there once was a bird

there once was a bird that lived in a tree one day a strong wind came while the bird was flying and blew the bird far away and put it on another tree the bird hit its head on the tree which knocked it out three days passed and the bird finally awoke not knowing what had happened "dazed and confused" it "flew over the cukoos nest" and landed on the "land of the dead" and met a man who was a "lair,lair" named "Truman show" who told the bird that if he "wanted" to go home he had to go throuth "the secret garden" so the bird not knowing if the man was lying ask will you show me it? the man replied sure but it will cost you the bird not owning anything that the man would want said if you take me home i'll give you "seven" words of wisdom since the man had nothing he had "nothing to lose" so he said ok they where walking thruogh "the woods" and came to a "labrynth" the bird knowing that the man couldnt fly decided to guide him thruogh it they passed it and came to the garden went in and came to the end of the garden it was a door it had a combination on it the man not knowing it was there said we have to go see "mr woodcock" feeling bad for them a girl came out of some bushes and said i know the combination the man asked whats your name the girl sayed "matilda" and the combination is "1408" so they put it in and sure enogh it was right they finally came to thre tree where the bird lived and the bird thanked the man and said why dont you come up for some coffee the man replied no sorry i have to go to "detroit rock city" and see "cheech and chonges next movie" but thanks anyway here the bird sayed keep this its "the number 24"

the end

Wow. You must be kind of bored.

hell yah i wish i had some bud right now