were ya??
2 weeks- lucyk bastard. ive got at least 5 and i'm gettin impatient although my 5 trainwreck look a helluva lot closer than that, if i let them go full term i think theyre gonna be fuckin monsterous.

nah got the missus for that lol... it had been making wierd noises for weeks before, then it made some crunching sounds and bang, gone... i got about 5 stripped out pc's so i just built one capable of running basic shit till pay day when i can get a new laptop.

N this how ever long it has been has seemed like an eternity, so 2 week is gonna fly, they on there last feed this week, then a good flush and then PH balanced water for the last week... when checking them the other night i did notice some fat seed pods, so i was a little narked about that, but they still got some phat buds, so canni complain... n with your yields mate, 5 week wouldnt be such a pain for me, i would wait longer for the huge yields your gonna get lol... all good things come to those who wait =]

 

[dura72]

i can talk for hours about masterbation

 

[SM4RT3]

friday is harvest for me, i'll give the two smaller ones a further 4 weeks for shits and giggels as there is nothing on them. was going to scrump those this morning but ended up cutting one of the ebst stems haha, why not! although my time table is totally screwed, the other 4 in there are supposed to be 4 weeks into flowering by now, so this buds gotta strettch

and i also think wtf when people talk of blowing up thier computers. i mean i flood mine with UV laced year old water and such on a frequent basis, will have it hard shitdown when the pump fails (dodgy connection) and the cpu hits it's 105 limit, you name it i've done it and managed to sort it out without a hitch (hwen it was the days of the s939 amd64 and the pins were on the cpu's, it used to be plain daylight robbery heading onto ebay for cpu's with broken pins, just stuff a piece of copper wire from a phone line etc into the socket and you just got £200 of kit for about £15 )

sorry, i can get carreid away talking about things like coputers (hobbies i guess, i like to talk about hobbies haha)

yeah i was always baffeld at how people can blow them up... well ok it didnt blow up as such, but it did go catastrophicly wrong, when you heard the unmistakable sound of metal grinding on metal and then nothing, you know summat has gone wrong, checked all parts after and Ram was fucked, and the processor was fried, so i really dont know what happend, but then it was an ancient machine running Flash, Dreamweaver, Photoshop, Fireworks CS4 Lots of other high powered progs and all with just over a gig of ram lol

But hey, new 17.5" Dell in 3 week with the new I3 chip n 3 Gig of SD3 Ram, so im happy lol,

 

[SM4RT3]

i can talk for hours about masterbation

lmao.. never mind talkin about it for hours, i can do it mate... only problem is i tend to swim in a circle lol

 

[McHammerBash69]

A big hi too everyone on here!

Ok first off Im new here and I have been growing for around 2 years. My set up consists off a 1.70 metre high by 75x75 budbox, 400watt hps grolux with a pro ultra reflector and 2 4 " fans with acoustic ducting and rhino filter.

I have grown Diesel lowrider twice
Top 44
Sweettooth
Cheese from clone ( i found in my mates bathroom )
Sharkshock from Mr nice seeds

I had no problems apart from one strain, Sharkshock. I started these in January this year and there all but finished it said 7-9 week but these have taken me 5 months to grow.
I had major problems with these seeds i dont know if it was the time off year or the plant genetics. Out of 15 seeds 6 germinated and looked healthy throught the grow period which was 4 weeks
I normally veg for 2 week then straight into flower. Anyway after i switch it to 12/12 they took another month to show their sex thankfully they were all girls. After around 3-4 week of flowering 2 started growing weird and what i mean by that is they resembled ferral weed.
I kept a close eye on them trying everything from flushing, low fert feeding, stress releivers and so on eventually i had to kill them. My reasoning for the mutation/ferral plants was put down to poor genetics or stress in the early stages any more ideas on this would be helpful.
For the four that were left i harvested 2 out of four because they matured alot faster than the others i got an ounce from both plants. These plants resembled Lowriders or dwarfs because of their size both where 50-65cm.
I have one plant drying and one plant that is getting chopped for drying today.
I will post some pics of the 2 when they are ready.


Peace


MCHammerBash69

 

[growwwww]

you found a clone in your mates bathroom???