Things You Can't Say On Facebook....

i'll start: a couple i vaguely know..... (they've been engaged as long as i've known them):
2 hrs ago - both happily playing fb games
1 hr ago - the dude goes from 'engaged' to 'it's complicated'
40 min ago - the chick starts editing him out of her info page
20 min ago - both 'single'

the thing i'm dying to but can't say: WHO CHEATED?! ENQUIRING MINDS WANNA KNOW!!

lmfao do it, private message both and get the facts

If i meet the guy who made facebook i'll decapitate him.

mellokitty said:

i'll start: a couple i vaguely know..... (they've been engaged as long as i've known them):
2 hrs ago - both happily playing fb games
1 hr ago - the dude goes from 'engaged' to 'it's complicated'
40 min ago - the chick starts editing him out of her info page
20 min ago - both 'single'

the thing i'm dying to but can't say: WHO CHEATED?! ENQUIRING MINDS WANNA KNOW!!

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thats great.. i'd give you a nickel to post that.. i wonder how long they would take for them to unfriend you? and if you barely no them, i think it would be sooo worth it to see the reactions..

youll probably only get a bad reaction from one of them, i mean its not like they did that so people wouldn't see it.

DarthD3vl said:

youll probably only get a bad reaction from one of them, i mean its not like they did that so people wouldn't see it.

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true dat darth.. but you'd be surprised by how many people at times think that they are all alone on the world wide web.. it makes me laugh at times..

DarthD3vl said:

youll probably only get a bad reaction from one of them, i mean its not like they did that so people wouldn't see it.

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true dat indeed. i mean, they wouldn't have publicly broken up on fb if they both didn't want to right?

oops: just thought of something else i can't say: "so who should i congratulate?"
omg i think i just peed my pants.

I have a friend like that too. they are constantly together, apart, together... it will never work if you hate each other on that regular of a basis that you consider yourself OVER once a week.

I never say anything about relationships, health, drugs, traveling, nothing personal for the most part and I use a phony name.

actually, although they have very public altercations from time to time, this is the first time in the few years i've known them that they've actually 'broken up.' it's just weird because they're both nice, likeable people, but then you see them together and it's like, "you guys could both do so much better....."

and yeah, i tend to start *whistling nonchalantly* when touchy subjects come up on social media... especially when using my real name.

UPDATE: having randomly run into the dude, my poor hubby is having to listen to the pity party AND half-assed pay attention because he knows he's gonna get his ass kicked if he comes home without the whole story

mellokitty said:

actually, although they have very public altercations from time to time, this is the first time in the few years i've known them that they've actually 'broken up.' it's just weird because they're both nice, likeable people, but then you see them together and it's like, "you guys could both do so much better....."

and yeah, i tend to start *whistling nonchalantly* when touchy subjects come up on social media... especially when using my real name.

UPDATE: having randomly run into the dude, my poor hubby is having to listen to the pity party AND half-assed pay attention because he knows he's gonna get his ass kicked if he comes home without the whole story

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Sounds like your name should be GossipKitty my friend. LOL.

I stay away from FaceBook specifically because of this whole concept. I actually haven't logged into Facebook in more than 2 years.

It's SOMETIMES nice seeing friends from back in the day, but most of them I couldn't give 2 shits about. And the same people that were dicks back in the day, and now want to be your best fucking friend........probably because they alienated all their friends way back, with their shitty attitude, and now reach out simply in desperation.

Don't even get me going on Twitter. Fuckin stupid.

@devildog93 says : "Hey everybody, I am taking a shit......right now!!.....Ugh it STANKS!!!!!!!!!!"

Sweet.....thanks for the update.

I mean, fuck, I REALLY need to know what Mandy Moore thinks about Chechnya......or what Tom Berenger is reading for his next B movie script.

Facebook and Twitter are for celebs and metro homos. And if you are still on myspace, you are a pedofile.

Lol, I log onto facebook just to see how many people I can call out on their bullshit.

Lost so many "friends" doing that. Idiots shouldn't post personal shit, especially the baby momma drama.

