The UK Growers Thread!

[00ashoo]

grey area's got all the good buds, probably the best shop i found if it was a bit bigger like

 

[DST]

yer not wrong there, small as a postage stamp....

 

[tip top toker]

bullshit as usual... word on the street is that you are smokin hot!

Did you get a good look at him? Could you see his face? Could you spot him in a parade?
I don’t think so. It could have been anyone.

how do all? how many off u r going church today to praise our lord? hahahah na me neither thanks
only worship im doing is to the exo cheese gods haha

Haha, not for me Still never once hear one of me mums sermons lol, gonna take a hefty bribe to get me through those doors.

Europe is a big place, and I think the train crash you were talking about was in Germany......one thing not to do when in Holland, is EVER CALL A DUTCH PERSON GERMAN....not only did they steal the cloggies bikes, they also starved them and shipped quite a lot of the circumcized ones off to camps to either gas em or work em to death.
Dutch can sound like German, but they love the Germans nearly as much as they love the Belgiums.....oh what a happy place Europe is (lets not get started on the French now.)

As far as weed is concerned, just to correct a few things. Good weed is not really available for 11 euro a gram anymore. Unless you go out of the centre of Amsterdam.

90 euro for White Widow.....no offence, but that sounds like bulk Dutch weed to me at that price. (which they basically just call White Widow - it's actually Power Plant!)

Go to the GREY AREA, they will show you some good weed. Got to try some Kosher Kush on 420, was actually real nice.

Peace, DST

Aye, i just remember nice weed being fairly expensive when i was there, and know that well, today you're only looking at 1.2 euro's to the pound, not too great.

I'm still trying to recombobulate my memory to see if i ever did actually go into grey area lol, i could swear i did, but well, i'm a uselsss stoner like that at times.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

i went, smoked a gram spliff of some quaze then had to pass on the hitman bong this lunatic was stuffing high grade, weed oil and hash into the bowl. smoked that much the weekend i was there i was still baked for two days when i got back.

 

[tip top toker]

Lol, i wonder which lunatic that might have been

 

[DST]

I am completely sane so couldnae have been me.........

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

and i'm tea total.

 

[supersillybilly]

Morning guys, just a couple of cans for me last night and refrained from hitting the Malts, so Im pretty sharp. Going to chop 8 lemons today. First things first, Bacon Rolls

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

i've just chucked a lamb shoulder in he slow cooker, recipes a belter

http://slowcookerrecipes.org.uk/honey_lamb_shank_recipe.htm

potting up some Dogs this morning smoke a bowl or 3. and contemplating just how fucking unreal the toons goals were yesterday.

 

[dura72]

morning butt plugs...fuckin nuthin to do. bored tae fuck....ah fuckin HATE being sober rite now

 

[supersillybilly]

i've just chucked a lamb shoulder in he slow cooker, recipes a belter

http://slowcookerrecipes.org.uk/honey_lamb_shank_recipe.htm

potting up some Dogs this morning smoke a bowl or 3. and contemplating just how fucking unreal the toons goals were yesterday.

I had them on m8, fucking Reading let me down. Think your manager should be up for the manager of the year award. Really has transformed a shitty team(sorry) into a team who will give any team a game

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

hahahah nowt to be sorry for man, it's true he chopped the wage bill players right out, bought cheap good players and sold the naff semi good ones to knackers with too much money.

he'll never get manager of the year for the same reason as none of our player will ever get an england call up. we aint from laaaaaaaahndaaaaaaahhhn.

i so wanted to see mark lawro on MOTD last night. eating humble fucking pie.

 

[supersillybilly]

Guys is a prick. You'd think he English the way he goes on. Fucking Redknapp has done fuck all the last few months but your right he will win it. I like the fellow though. Loved how he had a bank account in his dogs name. lol

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

aye old wobbly chops will get it of course. FA will give him the england job, should have already if he's to get the team whipped into shape for the summer. i like him to, begrudgingly.

 

[asap]

Morning! Newcastle deserve 4th in my opinion, redknapp has done his usual flying start then fucked it up. The only thing is if newcastle get 4th they wont be seeded in the champs league qualifying so they could face the big boys that have to qualify.

 

[tip top toker]

i've just chucked a lamb shoulder in he slow cooker, recipes a belter

http://slowcookerrecipes.org.uk/honey_lamb_shank_recipe.htm

potting up some Dogs this morning smoke a bowl or 3. and contemplating just how fucking unreal the toons goals were yesterday.

sounds rather tasty! Been meaning to buy a slow cooker for years now. When you spend all day cooking and washing up at work, when you get home the last thing you want to be doing is another couple of hours of it just for the sake of dinner. What size would you recommend? I'm only feeding myself but i like the idea of a 6.5L so that i can cook whole chickens etc.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

Morning! Newcastle deserve 4th in my opinion, redknapp has done his usual flying start then fucked it up. The only thing is if newcastle get 4th they wont be seeded in the champs league qualifying so they could face the big boys that have to qualify.

morning fella, redknapp plays for fourth has even said so this season in interviews. i see no point in aiming low!? then again as a toon fan anywhere above the mackems will do me just fine.

play offs will suit me. we aint ready for the champs league man, not got a big enough squad.

sounds rather tasty! Been meaning to buy a slow cooker for years now. When you spend all day cooking and washing up at work, when you get home the last thing you want to be doing is another couple of hours of it just for the sake of dinner. What size would you recommend? I'm only feeding myself but i like the idea of a 6.5L so that i can cook whole chickens etc.

aye fella, thats the size i got, they're not that expensive, though i doubt id put a whole chicken in it. chicken is soft enough. beef & lamb are best, not to say you shouldn't but i wouldn't. i've got loads of class recipes for the thing too. Moroccan tagine. curries etc.

if your after a good chicken recipe. i got one a while back from a yardie lad. take the op shelf out your oven, get a whole chicken, open a can of red stripe, shove it up its arse and stand it up in the oven. cook for the normal time.

 

[asap]

morning fella, redknapp plays for fourth has even said so this season in interviews. i see no point in aiming low!? then again as a toon fan anywhere above the mackems will do me just fine.

play offs will suit me. we aint ready for the champs league man, not got a big enough squad.

I think you have played some stunning football to this year. Just hope old cokney mafioso dont sell all your best players. The qualifying round for champs league could be a tough one and the actual competition will be hard without a deep squad, playing the cups, league and champions league is a hard task with a bare squad.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

never know the fat cockerney barsteward might cough up some cash now were not in debt and there'll be a good bit from the telly rights.

not holding my breath like.

 

[asap]

never know the fat cockerney barsteward might cough up some cash now were not in debt and there'll be a good bit from the telly rights.

not holding my breath like.

Yeah I had the same convo with a mate who is a necastle fan, He was chomping on about the TV money but he didnt realise that you wont be seeded in qualifying draw because you haven't played in Europe for quite a while lol so qualifying will be a big task in itself. But he too dont hold much hope for the fat cunt opening his wallet.