cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Yo mama so ugly, her shadow's suing.
She was such an ugly baby, her parents fed her with a slingshot.
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She was such an ugly baby, her parents fed her with a slingshot.
cn
this is YO MAMA!
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Blue Wizard
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Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Uncle Pirate
Active Member
Your momma's so nice, she'd give you the hair off her back.
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
your momma so fat, every time we have sex it's a threesome... 
Blue Wizard
Well-Known Member
Yo mama so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Uncle Pirate
Active Member
Your momma's house is so small, the roaches have hunchback.
Chief Walkin Eagle
Well-Known Member
Yo moder SO fat. Dat when she jump-fo-jooyy... She got stuck!
Uncle Pirate
Active Member
Your momma's so wrinkly, she has to screw her hat on.
Blue Wizard
Well-Known Member
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license.
mysunnyboy
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
^^ Yo-Yo Ma so fat, he plays his cello under his chin. cn
Uncle Pirate
Active Member
Your momma's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
Your momma's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.
Blue Wizard
Well-Known Member
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Uncle Pirate
Active Member
Your momma's so stupid and nasty, when your dad asked for The Clapper for christmas, she just spread her legs.
