The UK Growers Thread!

[cheddar1985]

​you love my truck more.............. 4sure

Fuck the truck id ride ya like a whore lol

 

[unlucky]

​thats not funny................im off....you scare me 4sure...........hhmmm

 

[dura72]

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[TD="bgcolor: #F6F6F6"]I was in line waiting to pay for my petrol and the guy at the front said, "Pump one."

Which got me thinking: "I wonder if the Queen ever says that to Prince Philip?"[/TD]
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[dura72]

well evening wankers, are all your sisters on there periods when yez are all in here?

 

[dura72]

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[TD="bgcolor: #F6F6F6"]I was stopped for a chat in the street by my old neighbour earlier:

"It's been ages" I said, "how old are your kids now?"

"They're 13" he said.

"Wow, time flies... I bet they're shaving already aren't they?" I laughed.

"They're girls" he snapped.

"Yeah I know that Abdul, but still..."[/TD]
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[DubVitals]

chatting your shiz boys.......... ? and whats all this chat about clones but no shit...but i asked about them like ages ago and you lot give me weeks of shizz

Ws I supposed to get told of for askin for cuts lol

 

[cannabutt]

I joined a chocolate lovers forum the other day
They asked if I liked the combination of chocolate, caramel, nougat and hazelnut.
I said i used to but no longer did.
Then i was banned from the site for going off topic.

 

[DubVitals]

I joined a chocolate lovers forum the other day
They asked if I liked the combination of chocolate, caramel, nougat and hazelnut.
I said i used to but no longer did.
Then i was banned from the site for going off topic.

Lmao at that tetchy fuckers or what.

 

[unlucky]

Ws I supposed to get told of for askin for cuts lol

​only if your me it looks like.................... :-/

 

[cannabutt]

Lmao at that tetchy fuckers or what.

Lmfao.. haha

 

[DubVitals]

​only if your me it looks like.................... :-/

I feel bad now il take sum stick if I have to makes us even lol

 

[DubVitals]

I still ain't got a cut yet tho

 

[unlucky]

I feel bad now il take sum stick if I have to makes us even lol

​oh don't be getting them crying........that sort of banter i don't need...lol

 

[DubVitals]

​oh don't be getting them crying........that sort of banter i don't need...lol

Lol il zip it

 

[unlucky]

I still ain't got a cut yet tho

it helps if you do some... kiss-ass

 

[W Dragon]

well the russians have been ordered went with the tude, should only be a couple of days before they land and I'll get them started asap

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

My Swedes bouncing

 

[dura72]

My Swedes bouncing

is that not what Nancy Dell'olio said about Sven??

 

[DST]

never happy, lol......

lol be nice to see summet to scale it too,.,.,, save me two/s dst il send u address lol

chedz wtf im YORK bornand bred mate cant get no more britich than that ,its that fucking YOKEL accent u got i think bak in the day too much nigga slave shagging went on coz now look allll fcuked up lolz

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

christ that thing looks bigger than the grey area cafe itself man