hoss12781
Well-Known Member
That's right bitches, call me Michael Vick if you want to but read the backstory first. This is a horrible rottweiler owned by my inlaws.
About four months ago it attempted to make a run at my four year old. If he didn't have quick reflexes he would have half a left hand. Immediately after that incident I punched it as hard as I possible could on the dome. For reference I'm about six foot four, 220 lbs and a took karate for 15 years growing up. I know how to throw a punch.
This dog is mean as hell. After I punched him he was stunned for a second and then made a run at me. My mother in law, the only one the damn thing actually listens to pulled it back. As I have opposable thumbs I'm not afraid of most animals but this thing looked like it wanted to use my juglar as a chew toy.
Fast forward to last week. After four months of promising to get rid of the animal and us not visiting our inlaws, which was hard for my wife because she feels like her mother basically chose her dog over her daughter and grandson, she finally caved and went for a visit. She was bit, tore a hole in her fav pair of pants and left a giant puncture wound that will no doubt be a scar for life.
They have still not gotten rid of this fucking animal. If it were up to me I would walk straight up to the beast and put a 9mm hollow point in its face. The situation being what it is I must be a bit more discreet. Thats where you come in. Help me decide the best way to off this mother fucker. Right now I'm thinking rat poison inside dog treats/meat something of that nature.
I'm really not an animal hater and, for reference have never killed a dog, cat, ect. This is a special circumstance that requires my attention. Your thoughts and musings are welcome and will be taken into consideration.
About four months ago it attempted to make a run at my four year old. If he didn't have quick reflexes he would have half a left hand. Immediately after that incident I punched it as hard as I possible could on the dome. For reference I'm about six foot four, 220 lbs and a took karate for 15 years growing up. I know how to throw a punch.
This dog is mean as hell. After I punched him he was stunned for a second and then made a run at me. My mother in law, the only one the damn thing actually listens to pulled it back. As I have opposable thumbs I'm not afraid of most animals but this thing looked like it wanted to use my juglar as a chew toy.
Fast forward to last week. After four months of promising to get rid of the animal and us not visiting our inlaws, which was hard for my wife because she feels like her mother basically chose her dog over her daughter and grandson, she finally caved and went for a visit. She was bit, tore a hole in her fav pair of pants and left a giant puncture wound that will no doubt be a scar for life.
They have still not gotten rid of this fucking animal. If it were up to me I would walk straight up to the beast and put a 9mm hollow point in its face. The situation being what it is I must be a bit more discreet. Thats where you come in. Help me decide the best way to off this mother fucker. Right now I'm thinking rat poison inside dog treats/meat something of that nature.
I'm really not an animal hater and, for reference have never killed a dog, cat, ect. This is a special circumstance that requires my attention. Your thoughts and musings are welcome and will be taken into consideration.