The UK Growers Thread!

Gavstar76

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Mostly Bangkok but went down to coast of Koh Mak I think it was and paddled kayak to monkey island (which nearly killed me in 50 degree heat), safari world and fed young tiger with baby bottle of milk for about £8-9, was taken down some dark alley in bangkok by shifty looking dude to watch woman pull things outta there pussy and went swimming ontop of a shopping center were the slide actually went of the edge of the building and you had to be at least 10-15 floors up. The taxis had no breaks, a lot of the lady boys looked better than the woman lo,.tuk tuk was such an experience I will never forget with 4 blokes in the back making it wheelie everytime he started up again and rats the size of cats. I would go back in a heartbeat if i could afford it :)
 

sambo020482

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Mostly Bangkok but went down to coast of Koh Mak I think it was and paddled kayak to monkey island (which nearly killed me in 50 degree heat), safari world and fed young tiger with baby bottle of milk for about £8-9, was taken down some dark alley in bangkok by shifty looking dude to watch woman pull things outta there pussy and went swimming ontop of a shopping center were the slide actually went of the edge of the building and you had to be at least 10-15 floors up. The taxis had no breaks, a lot of the lady boys looked better than the woman lo,.tuk tuk was such an experience I will never forget with 4 blokes in the back making it wheelie everytime he started up again and rats the size of cats. I would go back in a heartbeat if i could afford it :)
u had a hold of a baby tiger too then lol fucking crewl really cause all they do is starve it then sit it in ya lap with a bottle of milk lol

thailand is amazing place i fucking loved it am considering fucking off back there n saying i was somewhere else to the missus just means i got ''lose'' my passport when i get home cause of the stamp lol
 

Gavstar76

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u tried the caol ila?my fav
Mate I will have to look out for that for me and the old man we always up for trying a new scotch. we always had Glenfiditch as it was me granddads favourite ( he was the last of the Duncan Clan so family stories go). I have some family in scotland and so its always been the drink of choice in our house. Cant beat the taste of a well matured scotch. Never been a big Bells or Teachers drinker and try and get an aged one as they tend to have a nicer flavour.
 

bamslayer

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everycunt in scotland is growing cos the ladyboys are punting masses off sprayed damp pish and the asians are flooding the place with 25 quid bags of good shit but 1.2g at worst.

n fuck giving your hard earned dole to they pricks!
 

bamslayer

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Mate I will have to look out for that for me and the old man we always up for trying a new scotch. we always had Glenfiditch as it was me granddads favourite ( he was the last of the Duncan Clan so family stories go). I have some family in scotland and so its always been the drink of choice in our house. Cant beat the taste of a well matured scotch. Never been a big Bells or Teachers drinker and try and get an aged one as they tend to have a nicer flavour.
the Caol Ila is an Islay malt,an smokey as fuck goes down well wi a joint. pronounced cull-eella its the shnizzle.

an sets the cheeks off red an roaring haha

got a singniture 15 year old glenfiddich t wet the babys head wi,was nice but nowhere near as gud as the islay in taste n strength
 

Gavstar76

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u had a hold of a baby tiger too then lol fucking crewl really cause all they do is starve it then sit it in ya lap with a bottle of milk lol

thailand is amazing place i fucking loved it am considering fucking off back there n saying i was somewhere else to the missus just means i got ''lose'' my passport when i get home cause of the stamp lol
lol u lucky bugger wish I could get away with shit like that :). I know I did hear that about the animals after we had been and was gutted as I love big cats but hey all I can do now is think of how cool it was at the time eh. I wanted to shark dive up north when I was there and ran out of money (love sharks too cos I am a sucker like that lol) but then after researching it when I came back it promotes shark attacks as they see people as bringing food so glad I didnt end up with that on my shoulders too lol. Too be honest though its such a poor arsed country we could see 70-80 year old guys walking down the street with a 20 year old girls and it probley cost em bugger all to keep them all the holiday. what really made me laugh though was 2nd or 3rd day there the staff were not there as they had day off so the family we stayed with rang McDonalds and had it delivered to the house best dam McDonalds I ever tasted too.
 

bamslayer

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hehe well tis true,jus funding these fannys to buy new bmw,s n alloys " innitiinnit yhar mate its from the dam innit""best shit about"

FUCKING PLEBS!
 

Gavstar76

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the Caol Ila is an Islay malt,an smokey as fuck goes down well wi a joint. pronounced cull-eella its the shnizzle.

an sets the cheeks off red an roaring haha

got a singniture 15 year old glenfiddich t wet the babys head wi,was nice but nowhere near as gud as the islay in taste n strength
Had a look online and it looks lush with plenty of flavour too. me old man has just come out of hospital so when i next get payed i will have to treat him to a bottle of that for sure (knowing i will get a good taster of it,cheers dad lol). Never been a beer drinker always the scotch. 15 yr old glens nice brought my old man the 18 and that's a little better, I had a bottle of Black Grouse last year that was nice.
 

Gavstar76

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was just looking at the 12 yr old and that looks realnice. along with the 97 almost clear several there to try I think lol
 

bamslayer

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yeah man honestly ul love it,sets the blood on fire haha n keeps the midges off ye or numbs yer senses anyways haha

the basic caolila is ma fav but yeah as they go up in age they differ major in taste and colour.depends on yer tastebuds tho it is major smokey.

and my second favourite is Clynelish from Brora on the north east coast a nippy peaty number mate really clear
 

Gavstar76

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Cheers Bam you have made it worth coming on here for two reasons now lol. I will defo let you know what I think when I try them. Cheers for the advice and will start with the basic and work up, thats what we normally do as you say they tend to change a lot sometimes with age (and not always for the better). I am like a kid in a sweet shop when i am looking up scotch lol
 

Airwave

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I'm thinking about doing the unthinkable.

Growing about 30 different strains all at once, just so I can get rid of all these seeds.
 

bamslayer

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nae bother gav love ma whiskey.
its called the water of life up here cant spell it in gaelic lol

i aint tried any jap alcohol apart from a few beers i will not call it that no matter how many awards they get.i am sure its as good as they say though as the japs are good at everything they do eh!
i wouldnt drink anything from japanistan now tho after all that radiation
 

mantiszn

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don't get me wrong most of my favourites are from up there

is that isle of jura good you say?

i got given a bottle of this as a gift.. but haven't had a taster yet..

Nikka Yoichi 15 Year Old




nae bother gav love ma whiskey.
its called the water of life up here cant spell it in gaelic lol

i aint tried any jap alcohol apart from a few beers i will not call it that no matter how many awards they get.i am sure its as good as they say though as the japs are good at everything they do eh!
i wouldnt drink anything from japanistan now tho after all that radiation
 

bamslayer

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the jura is quite nice ye,that jap does look interestin tho but wouldnt buy any,iv got my lists of scottish i aint tried yet
 

mantiszn

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recommend something smooth and creamy (that's what she said) that i may not have tried yet.. medium to high price range..

i had some of that glenlivet 1995 sherry butt ... was tasty but sherry quite overpowering

the jura is quite nice ye,that jap does look interestin tho but wouldnt buy any,iv got my lists of scottish i aint tried yet
 
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