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mr.green123 said:
funny as fuck lol
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Now Im a bit cowboy and lazy when growing weed but that cunt takes it up a notch. Just wrap this 30lbs of weed in this big tent thingy and Ill just sell it over 6 months for $20k Aussie dollars bout 6.5k our money. hahahahaha I get more than that for 2lbs ie 1kg.hahahah
 
baklawa said:
Junkie fishing?
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Just a sport me and a couple of mates invented. Best fishing time is around 9am and location is also key. Ive found that our local chemist which is also next to the job centre is a prime location at 9am. You have pools of junkies exceeding 50. The trick is to heat 50p's with a clipper lighter until they are glowing red, walk past them and drop. There is always 1 or 2 who will instinctly react and grab the 50p. Rather strange noise a junkie makes when badly burned. Now the fun part, hopefully the junkie will react and shout at you and act "hard" junkie. Then you have the great pleasure of sparking the cunt out. We used to have a few crackers on our phones but have been lost over time, think my wee bro has one where the police come over and arrest the junkie after he has smashed him. Sick but fun
 
lol fucking great the trick by is to glue a pound to the floor with the strongest glue you can find and watch them try get it up.
 
3eyes said:
Don't do it Bill it'll taste like shit and smell like hay
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FFS.....I don't know what to fucking do. I was going to buy one of them net thingys and build a room and get a small fan and carbon filter but its fucking burning electric there like a motherfucker and I cant be fucked building a room. AAAAArrrrrrggggggghhhhh!!!!!!
 
your crop smelling and tasting like shit isn't defined by how you dry it 3eyes. like having a bairn it doesn't one day just become a cunt its how you raise them
 
Right its livers, blue cheese and SLH so I defo kno the smell won't go. My room with lights on sits at 23-24 and humidity is below 45. I was thinking about 4-5 days in tent, 2-3 days in paper bag(Billy cure) then out the door. lol
 
supersillybilly said:
Just a sport me and a couple of mates invented. Best fishing time is around 9am and location is also key. Ive found that our local chemist which is also next to the job centre is a prime location at 9am. You have pools of junkies exceeding 50. The trick is to heat 50p's with a clipper lighter until they are glowing red, walk past them and drop. There is always 1 or 2 who will instinctly react and grab the 50p. Rather strange noise a junkie makes when badly burned. Now the fun part, hopefully the junkie will react and shout at you and act "hard" junkie. Then you have the great pleasure of sparking the cunt out. We used to have a few crackers on our phones but have been lost over time, think my wee bro has one where the police come over and arrest the junkie after he has smashed him. Sick but fun
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Almost lost for words here. Almost. You've excelled this time :D Just when I was losing my faith in the innate depravity of mankind...
 
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