this is going to be fun....what is the dumbest thing you have ever heard on here?

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resinraider

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hardroc said:
ahahah when I was a kid we were smoking hash and I served my buddy a dead fly lol, he coughed his fucking lugs out. I know it was a dick move but, it was too funny
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Haaha. Omg! Me 2. We even served this 1 brode mouse shit! Hahaha I also liked to roll up tobaco and pretend its a jay, light it fast and blow sum1 a super. Hahah they always barfed. Or giving them a roach toke off my own fingers and then letting go of it and hear it bounce down there throught
 
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I work in a grow shop in NZ. Dude used to come in saying he had been flowering for 8months and nothing was really happening.
Said he had 1000w, i should of asked more about this 1000w. Ended up bringing me some photo's of the room.
Turned out he had 1000w of Incandescent lights. We have had people bring back hps lights saying they are not red spec because they didn't glow red.
We have had people that have made there own water cooled lamps by having a hose hooked up running over the bulb all over the floor. surprisingly it went for 2 days!! cant remember all the great stuff we have heard. Always advice from a friend.
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sweet avatar dude
 
logzz

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My favorite today had to be the guy with the lamp shade pointed at his plant and a towel to keep the light in lmao
 
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I joined the fun at being retarded. I jus told 2 guys that asked y there plants r growing slow that's its due to the daylight saving and the plants r adjusting. I. Hope they r both indoor grows for added dumbness.
 
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resinraider said:
Haaha. Omg! Me 2. We even served this 1 brode mouse shit! Hahaha I also liked to roll up tobaco and pretend its a jay, light it fast and blow sum1 a super. Hahah they always barfed. Or giving them a roach toke off my own fingers and then letting go of it and hear it bounce down there throught
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This thread is too funny I'ma run out of rep
 
if.I.grow.it.theywillcome

if.I.grow.it.theywillcome

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have u guys seen the one guy who had been vegging his 7 plants under 2 23w cfl's for 8 months and they were like 3 feet tall with only like 2 sets of leaves on them. then he asked when they were going to bud....they looked like fucking skinny ass bamboo.

one guy asked if he should bring his plants in at night, someone asked him they were in pots and he said no they were planted in the ground.....sure bring in the whole fucking outdoors while your at it.

the weird shit that people come up with that they always want to add to the plants gets me the most....one guy ask if he puts "purple" kool-aid in his plants if it would give them purple buds like purple haze...

too many to list.
 
mr. green thumb 01

mr. green thumb 01

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I heard ejaculating in them is good lmfao when I heard that wtf would you ever want to do that or piss on them geez people try way to hard sometimes lol
 
if.I.grow.it.theywillcome

if.I.grow.it.theywillcome

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there is a dude right now asking about yeild and don't even have the seed in the ground. then when you tell them they are fucking dumb they call you a dick. you ever hear doctors going around telling women who just found out they were pregnant that it is going to be a boy. 9lbs 4oz's. he will live to be 82 years old, have blond hair, brown eyes, and a 9 inch cock. and there have waaaaay more babies born than weed plants...just fucking read for fucking 2 minutes b4 jumping on here and asking dumb questions...
 
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if.I.grow.it.theywillcome said:
have u guys seen the one guy who had been vegging his 7 plants under 2 23w cfl's for 8 months and they were like 3 feet tall with only like 2 sets of leaves on them. then he asked when they were going to bud....they looked like fucking skinny ass bamboo.

one guy asked if he should bring his plants in at night, someone asked him they were in pots and he said no they were planted in the ground.....sure bring in the whole fucking outdoors while your at it.

the weird shit that people come up with that they always want to add to the plants gets me the most....one guy ask if he puts "purple" kool-aid in his plants if it would give them purple buds like purple haze...

too many to list.
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bring the outdoors in lmfao that's a good one man, yea just dig 'em up lol
 
mr. green thumb 01

mr. green thumb 01

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lol got one of my friends with a dead roach packed it in the bong told him it was freshies lol he coughed forever we were drunk 2 and only 16 at the time funny shit!
 
if.I.grow.it.theywillcome

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hardroc said:
Now fella's don't be harsh on the newb's, we all were at one time too,
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your right bro!! we were all there at one point. but these fuckers want a pound of great weed and they don't want to put in ANY work!! just walk into microsoft or apple and tell them you want to be the CEO. fuck it. you never know.....
 
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yeah but most of us had the common sence to read and search for answers before asking dumb ass questions. some times i see things and think wow he/she is way to stupid how did they not choke on crayons as a child? not knowing things is not the same as dumb. those who don't know will learn, the dumb ones will try and fail over and over because they are to dumb to know when they are in over their heads
 
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