Facebook made me hate my friends.

facebook is for idiots..

Yea im going to post pics and videos on the net..........yea right..........uh.........never mind..........but FACEBOOK sucks..............so many losers are there.............not you of course........the othe guy........or girl Im talkinga bout....yea.

Devildog93 said:

Sounds like your name should be GossipKitty my friend. LOL.

I stay away from FaceBook specifically because of this whole concept. I actually haven't logged into Facebook in more than 2 years.

It's SOMETIMES nice seeing friends from back in the day, but most of them I couldn't give 2 shits about. And the same people that were dicks back in the day, and now want to be your best fucking friend........probably because they alienated all their friends way back, with their shitty attitude, and now reach out simply in desperation.

Don't even get me going on Twitter. Fuckin stupid.

@devildog93 says : "Hey everybody, I am taking a shit......right now!!.....Ugh it STANKS!!!!!!!!!!"

Sweet.....thanks for the update.

I mean, fuck, I REALLY need to know what Mandy Moore thinks about Chechnya......or what Tom Berenger is reading for his next B movie script.

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Thank Fuck! I was beginning to think I was the only one. I had a myspace when that was all the jive. But a few trifling bitches can fuck your day up on one of those sites. I was dancing with this chick at the bar that most definately was NOT my girlfriend. The next day there was a picture of me & this broad posted that wasn't going to be easily refuted. I had everything short of a boner popping through my pants. It was no accident that the girl I was dating at the time, fuckin saw the pic before I had even pulled my lazy ass out of bed. The best part of wakin up is definately not "Pissed off Woman" in your cup. So yeah. No myspace, no facebook, and I don't even know what the fuck a twitter looks like.

Mike Young said:

Thank Fuck! I was beginning to think I was the only one. I had a myspace when that was all the jive. But a few trifling bitches can fuck your day up on one of those sites. I was dancing with this chick at the bar that most definately was NOT my girlfriend. The next day there was a picture of me & this broad posted that wasn't going to be easily refuted. I had everything short ...... blah blah blah.

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I have a pair of Tiffany & Co. cufflinks, them fuckers set me back close to $200!! But when Im a functions, people can spot that shit from across the room. They know what's up...

Devildog93 said:

Sounds like your name should be GossipKitty my friend. LOL.

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can i use that if i ever get a permanent ban?
the hits just kept on coming, laugh-wise, last night. and i really only started this thread to prevent myself from going on fb and actually saying some of the smartass stuff that kept coming to mind. i'm a girl - we have a congenital, debilitating condition which is exacerbated by not gossiping - i'm just medicating here. lol

i'm actually really fond of my fb right now; between democracy now and ALL my social-justice-oriented activist friends, my wall reads like a mellokitty-specifically-filtered newsfeed with occasional frivolous interjections (like last night). having friends in japan, i knew about the eq a full hour before the major networks blipped (i don't watch tv news).

imagine my extreme frustration to learn that a majority of newsmedia that i follow switched to twitter during the peak of the crisis.
tweets, and people who use twitter, should correctly be called 'twits'.

see4 said:

I have a pair of Tiffany & Co. cufflinks, them fuckers set me back close to $200!! But when Im a functions, people can spot that shit from across the room. They know what's up...

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Did you eat all of your crayons, and can't finish coloring in your he-man coloring book? Grow up.

Mike Young said:

Did you eat all of your crayons, and can't finish coloring in your he-man coloring book? Grow up.

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thank god.. here i thought i was the only one tired of reading about this cats super expensive cars that could beat everyone on here's ride, and his rides in limo's and his $200 tiffany n co. cuff links.. glad to know that i'm not..

i remember when FB used to consist of just college kids... i'd log in just to see what, if any, pics of our countless crazy nights would pop up...

the best was when we'd get tagged for being in some obscure conrner of some random stranger's pics..... scary too cuz sometimes you'd be caught in rather, uncomfortable situations. ....there's still pics of that one night i went home with this really hot blonde girl who's completely out of my league somewhere out there in the facebook universe....... good ol' days...