JustBlazin
Well-Known Member
Hypochondriac, hanging out at the laundromat
Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at
Dressed like a sailor, standin' by a pail of garbage
It's almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailer park bitch
I met a slut and said "What up? It's nice to meet ya"
"I'd like to treat you to a Faygo and a slice of pizza"
"But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month"
"But if you would care to join me, I was about to roll this next blunt"
"But I ain't got no weed, no Phillies, or no papers"
"Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist"
"So give me all your money and don't try nothing funny"
"'Cause you know your stinking ass is too fat to try to outrun me"
Sorry totally reminded me of this song when he said hypochondriac
Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at
Dressed like a sailor, standin' by a pail of garbage
It's almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailer park bitch
I met a slut and said "What up? It's nice to meet ya"
"I'd like to treat you to a Faygo and a slice of pizza"
"But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month"
"But if you would care to join me, I was about to roll this next blunt"
"But I ain't got no weed, no Phillies, or no papers"
"Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist"
"So give me all your money and don't try nothing funny"
"'Cause you know your stinking ass is too fat to try to outrun me"
Sorry totally reminded me of this song when he said hypochondriac
